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Any one else here have a literal /shitfinger/?
I have to apply a Nifedipine cream to asshole 3 times daily because of an anal tear I have. It makes my finger smell like shit every time I apply, and no matter how much I wash my hands I can't get the smell to go away. I have to apply it 3 times a day. My index finger now constantly smells like shit. Every time I move my hand the smell of shit wafts up to me. So who else /shitfinger/?
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>>35733459
Anon why don't you just use a glove?
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>>35734234
I guess because I'm autistic.
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>>35734383
Or just dumb. Sorry about the stinky finger. Try soaking your finger in alcohol or bleach for a bit.
r9k is a pro-breeding, pro-straight masculinity and femininity board. We embody all the hetero-normative values and frown upon FAGGOTS.
Take your sissy-boy, trap, gaybo hell-fire garbage to LGBT, you queers. The true Robot is a God-fearing, moral person who seeks to engage with women and women only.
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im so tired of seeing you disgusting trannies everywhere here
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are you sure that's not /pol/?
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>>35733438
Absolutely.
MAKE R9K GREAT AGAIN.
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>roommates start making fun of virgins
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>roommate brings normie friends over
>"anon's a virgin xDD"
>reply "ANON DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ITS LOIKE TO FEEL LOVE HAHAHA"
>they stop giggling and look sad instead
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>>35733478
>things that never happened nor will happen
Why does reddit try so hard yet fail so much?
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>>35733418
Why shouldn't virgin males be made fun of if they're incels? Can someone give me an answer that doesn't rely on their pathetic, sensitive fee-fees?
Why do white people have such weird fetishes?
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Why do niggers have such a huge rape fetish?
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Why are black people so loud? Why do they play music on their phone in public with no headphones?
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dunno, it seems true though, I have pretty weird fetishes too
>you will never be in a tiny chastity cage while you sniff a girls asshole
>tfw girls masturbate more than guys
>tfw girls are constantly horny and you still can't get laid
hold me lads
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>>35733203
>a man with out sex is like a man without food
>he'll kill for it
thats why women are secretly afraid of virgins
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>>35733203
where can i get this shirt
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>>35733203
>girls masturbate more then guys
That's false
>girls constantly horny
That's also false
Damn you really shit the bed anon, here's a rope and place to hang yourself from
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hello, i'm the former CIA agent who injected Michael Jackson with vitiligo 2017-03-23 01:23:17 Post No.35733175
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hello, i'm the former CIA agent who injected Michael Jackson with vitiligo
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2017-03-23 01:23:17
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In the original timeline Michael Jackson became President and brought great prosperity to the poor and middle class of America, ended war, and dismantled the CIA.
Before I left the CIA there was some hush hush talk about 'using Beyonce's twins'. Take that however you will but, all I can advise is be weary of any news about them, especially once they've been birthed.
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How did him having vitligo throw him off so much?
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>>35733230
He looked "creepy" which meant the public fell easier for scandals we & my superiors manufactured about him. Believe me, it's not like we didn't try scandals in the original timeline but, in OT 1993 Michael still pretty much looked like pic related. Literally NO ONE would buy into that Michael being a kiddy diddler.
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>>35733402
Well I don't believe you, but MJ was someone who was too woke and wealthy for his own good, which explains why the media was so against him.
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I married a tranny pls gibe internet points 2017-03-23 01:20:49 Post No.35733144
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I married a tranny pls gibe internet points
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What would push a man to do this robots? The shit you find on plebbit.
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>>35733144
I want to marry a tranny
And force them to realize it's lunacy so they can be a cute boy instead
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>>35733144
>browsing plebbit
>coming to /r9k/ and pretendint to hate it
I think you should just die and stay die forever. Never come back and such.
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>>35733144
It's probably a tranny roleplaying.
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Join our cozy Discord server! https://discord.gg/aYag3Jd
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>>35733097
Another shitty discord server filled with normalfags and meme-spouting redditors. Fuck off and die.
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>>35733115
You're wrong, anon. We don't have any normalfags or redditors, our anti-normie rule prevents that.
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Join now robots! You don't have a choice!
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autisticdating.net...anybody tried it? 2017-03-23 01:13:58 Post No.35733053
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autisticdating.net...anybody tried it?
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https://autisticdating.net/
Im thinking about making a profile, anybody tried it?
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this sounds like the most cringy social interactions that could possibly occur
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>>35733053
Stop adviertising your shitty fucking site and just die.
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>>35733085
how do you know hes advertising?
>non white people can feel up thicc jewess sluts and nobody stops them because dignity is yet another white invention and we're so benevolent we don't cause a fuss when ignorant non-whites break our social customs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGoC2kTeaps
if you're not white you have no reason to be a robot, you can just learn "massage" and go out and touch as many girls as you want
pic unrelated
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>>35732946
fuck off already and die you piece of shit
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>>35732974
something the matter, poopoo skin?
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>>35732946
>non white people can feel up thicc jewess sluts
So? Jews push racemixing, let them do it.
So I just watched Neon Genesis Evangelion + The End of Evangelion by r9ks recommendation.
This is the best anime (and one of the best universes/series) ever made. I think only robots could truly understand it.
I had seen it when I was much younger but I honestly thought it was just a cool mecha series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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>>35732941
Evangelion is a poor man's Gundam.
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I like gurren lagann much more, eva just didn't click with me.
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There were definitely a lot of themes that resonated with me and that I think resonate with a lot of robots. What about it Really Made You Think(TM) Anon?
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it's been a while since the last
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shit i thought i had the same template as my own, but yeah here's a similar one
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best template
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>>35732927
I can barely read your chart man, but you seem like a piece of shit
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What is the purpose of the beta male in this word?
>they are unable to breed
>they are unable to socialize
>they are physically weak and undesirable
>they are unable to be productive
>they are obsessed with things that are a waste of time
Beta females at least still have some sort of value despite being at the bottom of the gene pool, because of the fertility clock they get really desperate and go into far lengths in finding a partner. Unwanted men on the other hand don't do anything because they know they are not in demand and so they are stuck in self loathing.
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>>35732845
Before the welfare state, they just got wageslave jobs or died. They made up a significant portion of the workforce. Now they either get wageslave jobs or go NEET and suck up resources
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They make good cucks, or cocksleeves in a pinch
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>>35732845
Do you think God wanted this??
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I want people here to have a good day! Ask me for advice and I'll try to help as much as I can, or I'll at least sympathise if you just wanna get some stuff off your chest. :3
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>>35732840
Will you please be my girlfriend OP?
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>>35732857
I doubt we live near each other, sorry ;3
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>>35732864
>I doubt we live near each other, sorry ;3
Where do you live then?
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Were you this kid?
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>>35732801
not that exact kid, no.
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10/10 quality thread right here mang
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yes
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