Oh silly me how did these ps4 games get on my tits
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>>35735381
You put them there you dumb rosite whore.
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Return those to your brothers room this instant!
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>>35735381
I like to think she dented the NieR Automata box with her nip.
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Heh.. *eats piece of candy* it's no wonder you brainlets are so thrilled with what goes on in Death Note. It's obvious that the nigger depicted isn't L, but in fact Lind L. Tailor, the inmate (fitting) and decoy of L. Do you honestly unironically believe they would miscast an iconic character this badly? To get his SKIN COLOR WRONG? No, because that would be unpopular to what is already a huge fucking fanbase, and this is a high budget film. They're capitalizing on the chance to "wow" existing dietard fans like yourself so you'll tug mommy's shirt and beg her to pay for another month of Neetflix.
The real question is,who is L?
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What the fuck are you even talking about?
Origigami
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>>35735326
I really wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if they completely ruined all the characters and the story. Did you see the big dumb action set piece in the trailer where they're falling from The London Eye? The whole thing looks like a parody done by Ray William Johnson.
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>>35735438
I thought L was a Jap is L not a jap in the movie?
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>"Being nice doesn't work!"
>Meanwhile, Stacy is having sex with her dog, which is very nice to her
You can't explain that
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>>35735302
You can also have sex with your dog
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Even chad can't compete with the BDC
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>>35735348
BDT*
No human can lick pussy like a canine.
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haven't been to /r9k/ since early 2015, what the fuck happened to this place?
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You left ;_;
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>>35735506
Its ok anon, I'm here now
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>>35735256
I dunno this place went to shit even quicker than pol
It's basically /b/ with a little less porn
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This girl was just recently murdered by her unstable boyfriend. Literally murderers can get a gf like this and I'm still a virgin.
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>>35735245
women love evil because this world empowers evil because women empower evil men
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wheres the video of her boyfriend
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>>35735245
Sex isn't good unless there's a niggling fear in the back of my head that he might kill me.
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>be femanon who is 26
>have robot bf who is 27
>see all the women at the mall with their manly husbands who are in charge of the family and kids
>they look so happy and have things to live for
>my bf can't leave his house without his parents permission
>he won't get a job or learn to drive unless his parents hand it to him
>he's never even washed his own clothes
>After seeing this I realize I may never have a family or kids because my bf is a man child
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>>35735231
>be femanon
you'd need a vagina for that. neck yourself degenerate faggot
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>>35735282
I have a vagina anonity
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>>35735320
via surgery kek
Are men really that bad at handling rejection?
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I am extremely bad at it, but I don't respond aggressively, I just shut myself into a solitary lifestyle for years and years
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>>35735223
just look at all the women hate threads
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>>35735223
Those ugly twitterinas are fighting windmills. Just like many robots are doing on here. Two sides of the same coin, if you ask me.
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>literally just shit my pants while talking to a girl
Holy fuck I wish I was making this up. This is the worst fucking day of my life
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>>35735210
HAHAHAHA literally???? llllllooooollllllllll
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LMAOOOO FUCKING ROBOT AUTISMO SHIT PANTS
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>>35735232
I know you're making fun of my use of the world literally but I couldn't think of a better word. I dont mean I said something stupid, I made an actual bowel movement and released a big floppy turd right into my boxers in the middle of a conversation
Any robots who have fucked prostitutes here? I decided that it's time to finally lose my V-card with one. Going to see her tomorrow, at her place. She's 30, I'm 23. Any advice on how to get the most outta this and how not to fuck up badly? What do I say, how do I act and how I do ask her to satisfy my fetishes?
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>>35735168
bump
oreginalio oregano
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Do all the stuff you see in porn
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>>35735168
Having sex with a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity. You haven't actually made a woman want to fuck you, so you'll still be a virgin by all accounts that matter.
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>tfw american
>tfw from 2-10 I lived in japan
>tfw it was the greatest time of my life and my head is densely packed full of those memories
>tfw life was like/even better than the anime I watch
>That first time going to Disney in japan
>those road trips to shrines and water fountains
>those mall trips, the small car shops, those flower shops, the zoo's, planeterium, museums
>tfw even the mundade act of walking down a quiet street feels amazing
>tfw want to re-visit the areas I lived and feel that nostalgia again
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>>35735028
Also
>those camping trips
>those trips to water parks
>those trips to the symphony
>tfw every person was kind and respectful
>tfw the food was amazing, even mcdonalds was better
>tfw 7/11 had amazing food and you could even rent dvd/vhs
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Post notalgia
come on pls
from child
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>>35735028
keep the dream alivee
reminiscing song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG1pRNQAByI&index=3
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>he knows women have it easy
>he still haven't started transitioning
What are you waiting for?
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because i would end up as a failed tranny and have it 10x as hard as women and beta males
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>he knows tall people have it easy
>he still hasn't transitioned
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>>35734982
to have it easy as a woman, you need to be at least "slightly below average". this monstrosity in op picrel is nowhere close to average
Would you feel better if you were a girl? 2.0
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>>35734977
100%
My parents wanted a girl so they were very cold to me as a child.
My best friend and I sometimes joke about how cool it would be if one of us were a girl.
I study in a competitive field of science and being a girl would give me grants and a much better chance at a PhD.
The most of life I want is to start a family and it is much easier to find a guy that is loyal than a girl. As a woman this is pretty much a birth right.
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Totally, yes, please.
I was born as both and they choose the wrong one to raise me as. Or you guys did it on purpose, I don't know.
Also either the hormones you have been giving me are working or I'm just naturally growing fuller manboobs over here.
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Probably, my submissive personality would be far more acceptable
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Please tell your family you love them. 2017-03-23 03:29:32 Post No.35734956
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Please tell your family you love them.
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Hello, anons.
I know some of you will post something mean or perverted to this, but that is ok. I just hope you all read this.
This is a rather cliche reminder, we all know. But please tell your family, especially your mother that you love them. Be happy to talk to them, in person or phone. My mother was ran over last night just an hour after talking to me on the phone. She is alive, just very injured. I was told at around midnight.
I didn't think much of anything, and just blew her off. Telling her "Yeah, I'll see you then next month. I'm going to try to sleep, bye." Those words could have been the last I could have ever said to my mother. It wouldn't have been me telling her how much I appreciate her raising me, how much she's sacrificed for me, how much I love her, or how much I do to try to make her not embarrassed to have me. It wouldn't have been how I'm sorry for disappointing her, for cursing so much, drinking, or not being closer to her when she was hurt. It would have been me just hoping she would hang up so I could sleep.
Every conversation you have with a family member could be your last, and you wouldn't see it coming. If you have a good relationship with your family, or want one, please never forget to let them know just how much you're happy that they're around.
Don't end up losing your sense, and bawling into the floor throughout the night because you weren't there. Don't try your hardest to fight back the tears and shame because you didn't let them know.
Please tell your parents you love them.
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Thanks for this anon.
God knows I suppress these kinds of thoughts and emotions to enable my retarded and solitary life of escapism, and someday I'm going to have to deal with it.
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i'll do it right now thanks anon
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but I don't love them, I moved away to get far from them
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Why do we, as non whites, continue to raise our children around only white people?
Almost all minorities who grew up around only whites have some kind of complex about their own race. Talk to any non white person about how they feel about their own race and they'll either be a self hater or they'll be a supremacist to overcompensate for their insecurities.
As a negroid who grew up around nothing but mestizos, I don't have this problem. I have a healthy love for my own people and have never wished to be any other race but black.
This isn't anything against white people, it's not their fault. But for whatever reason, when we spend too much time around them, we want to be them. The men are mad because they'll never be Chad and the women are mad because they'll never be Stacy.
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>>35734904
I completely agree with you. If I ever have children I'd want them to be raised in Asia
To be honest I've started to really dislike minorities that are blatantly self hating and are unaware about it. A lot of Asian Americans I know are like this and aspire to have as many white friends as they can
But I have a question for you, anon, do you have racial preference?
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>>35735086
>self-hating
It starts with language. Most of those minorities had no choice.
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>>35734904
I'm a white man and I am very aware that people falsely believe that I have some 'privilege' which does not exist. They get angry at men like me for this mythical 'privilege', but then, of course, they love it that Chad actually has 'privilege' and they have no problem with Chad having it easy.
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>tfw no qt bf to play automata with
why live
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It's a single player game, retard. You can't play with other people
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>>35735032
if i had a qt bf we could set up next to each other n play the game together tho?
clearly if i want a qt automata playing bf he owns a platform which can play the game. so we can hang out and play together dingus
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>>35734885
who needs a bf when you can kill elves for fun