How do we make the world pure again /r9k/
>>35740881
>back to the /pol/
China and India have you outnumbered
plus if you're an American, you contradict yourselves with your nativism
Honestly the white race is finished. We'll all be brown in 100 years.
>visit /fit/
>"Who here fell for the calories in/calories out meme? I switched to Coke Zero and have run 100 meters a day for three days straight, and yet I still haven't lost weight. Fuck this."
Who here /devilish/.
My family I know you're memeing, but just in case, if you honestly believe they fell for that dumb shit then please seek professional help friend.
/fit/ are so pathetic and insecure that they feel morally superior to anyone who's fat
>>35741472
Because fat people are dogshit desu.
How do you become an adult r9k?
Just be mature
grow out of liberalism
By taking responsibility for your actions.
My first day back at work since mom died. I feel so light headed, unfocused and just honestly i feel like pure shit. Please someone help me, its only been 3 days since she passed. No one knows she's dead here cause I refuse to tell them and hear bullshit sympathic words from people who dont care for even me.
Booooooo hoooo hooooo my parent passed away! Grow up you fucking faggot.
>>35740787
Haha, you must be a sad pathetic loser. Don't cut yourself on that edge there fedora boy.
Maybe just tell your boss saying you're not ready and explain what happen. Ask and pray he keeps quiet about it.
Women are the Devils
>>35740746
year i know what you mean.
tell me what happend..
>>35740746
The devil is a woman, among other things
no, they're like kids, teach them right, easily manipulated, don't give power to pussy, it's all they have
1. Share any problem you may have.
2. Ask any questions you may have.
3. For extended conversations, use a name right away; don't just tell me to call you Billy Boy, actually put a name in the name field, and do this right away; brownie points if you pick a name that relates to your issues.
4. Before you post, make sure I'm still around. To verify this, scroll down and look for an image that says, "Good-Bye, I will always love you," if that image is posted, that means I'm gone and will not be able to respond.
5. If you are aware of an abusive past and any oddities about your parents, this will come into play; so mention them early one because I will eventually ask you about it.
6. I really insist about the name. Do put it in the name field, so I don't mix everything up.
7. I'm very tired tonight so I may not last very long; however, those of you who have discovered new things about themselves can join in and recognise themselves in others.
Are your eyes bigger and/or more widely spaced than usual?
>>35740738
How do I make myself gay? I keep trying to break away from the vaginal Jew, but my sex drive always betrays me and before I know it, I'm some Stacy's orbiter. I can't break the cycle.
>>35740817
>Are your eyes bigger and/or more widely spaced than usual?
Not at all.
What kinds of things can I do to ruin normies' day without it backfiring on me?
Ass pennies
read the post you made and then sort your life out mate
>>35740723
Don't respond when they say hi. I just make hard eye contact and turn around. Everytime I hear them say something like "oh... :("
HeIIo girls! Its nice to see the gentler sex on 4chan for a change. My name is Jamie and l've been on 4chan for a long time. Long enough to know that there are some real jerks on here! Try not to let them get to you. Most of them have never talked to a girl in real life and don't know how to react when they actually encounter one. They'll say some really insulting things to you and try to hurt you. Although I could never imagine how hard it is to be a girl in such a toxic environment, I just want you to know that l will always be here for you. If you ever need someone to talk to, just Iet me know. I'll never let them hurt you.
>>35740721
>HeIIo
>two capitalized i's
Fuck off retard.
>>35740721
thank you, jamie
it's nice to see a nice thread, it made my day a bit happier
I just want a place where I can talk to other people without worrying with such petty things such as gender. You're a true gentleman
What is your guy's internet routine? I'll usually cycle through /r9k/, /his/, and /lit/
I'll browse an unnamed meme site for some quick laughs. I also might watch any new Red letter media or thesw1tcher in YouTube if I'm bored, what about you guys?
Read manga, read chinese Web novels, browse 4chan.
>>35740650
/pol/ first to see if anything serious is going on in
The world
Then I just look up news for 10 minutes
After that I go to website unexplainedmysteries
Then its /r9k/
And that sums it up
>>35740650
I'm playing forum mafia, dota, poker, sitting on r9k.
How would you rate my gentlesirness?
Do you know what you want?
>>35740599
yes
originiginal
Yes.
Original 2.
>>35740599
>Do you know what you want?
Violence and Sex
>women hate "fuck boys"
>only fuck, fuck boys
explain
>>35740585
From left to right:
>A furry
>A douchebag (women don't like)
>Middle class white boy
>A 3/10 facelet
>A beta hipster
>>35740585
It fucking infuriates me when I see this shit.
>baka I can stand fuck Bois
>why do I keep falling for fuck Bois ;(((((
>he was actually a fuck boi >:(
It makes me consider the maximum IQ women have.
>>35740703
Women, although their average IQ is the same, have a more average be curve. Basically 90% of them fall between 95-105 IQ whereas guys are more dispersed with Smarties and idiot's
why do girls care so much about acid attacks
just be yourself, looks doesnt matter if you have a nice personality
Yeah but they had acid on their face
we need more threads like this to deter normies
why did you post this thread again today
When's the last time you brushed your teeth anon?
I'm OCD about bad breath/clean teeth. I brush after every meal, rinse twice dail, floss daily.
like 7 hours ago
>>35740504
Last night. Mouthwash and floss too.
Take care of your teeth mates, do that before you hop in bed otherwise you'll fall asleep.
If you're despondent at least do this much
How come black women have much more feminine bodies than white women?
Because white men prefer thin boyish bodies because 96% of them are secretly gay/bisexual or wish they were women
>>35740426
Black male.
Agreed, and the pussy is better imo. However, the willingness to make be a true slut in bed is not as common in black women as it has been with white women in my experience.
White girls have, like, no self-esteem. The shit they've let me do to them without batting an eyelid has made me chuckle to myself so many times over the years.
>>35740426
white men have better bodies too.
>go on /pol/
>make a thread defending Shia Lebouf
Whos feeling /mischievous/ tonight lads?
>>35740420
>go on /lgbt/
>have long thread-derailing discussions about how homosexuality is a sin
>am gay myself
>>35740420
>go on /mu/
>say the Beatles are the best band ever and that the band sales show that
>>35742089
oh oh oh you're being just outright evil this night