Is he /ourguy/?
>crappy home life
>literally autistic
>made spray on shoes
>best friend is nigger
>wear same thing everyday
>never seen showering
>possibly has mountains of piss and shit jugs in lab
>>35738050
he's the western version of Okabe from Steins;gate, he even has the same hairdo but more messy.
and plus I like to imagine the sequel didn't exist and flint / american okabe saved the time future present of our world
and all these fucking bastards ignoring an important thread.
>try reading a book
>after a few hours of smelling the pages I start getting nauseated
>throat dry from smelling the pages
>feel like I'm about to vomit
>get severe headache
>go to sleep
>wake up with same severe headache
>feel like I'm about to vomit
Am I allergic to books or something?
>>35738003
Yea, you dumb and the books triggered you
Probably mold, you should get that checked out.
>>35738003
Was it a new book or an old book? Probably had mold. Reading books is physiologically no different than reading words on a computer screen.
/r9k/, not counting bills like rent or electric, I live on just over 2 British pounds a day (about $2.50) and I'm kissless HH virgin who hasn't fapped in 4 months.
How am I doing? Cheaper than most robots?
>>35737963
My parents pay for everything, I win.
>>35737984
>My parents pay for everything, I win.
Nice one anon, what're your plans for when they die?
>>35738036
Autismbux + inheriting the house.
Thicc girls > thin girls
>>35737922
Nothing beats a thicc girl but I can't envision a long time relationship with one. Only good for sex...
Personally I prefer muscular girls who are stronger than me. But hey, thick is nice aswell.
>>35737977
I used to only date anorexic tier chicks and recently got a thiq gf with DDDs and oh my god. The sex is so much better it's not even a thing. Like I don't think I can go back.
EMBRACE LIFE YOU FAGGOTS
Thank you based Nietzche for providing me more evidence to kill myself someday
He tried but failed to refute Schopenhauer.
Can't chop the Schop.
>>35737880
life =/= spending all your time doing social activities and being a degenerate hedonist
this is what most people don't understand about nietzsche
post your favorite images you have saved
Kinda newer but still funny
way too many pics to choose just one, but this one will do
>>35738454
mfw my potted foxes haven't bloomed yet
What was the exact moment something "clicked" inside you and you realized you arent like everyone else
in 6th grade when i realized everyone was a shallow ugly cunt who just did the same things
that was 11 years ago now
damn
"why are you so quiet"
oregano
>>35737798
>it's like you just don't have any compassion for other human beings at all, how can you be like that anon??
If you could remove one group of people from /r9k/, which would it be?
My vote goes through nonvirgins. I would rather wade through a sea of boipussy (male) nonsense and fembot AMAs than read about one normie getting laid.
boipussy... their just fucking annoying and keep pushing their stupid fucking ITS NOT GAY IF ITS A GIRL HEHE shit
even if we ignored them the faggots would still run rampant
I agree, non-virgins do not belong on this board.
Females do not belong either.
>>35737826
Even though they're attention vacuums, I can tolerate gurls as long as they somehow haven't had sex.
Choose your GF, robots.
Original choices only.
Dibs on the egoist.
Conservative GF or Alt Right GF are the only correct choices
I fixed your picture, friendorino.
Dear Anna,
I'm starting to miss you despite my deep hatred for you.
-You know who
Dear C,
Get a life.
- You know who
Dear V,
This was unexpected to say the least. And it was also wonderful. When you messaged me, almost admitting that you have always kept your eyes on me, even if it required someone's help. When you let me talk to you and even more. When we played this game until 3 AM like in the good old days.
I don't really know how to react. But I'm glad you let me go back to you. I hope you'll stop avoiding me, but maybe it's too much to ask.
There's not much I can say to you besides "Thank you, I won't ever let you down". And I really hope to see you again.
Love,
A. L.
Taking advantage of someone when their relationship is in a rough patch, is the most low-down, degenerate, inconsiderate thing you could possibly do.
Unfortunately, its hard to help someone with such minimal mental aptitude understand this, so I'll put it into words you can understand:
Stay the fuck away from my family.
Don't know who I am, anymore.
>Been rejected my whole life.
>Parents never looked out for me, I was an object, property.
>The only people that did pay attention, were 'butthole-surfers'.
>Kinda messes you up when you realize these where the only men that spoke to you, and later learning their reasons.
>Treated poorly by everyone.
>Punished if I defended myself.
>Always been told:
-Shut up.
-Keep your head down.
-Your property.
-Don't speak unless spoken to.
-Stop talking.
>Never experience anything you see or read in books.
>No family trips or father & son activities.
. . . . .
Phase Three.
>Meet many new people.
>Had a few classmates I'd occasionally hangout with at school or after.
>Had road trips with them for school clubs.
>Became part of youth groups, church.
>Want to help others.
>Want to try and make a difference.
-Start noticing people are indifferent to the world.
-Many care only about what benefits them or what's directly in front of them.
>That's alright, maybe if I do double and show them we can do something different.
-I'm upbeat, others feed on that energy.
> I'm happy.
>I've help made others happy if only for moment.
>Ask a few girls out, all different.
>Get rejected.
>That's ok I'll improve to impress.
>Finally get a cute gf.
>Never mention to anyone but, I wanted a to someday get married and have a family.
>Erase what I was lead to believe was normal parent behavior.
. . . . .
. . . . .
Time passes.
>Doing what I could to help others.
>Occasionally donating blood.
>Trying to help the environment, for future generations.
>Still believed I could accomplish something never before seen.
>GF rejects me.
>Decided that's it for that chapter.
>Start trying different active hobbies, and reading.
>Meet loads of fun, exciting people.
>Most pretend to be happy about life.
They are not. Not really.
>I feel drained.
>Decided to seek a new gf.
>Try every outlet possible.
>Highs, to lows, to average.
>Nothing.
>Rejected.
. . . . .
WHERE DO I GO TO FIND PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO PLAY GAMES TOGETHER WITHOUT WEIRDO GAY SHIT
>>35737607
I'll play a game with you anon! As long as its a game involving our dicks of course
>>35737642
>As long as its a game involving our dicks of course
Faggot scum
>>35737607
i'll play whatever dude.
you got steam?
>tfw just paid $50 for a private asmr vid
>>35737577
post it
that's an order
I'm close to buying MissAlice's video pack.
The only thing holding me back is that I'm not content with paying over 50$ to some camslut
>>35737577
Don't be sad, it made you happy. And besides, you're not the only one.
Post it for others to enjoy if it's getting to you, don't let your financial sacrivice be in vain.
Why does she hate muslims so much
Because anyone that isn't literally retarded hates Muslims.
>>35737551
>Why does she hate muslims so much
Because everybody has at least one redeemable quality.
>>35737551
If you were a reasonable person with knowlege of tge koran you would know
>at work on a warm day (I work in retail)
>girl comes in with flip flops
>does the thing where they raise their foot and show the sole, like pic related
>lose all my concentration
>involuntary sharp exhale
>feel shot of adrenaline in stomach
>sometimes find myself completely changing my route to go towards her
>start planning ways to follow her without being noticed (cleaning aisles, heading to the back etc.)
>sometimes I'll even bend down and clean a lower shelf to get a better look
>if it's nice enough, the thought of trying to go for a picture comes into my head
>feel hollow and sad inside when she leaves
Why me?
I've definitely been there, not just at work but in general. you ever take any feet creepshots?
>play arma
>told to get on TS
>nervous and shy
>quit game and take a shower
>fall asleep on accident
>shower is running for an hour
>decide to have sandwich
>finish sandwich(it had mustard)
>stretch out
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tfw no slime gf
>>35737513
that's like me but i don't like barefoot i love it when they wear stockings