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fuck discord
discord made me get attached to a literal red flag that i can't ghost because i'm afraid she'll kill herself or some shit if i do

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>>35738592
>join a "robot" server
>say hello, no response
>conversation about dating and having sex is going on with every mod/admin online taking part
>every other channel on the server gets 1-2 posts a day
>everybody in the server is also in another "robot" server, admins included

Can someone give me the basic gestalt about what discord is all about

It's just an IRC right

>>35738480
I hear voices sometimes. There's usually one that just speaks random words strung together. But sometimes he's joined by another and they converse together, but not about me or anything specific. And sometimes this random tune that sounds like gameboy pokemon sound effects plays on loop. I felt depressed and suicidal for most of 2015, but since then I've just felt depressed. I don't seek help though so I'm not disgnosed with anything

this website used to be filled with mentally ill people not anymore

>>35739473
I know, right? I was about to say threads like this would normally fill up rather quickly. We're being displaced from our land

Only if I get cookies after sex.

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Abso-fucking-lutely. I have a fetish for average looking older women. I want to fuck every last one of em

>>35738436
Have to what? Go spearfishing whales?

>>35738421
Well she obviously likes you, and you will have the opportunity to redeem yourself.

Ask her tomorrow and just admit you panicked, she won't give a shit, she obviously knows already you are the spaghetti type

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>>35738460
I made this thread becuase I just saw her on facebook with a status and a photo in the cinema so she already went there

>>35738494
Did she go alone? she might have went with a friend?

If so sit with her for lunch again and chat like you were before and hope another opportunity arises and don't be so autismo this time

>>35738417
That's a tough one, anon. Anything beyond just shaving it all off takes a lot of explaining and talking to the barber or hair stylist.
Pretty much the reason I haven't had a hair cut in 9 years

>>35738417
I have trouble asking for a haircut too
What helped me the most is bringing a photo

>Find a pic of what you want
>show to barber

It's not hard anon.

>>35738375
I fit your category but I would rather make that arrangement with a hideous biological female than a trap, and would make that choice every time without hesitation. Traps are an abomination.

I'm considered attractive by other people and I get compliments, I do fantasize about financially supporting a qt trap gf. Maybe we can make this work out? You can live the NEET dream and have a cute bf if you just give me your love!

>>35738375
Assuming you'd at least help me with this or that and we got along, I don't see why not.

>>35738370
the romans never pretended he was a girl you subhuman trash. besides, if you got castrated you would lose your sexdrive so you would no longer want to be a trap and would be trapped (kek) as an unwilling sextoy of some psycho.

>>35738389
>you would always be horny and the only thing you could do about it was maybe fuck your ass or something
i bet trap fags dream about this

>>35738389
>>35738413
woah, absolutely no fun allowed, everything has to be taken 100% serious you guys, you don't get it

>>35738320
post your feet mmmmmmmmmmperhaps

wear them you cunt and show us .

>>35738320
>>tfw your heels finally get delivered
good for you anon i feel happy for you

>>35738314
this deserves a very oroignial reply

>>35738314
>Can't even make a practice non-nonwhite friend
Ftfy

>>35738314
Just try finding a nice pushover and practice taking to them for a bit

Pay me and that can be arranged.

>>35738311

Are you in San Diego? La Jolla area?

>>35738302
I feel you anon.

It's funny how people say that natural selection exists, meanwhile the universe is still keep sad autists like us alive.

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>Go out to Dutch bros during valentines day
>Girls are handing out free cupcakes
>Get coffee and cupcake
>They ask if I want another for any one else
>Mouth is dry, try to say yes but they are just looking at me with evil grins
>Say no
>Never go back

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>>35738246
>tfw be a /g/ fag and don't have facebook
>oneitis profile is provate
>pic related is the only picture i have from her
>it's from the fucking search page
Just end me

>>35738246
>Last one must of figured you kept coming to their profile everyday and blocked you
Tfw two girls I was stalking blocked my black guy account.

I guess FB somehow notifies them

>>35738185
>"YOUR DAD!"

Fuck you, it is original

You're gonna fucking join him if you don't shut up.

>>35738440
Is this thebeginnong of xmen origins

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>>35738175
>he sucks dick for the flavor

>>35738175
>drinks anything but water

Gotta stay hydrated, and why not do with an ice cold glass of water?

>>35738175
...yes
orchichinale commentario

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>>35738131
It's the Hitler-youth cut. It's not meant for curly-haired fucks, so it doesn't look right on that untermensch in your pic.

Thats that fuccboi haircut. Avoid those niggas.

>>35738131

Because it's mainstream.

And it makes them look taller.

It's because you go on 4chan, also known as reddit but good.

>>35738061
It's okay man, it's okay

Don't hurt them they don't know any better than to follow mainstream normiedom, just let them flourish in their biosphere

Probably because you are a mentally ill fag who was brainwashed into thinking any community outside 4chan is cancer (and some are...)