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>>35740400
I know a Gabe. He's a turbo normie.

Popular with the ladies.

>>35740434
Same. Anyone know a Gabe who's not a Chad?

I truly hate the name Randy. I new a bitch named Randy and even if it's a guy it still triggers me

Do not reply to tripfags.
Do not orbit.
Do not encourage attentionwhores.

>>35740470
How about fuck you, make your own thread and stay in it

>>35740533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
Do not encourage celebrity culture.
Post stories, not circlejerk to tripfags.

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>>35740371
Just never take your shirt off in the presence of a female.

>>35740371
How bad is it? Post nudes or gtfo

Nah. Unless it's real bad.
Just be glad you don't have gyno like me.
Start lifting and yours will be less noticeable

>>35740368
With this mindset you are becoming just like those selfish people you criticize, hypocrite.

In addition there is no such thing as good. Morality is relative.

There is no reason to do anything aside from one's own impetus and internal logic

>>35740368
Don't just make a thread and then shit out you fuggg

>>35740368
>There can be countless people who selflessly help and support others, but it only needs one egoist who is willing to exploit them to undermine all those efforts.

Because you need to teach the selfless, well meaning people that political violence is a legitimate and justified thing.

buy those ear wax plug things
i bought some and i could sleep again

>>35740366
Alpha up, go to his house and tell him to shut his music off or you'll call the police. Should work if you don't sperg out.

>>35740395
I already have those, but the low frequency noise passes everything

>>35740442
But what if they are degenerates who don't fear to escalate things? I'm just on my own. From the monotonous thmmps and dnggs I estimate it to be some primitive monkey tribe from cambodya

>tfw wish I could be nice to children because I like working with kids
>scared of being seen as a pedophile

>>35740350
yeah senpai pass dat shit

>>35740350
Yes, just don't become a fatty please.

Literally no one it going to want that in or near their holes.

>kys.

>>35740268
Your dick looks like a tongue.

So I'm not really sure.

>>35740268
Dude just put lotion on it and bee urself

>>35740265
>did computers fry our brains?
well i still enjoy soda pops and im online all day every day.

Still does though. I cut out soda completely. I drink one glass every 6 months or so max. It tastes so great if it's rare.

>did computers fry our brains?
Unironically yes though.

>>35740265
>ywn play tag again
Damn, this hurts more than it should. The idea of running around shamelessly and playing tag with my friends sounds so much fun now.

Why would my opinion be humble?

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>>35740245
>mfw i swiped right on black chicks on tinder

hhhnnnngggggg

cant deny thicccnesss

>>35740245
>Blacks
>Latinas
>Whites
>Asians

>that kid who drove as a freshman

>that kid who chewed toothpicks
Still do that.

>that kid with ADHD that always used it as an excuse for everything

Naps are the sleeps I dream with. And since dreams are the happiest part of my life I have an alarm clock every one and a half hours to get the maximum amount of dreams per night.
No they don't last longer if you sleep longer you just forget them if you get into another deep sleep phase.

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>>35740263
>Naps are the sleeps I dream with.

>>35740581
I don't dream when I sleep full 8 hours. I only dream in 1.5 hour sleeps

>>35740159
Why do Scottish talk like the dwarfs in lord of the ring?

>>35740193
Because they're drunk retards. I swear, when they're being brought up, everyone is drunk so they learn to slur their words.

>>35740193
We don't, it's even more monotone.

>>35740133
ruining that healthy meal with a four loko and ice cream

>>35740166
this
well honestly it looks good just drop the four loko idk

>>35740166
It's actually a brownie

>>35740116
never heard of flour?

>>35740140
don't need it. you can add if you want, I prefer without

>>35740116
>>>/ck/
I mean this in the most original way possible.

>>35740086
All the NEETS are still asleep. They bring a lot of good fun

NEETs can stay up as late as they want

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>>35740086

this is now a comfy thred