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How do lesbians have sex?
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>>35731768
jesus fucking christ, why would you subject your junk to that
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>>35731768
Pegging, mutual masturbation, scissoring, dildos, cunnilingus, etc
They find ways, dear anon.
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>>35731869
>actually answering the question seriously
kill yourself
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>So sick and tired of being a little scared as virgin bitch that can't talk to girls for 20 years
>always scared they'll see me as some kind of creep if I try to talk to them
>earlier this week decided i'm sick of being this way
>always notice this REALLY hot chick that's in two of my classes at uni
>I'm talking typical Stacey with bleached hair, wears stussy and actually has 630 likes on her facebook profile picture
>one day she's sitting by the lecture theater before the lecture started waiting for the doors to open
>decide to man up and approach her
>"Hey you're in my two other classes right? I didn't know we were in the same lecture"
>"Oh yeah I noticed you" (since we sit pretty close to each other. It's only expected she glances at me at least once)
>"Hey sit next to me"
>She actually sits next to me for the lecture
>we talk about random shit with her
>after lecture I ask what her full name is so I can add her on normiebook
>next day she comes and sits next to me during one of my classes
>sits next to me during lecture again
>we finish the same time today and she lives on the way to my house
>offer to drop her off at her house
>she takes the offer
>we talk in the car the whole way. Was a bit awkward but nothing too bad
>drop her off
>"Thanks anon! I'll see you tomorrow :) "
What the fuck guys? What happened????? Am I suddenly able to talk to girls?
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it's called a hallucination, dear anon
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You did it kid, now leave this place and never look back.
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Good luck, anon, and godspeed.
I hope you make it.
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1:1000 Earth minecraft server 2017-03-23 11:21:02 Post No.35731761
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1:1000 Earth minecraft server
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polandcraft.keko.net
build a faction and conquer the Earth.
1:1000th scale Earth
You start in Africa as the map creator believes this is where human life originated.
Running a variety of plugins.
have fun
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>>35731761
I only play in pacifist
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I always enjoy Earth-based Autismcraft servers, they're so comfy to wander around in.
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>>35731761
>You start in Africa as the map creator believes this is where human life originated.
Well, yeah. It was.
Inb4
>WE AINT NIGGERS
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>check indeed.com
>open 15 tabs of jobs
>one shitty min wage retail application takes 45 minutes to full out because of the assessment test
>close the other tabs out and browse 4shit
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>>35731738
I did this for months anon.
Here's the truth... once you have NEET time on your resume, you can no longer apply to jobs online. NEET time is more toxic on resumes than prison time.
The only way for NEETs to get a job without having connections is to go and apply in person. Try to look people in the eye and not sperg out.
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>>35731796
>The only way for NEETs to get a job without having connections is to go and apply in person. Try to look people in the eye and not sperg out.
You know that's hard with anxiety right
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>>35731796
ok Chad or Bill Boomer
>tfw no girls ever asked me out
>tfw got rejected when I asked out
>tfw eveyone I know
had/has girls interested in them
Do girls press the turn off button when they see
I'm in college and it's been like this in my entire life
I don't have the motivation to do anything anymore
Anyone feel the same way ?
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>>35731724
I'm sorry anon, is there anything about your look you could improve? like are you fat or the like?
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>>35731742
>this
if you're unattractive you gotta specify .
we don't read books with bad covers unless we already know it's contents are worth the read.
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>>35731724
I'm 34 years old and no girl was ever interested in me the slightest.
The only way you can get a girl to like you if you earn good money and she is a single mom. Sorry.
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Beijing rich girl propose to a guy in the public and get rejected! 2017-03-23 08:02:54 Post No.35731505
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Beijing rich girl propose to a guy in the public and get rejected!
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What would /pol/ do in this situation if a rich girl offers you a home and car just for marrying her?
https://youtu.be/p3KXzyqHuw8
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If she's proposing to me, there must be something wrong with her. Of course, I'd still say yes.
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what the fuck?
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>>35731505
No if she is taller than me.
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>diagnosed with BPD
Is this a meme disorder or did I just get the death sentence?
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>>35731482
you just gotta let your loved ones know and be transparent about it. You'll get through the bad parts of it, i believe in you.
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>>35731482
here you go anonyou fucking faggot ass original post
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>>35731482
could be worse, you could be me.
I'm pretty sure I have DID or some sort of disassociation disorder as well. Always score high on those tests.
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That kid in the back of the classroom thread 2017-03-23 11:06:54 Post No.35731427
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That kid in the back of the classroom thread
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>That kid in the back of the classroom that would make undertale references every minute
>That kid in the back of the classroom that weirdly stares at you all day
>That kid in the back of the classroom that you had no idea existed
>That kid in the back of the classroom that killed himself
>That kid in the back of the classroom that just sleeps
>That retarded kid in the back of the classroom with his caretaker that smells like shit and piss
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Gonna give you three posts, from elementary, middle and high school. Marking them with rare spurdos
Elementary
>That kid who loved when guys beat him
>That kid who literally ate dirt
>That kid who put frozen dogshit on a heater in class
>That kid who always faked being sick to get days off
>That kid who wrote "[teacher's name] is a faggot" on wall
>That same kid who constantly harrased the gay teacher
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Middle
>Those two kids who fucked each other in the bathroom stalls
>That kid who alledgedly smoked weed and did shrooms
>That fat kid (robot) who asked the hottest girl in class to go out and got roasted in front of the class
>Same kid who skipped all the gym classes
>The chads with their hormones going wild
>That kid who did youtube videos and got bullied because of themme ;_;
>That small kid who beat the big kid in a fight and made him cry
>Those kids who dealt booze, drugs and snus and got caught
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>that kid in the back of the classroom who had his back to the wall the entire class and watched anime on his school-sponsored laptop all day
Literally me, taking as many virtual lab courses was the best thing I ever did. The courses themselves were piss-easy and I had 90% of my remaining time to goof around.
>finally get gf
>she doesn't want to do anal
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAH I'm going to dump her today. I want to enjoy in my perversions, it's not her fault, just have to find someone who is like me
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Have fun finding another one, you picky shit. No offense intended.
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>finally find a bf
>it's imperative for him to sodomize me
I guess I just need to find someone who isn't an asshole about assholes
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>>35731339
Beggars can't be choosers, OP. Good luck finding a new one with such high standards.
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Guy I'm seeing keeps offering me valium.
What do? Is it a nice high?
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Valium is nice but it's higly addictive for people who are prone to restlessness and anxiety. I guess if you're not on a prescription and he won't become a regular dealer it is OK, though. Don't mix with alcohol or other sedatives, except weed or other mild herbs.
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it is pretty addictive. like booze with less sides effects. obliterates worry and anxiety
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>>35731252
in general you shouldn't take any drug if you're not willing to do your own research on it
valium is great for an occasional treat or for short term use during periods of high stress/anxiety, but it is dangerous to use on a regular basis
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Oh look at me, I'm such an outspoken realist. I'm a faggot who always bitched in the Drunken Peasants comment section until they blocked me.
I'm so rational. I'm going to get Salokins tiny dick now in my asshole, who's also a very critical rational cocksucker.
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so rational
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Oh, I'm going to masturbate now, thinking about how rational and outspoken realistic I am!
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Oh, Ooga bababooga!
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share your experiences robits
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awful
Therapy is fucking retarded
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>>35731206
explain yourself my friend
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>>35731187
Just find a therapist who hasn't fallen for the CBT meme. Remember not to make threats against yourself or anyone else.
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20 minutes ago i heard some low tier normietrash talking shit about someone. They giggled and said something like "i've seen that guy on the hallways" and "he's always wearing that same thing". Im not sure what they said exactly or about whom, but i have a bad feeling it was me. They were standing in front of pastries right next to the coffee machine i was using, began their shit talking when i appeared and stopped their shit after i glanced and them an continued after i left.
Im not angry that they talked shit, ive gotten used to it, im angry that theyre normies that are younger than me and dont know anything about me. I wanted to go over there, spill my coffee and REEEE, but i contained myself. It would have just caused more trouble for me
Tldr. Normies being normies and me getting fucking angry about it
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I understand. That's what this shithole is for, friend. Leave the normies abliss; there's much wizardry to be done here.
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>>35731176
>Hear someone laugh
>Feel like shit for rest of day
I always feel it's at me.
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>wearing that same thing
but y wear the same thing all the time tho
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>HI HO
>HI HO
>WAGIE, TO WORK YOU GO
https://youtu.be/HI0x0KYChq4
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>>35731133
P-pls respond
Originally orig
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>>35731133
HHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>35731133
>Wagecuck Anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4
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Is it really this bad?
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>>35731092
/pol/ famalam
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really homogenised white nations are literally the utopia of human civilisation, there is no debate.
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>>35731092
>free education, free healthcare, free fire service, free police protection, free infrastructure, etc.
Why do rich people think they are entitled to all of this and shouldn't have to contribute?