So what foot types are you most into/which do you think look best?
imo egyptian masterrace
4/5 don't exist. erego
>>35739527
Im Greek and my foot type is Greek, who would've guessed
>>35739527
everything except 3 are deformed
Would you bang your sister given the chance?
My sister was my first crush when I was a kid. She jerked me off once when we were like 9. I've always wanted to pump her full of cum.
>>35739442
Yeah, but I'd probably regret it immediately afterwards. It's a good fantasy but I doubt it would be great in actuality.
>>35739509
That's pretty hot anin, I hope you drop a fat wad in your sis some day.
>>35739442
If I had one and she was cute like your picture, yes. I'd single mom her by age 10.
How come the teacher never stood up for me when I was bullied?
The bully was teacher's favorite student anon.
How come you never stood up for yourself?
surprisingly unoriginal
All jokes aside they probably don't get paid enough
I am thinking about joining infantry but I can't picture myself just straight up shooting fuckers and later jack off in a trench before sleeping peacefully in a killing zone. How does their training make em cold blooded? If you gave them a rifle and told them to go and kill that fucker over there before all the training they would bitch out. What exactly do they do to you to make you that way in just a few months? You can tell at me and make me shoot paper targets but I don't see how that makes you build up to courage to shoot someone. Will I make it in the Marine Corps infantry if I am currently non violent?
>I am thinking about joining infantry
>oh btw I can't kill anyone that is too scary :(
Why don't you join another MOS then? This does not make any sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg
>>35739416
Adrenaline you beta cuck. Literally everyone is able and willing to kill in the right situation
Join the Navy then.
*pathes your block*
What do?
Drive by in my 2017 Lincoln Continental slowly and make him look on in envy
Thank him for his work, and continue walking by happily, knowing that productive members of society like him exist.
>>35739384
THIS IS HILARIOUS AND GENIUS
and dnesd adjsad
Fox News wants to do a 30 minute interview with you about Feminism on school campuses.
Would you do it? If so what would you talk about specifically?
I would not do that.
I wouldn't do it either.
Wow, this thread bombed.
>started exercising over the last summer
>hibernated mostly during the winter
>finally started daily walks last month
>today I brought my normiephone with me that has a meme fitness app on it
>I finally get to see the results of my hard work in terms of raw numbers
>walked non-stop for an hour
>sweated like a pig, even in the cold weather
>4 kilometers, or 2.5 miles for Trumpistanis
>I figured I burned like a million calories
>204 calories
good great now I just need to be eating lettuce sandwiches without the bread and be walking for about 8 hours a day to finally lose my gut.
how the fuck do fitfags do it
>>35739302
Fit bodies have a higher overall metabolism.
Exercise is for building muscles / improving cardio system
Diet is for fat percentage and nutrition (and fuel for building muscle)
Just eat less you retard. You wont lose a gut in a day, just lose a pound or two a week
>>35739302
>how the fuck do fitfags do it
Slowly. Losing weight is largely diet-based, and while exercise is important, the most important thing is just that you do it somewhat regularly. If a 2.5 mile walk is making you exhausted just keep at it, shit will get a lot easier.
>tfw I got a coffee date with a 7/10 qt next week
How do I not fuck this up, robots?
dont showerfor the entire week
>>35739288
>coffee date
The two of you must be incredibly white and/or fat.
Don't be black.
Original.
>Hey, isn't that Anon? Anon! its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.
Chad is a nice guy. No reason to resent his success.
>the alpha Chad of your school who was a legitimately nice guy who didn't bother anyone but people dislike anyway
There's always at least one
>>35739222
I found out through a friend the chads still mock me.
Its been three years since I've seen any of them
Why haven't you grown a beard yet?
That's why (it's crappy as fuck)
>>35739263
What are you, 12? It should fill in after you finish going through puberty.
>>35739194
I have a moustache.
Electricianbots, how the fuck do i electrocute myself to death?
>>35739165
Step 1: Don't do it, fgt.
>>35739178
Step 2: Just accept the voices.
Step 1) make a bath. Step 2) grab a toaster and plug it in. Step 3) take the toaster that is plugged in with you to the bath. Step 4) lay down in the water and bring the toaster with you. Step 5) R.I.P
Why are women so ashamed of their sexuality?
>those bed bug bites on her feet
>that old dresser
>cheap paint and bedframe
yeah someone paid a prostitute for this
>>35739264
>t.expert
>>35739317
She looks a little too clean to be an American whore, so she is probably British, but definitely a cheap prostitute.
Look at her filthy pussy too
>tfw no qt girl will come along and save you from your miserable life
>>35739072
Misaki needs more love :'(
>>35739072
>>tfw no qt girl will come along and save you from your miserable life
this happened to me and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me
still liked it though and it was worth the pain
>>35739685
Explain anon sama
I have been extra angry this month
>tfw threw my tv out into the driveway and beat it with a bat after my cable got cut off
>poured gasoline on a hurt bird and lit it on fire then stomped the fire out
> threw away my neighbors W2 that ended up in my mailbox so now he will have a difficult time doing his taxes
Who /MarchMadness/ here?
I think you don't know wat March Madness is
>>35739048
Kek
I /marchmadness/
Kick my router becayse my vidya is lagging
Gas stove woulsnt tuen on so i kicked the oven door in (beneath stove)
Yell shit and throw snow at any couple i see
>>35739628
Thats the spirit
>tfw no snow to turn yellow and then throw at people
Who /sexuallyconfused/ here?
>be me
>fap to gay porn hentai
>self-insert as the passive
>totally straight in real life
>fap to gay porn hentai
>totally straight in real life
Pick one
If you die while fapping do you die in real life?
>>35739079
>implying hentai men are the same as 3d men
>implying I have a cute 2d body so I can get in the mood for homo buttsex
Come on anon, it's like you're not even trying