What does /r9k/ think of me and chill dudes like Nikola Tesla, Paul Erdos, and Isaac Newton?
>>35737489
you have the best chance to make it to heaven if you have faith apparently
Don't group yourself with anyone but degenerate shitposters silly.
>>35737489
Hope you're using your freedom from sexual desires to do something great with your life.
ALL I want from life is to be PUA guy who can go out and get laid a couple of times a week. We live in the most permissive society imaginable and yet I never get laid. Why? Why is it so hard? Even 5-6/10s (I won't go lower) seem impossible.
Also PUA/picking up girls general I guess.
>>35737486
If that's you then lose weight you fat fuck
Also "PUA" is bullshit, cold approaching girls is just about the most difficult thing to do if you're a sperg
>>35737603
I know I need to lose weight.
I can't approach girls during the day, too shit scared. I do at night when I've had a few but I can never seem to get beyond small talk.
>>35737623
Well you're not gonna get beyond small talk looking like that. And if you can already talk to them and approach girls you'll do just fine if you get in shape
Approaching girls at night will make you seem creepy btw
Straight guy here, I have a challenge for you. I want you to try and make me fap to something gay. Show me the hottest gay porn you have (whether it be traps or full on gay sex).
I want to test my sexuality and my willpower. Lets see how straight I am. Test my sexuality, robots.
>>35737472
what are you a fucking shitskin ongabonga indian?
Well shouldn't be that hard if you fap to that std ridden negress
You're gay and you should feel gay.
What do you think he's trying to say to her
>>35737389
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga. bix nood!
>>35737389
>mam, you should really move your purse within your eyesight range. There are a lot of hobos around here trying to score a quick hit with some stolen money
>>35737389
>have you seen my son? He ran off while I was setting up our picnic and I can not find him. Let me know if you see him please, I am very worried about him
Is it abnormal to find your sister attractive?
>>35737355
If she's attractive she's attractive, you're not blind, it's fine to think "if she wasn't my sister I'd fuck her into a wheelchair
Acting on that or having romantic feelings beyond physicality, that's weird
>>35737355
is your sister cute? post a pic of her
Nah, my sister is beautiful. Only the gayest sort of man wouldn't bang her, relative or not.
I just had a strange realization. "Hot" dudes are just normal dudes with muscles, so I fell into the joining a gym meme.
Does a robot have any chance of making it?
Do I need to get into /fit/ now?
You give them money for you to run and lift stuff.
You fucking idiot.
>>35737310
woo a girl and take your carnal pleasure out on her
waste of time unless ur fat
Now that it's 2017, would you be willing to date a trans woman?
Go back to your board >>>/lgbt/ even they don't like you traps!
>>35737267
>tfw you are naturally attracted to trans-women and have been masturbating to various forms of trap-porn since you were 12
I already was
>>35737267
Oh absolutely
I just cant find any in my town, which is weird because I live close to San Francisco
Let's see your profile, Anon.
>take a picture of yourself from the side on
>open in paint, PS, etc
>trace around your face
>add contours if necessary
>post
The most penny-pinching jew nose wins
Bump give us a minute
This is going to take some time
just took a pic and played with the contrast, it's quicker
I like my facial angle and my, I would say, very pronounced caucasian features
Where are you guys at?
>>35737211
These are absolutely retarded criteria for making someone the top 0.1% or 5%.
>>35737211
Intermediate phase between the Chad and the Normie. I'm Chad socially and when it comes to confidence, but physically I am more in the direction of a normo.
Whoever made this is obviously gay. Putting all emphasis on physical things which aren't even attractive. For some reason gays are very attracted to roided gym rats, while everyone else looks down on them as dumb genetic trash.
>Finally, this guy on grindr isn't ugly and fat. He almost looks norm-
>"I'm a furry"
What in the fuck is wrong with people now?
Do you wanna have gay sex OP? Where do you live?
Could be worse, I'll take it if he likes to top
what the FUCK is wrong with YOU fucking faggots i s2g im gonna murder someone holy shit shut up
How many of you were conceived when your mother was pushing 40? I'm guessing it's a lot.
>>35737108
No, the opposite. My mum and dad were only 19 so they didnt know how to raise a child properly
41 dad/40 mom
did I ever have a chance?
>>35737320
>41 dad
It's only dangerous over 55, that was the cutoff the Greeks had I believe.
Does this guy look like tupac?
>>35737067
I hope this isn't serious
>>35737067
Are you fucking blind op?
>>35737080
I wish I was joking too
How come you white boys don't have a job and I do
>>35737000
Welfare doesn't count you fucking dumb nigger
>>35737000
where's the horizon zero?
>>35737000
Post benis with vidya
How would a neet provide for a qt girlfriend if he doesn't have a job ?
Prostitution. If she finds out she'll appreciate the lengths you went to to keep her happy.
>>35736926
the more you learn about women the more you will understand why the world is falling apart
but there's no going back
You wouldn't.
If you can't provide for yourself, you're not in a position for a relationship. Your choice is either to find a partner who can provide for you and then feel like a leech or you try to sort your situation out (find a job).
Assuming you're a sane person, you will eventually start feeling guilt and worthlessness if the other person has to take care of you.
ITT: Pics that make you kill the like button
>like buttons
fuck off
>>35736917
We got a philosopher over hrrre
>>35737027
>pretending you're not a normie who spends tons of time on facebook
Look at this fella over here