Anyone else here depressed and try to fight it?
Are there any things you do to combat depression?
Me I like to make myself bread baskets, and pretend I am in a fancy restaurant and being treated like a king and not a piece of human shit.
Every Saturday when I am alone I bake myself some rolls and eat them alone. I usually make a variety of flavors from a basic dough that I add stuff to the different doughballs. Then I place them carefully into a wicker basket, and sit down at the table and pretend I am being served by a cute waitress who offers me the bread choices. I usually pick a cute girl I saw in the street and make bread that would suit chatting her up.
So last saturday I chose a girl I saw in Subway eating a Meatball Marinara. The breads I made were
>Bread roll glazed with tomato puree, so I would be able to joke about her glazed eyes at the delicious tomato sauce on her subway
>a roll with a feather sticking out so I could joke about 'having it her way but I am having it her weight' because she was thin and qt
>a roll sprinkled with seeds so I could make a sexual suggestion joke
>a slice of white bread so i could joke about plain old white bread mingling with sexy crispbread (ie suggesting we fuck)
>some crispbread
It makes me feel glad for a few hours. Anyone else have tips?
no but youre my friend
Anon... need someone to talk?
>>35741803
yes that would be kind
That kid thread?
>That gay kid who wears a trenchcoat to school and talks about shooting up the school
I think I should be friends with him so I'm not one of the people he shoots.
>>35741423
Be friends with him. Trust me, he'll let you live if you defend him and earn his trust. I'm currently doing that with one right now. He's already told me he'll text me when the day comes.
>>35741423
>That kid who has ratty, grey hair and wears fake leather jackets everyday.
>that wierd nerdy skeleton kid who fucked his hot younger sister somehow and they both were open about it
He actually made more friends after admitting to then before he did
I found this out on the internet, my love... So let's listen to our song one last time before I say good bye...
One final Hakuna to her Matata...
gj you're creating mexico
white Anglo = conquistador
East Asian = Aztec
>>35741651
and that does not blend as well as swarthy Spaniard + dark Asian (Amerind)
we need a that kid thread now
picture unrelated
I'll go first, since I forgot to add
>That kid who jerked off during a lights off presentation, and then spun around during his climax to hit his crush in the face with his load
>>35741262
>That kid who strangled a other kid
>that kid who wore an tail to school along with ears
>tfw hairy ass so anytime i take a shit i have to jump in the shower or have swamp ass
Trim your fuckin ass hair you animal
Ok mr fancy. If you just wait a bit it'll dry and wont be squishy
>>35741261
Change your diet, swampass-san.
I shit out 3/4 -1'' nuggets with a 7 Mohs hardness the color of enriched uranium, that resemble mutated broccoli more than actual poopoo. Fibre and protein ftw.
Can't women jump? I went to a track & field class recently and had to do stuff like pole vaults and triple jumps, there was this one girl in the class and she couldn't jump, she just barely... hopped. It was the weirdest thing I had ever seen. All the guys competed with each other and kept improving their techniques with each jump, having doubled their distances at the end of the session, but she kept the exact same results, barely hopping, with barely any knee movement. She was perfectly healthy, and wanted to join the military. Not even trolling, just trying to understand if there's an explanation for this. Is it more difficult for women to understand they should apply pressure on their feet, flex their knees and use the kinetic energy to create movement? I thought she was an isolated case until I started seeing more and more webms like OP, where it seems women just cannot jump. Of all things women fail at, this is really troubling me. It's just so bizarre.
Has anyone noticed this, during olympics class, etc. or am I just exaggerating?
>>35741205
wtf this dude literally leaped a foot off the ground and all the roasties are suprised by this amazing feat?
>>35741255
Pretty sure they're amazed at the fact that he climbed up with one arm and leg.
>>35741255
one armed pull up is pretty tough and he made it over with ease
What's your favourite animal?
what are the 2 pepe's talking about
thems
I fucking hate animals
not to the point where I'd hurt them (except bugs obviously) but whenever I'm around animals I always feel like it wouldn't take much for them to go crazy and start attacking me even if they're completely fine/friendly.
Hey, lonely fembot here. AMA
>>35741049
What went through your mind when making this thread?
Be my gf I am objectively an 8 or 7
>originally implying fembots are real
Any other anons on nofap here? How are you guys holding up with it? Also no sexy pics please
>>35741044
>nofap
wtf? kek. Thats a fucking myth. Sooner of Later you will faping like a monkey. And who denies this, lie like a fucking demon
On day 14. Not as difficult as people make it out to be, though I might just have low sex drive or something.
I haven't noticed much difference other than my balls feeling heavier.
>>35741044
>day 21
It's really not hard once you get past the first two weeks
Guys, Babs turned into a full slut recently ;( Fucksake, who could have foreseen this?
Proof. Pic related.
Seriously who would have guessed that this angel could turn into such a whore?
I hate her so much. That nude shot, the basic instinct shit and the blackening hit me at once.
>>35741611
I couldn't believe it was happening all at once. Worst experience of my life, left me empty inside.
>herro anon-san which one of us looks more kawaii (tl note: kawaii means cute)?
What do you say?
>>35741024
Y-you. H-heh I gotta use t-the bye
I need to see you gooks without makeup and plastic surgery first
The left girl is much more kawaii. Look at that tummy and that thigh gap, ahh, subarashii...
>be 22
>no gf
>make a tinder account and get a few matches that respond
>one agrees to meet with me after a couple of weeks of talking
>1st date went okay, though she said some off stuff which I just shrugged off as quirky
>2nd date and she comes back to my house
>see each other for a couple of months but I reinforce that we weren't serious since red flags were raising
>she has a weird family life/criminal relatives, mostly absent, meth addicted father
>she herself has a ton of mental issues (schizophrenia, borderline, mild autism, panic disorder, ocd.. The list goes on) which can be exhausting to deal with
>find out that she's done terrible things to people for very disproportionate reasons (burned down houses, sent an innocent man to jail, destroyed cars and god knows what
>she also hears and sometimes see's a hallucination that tells her to kill herself or others or to sacrifice animals
>she talks out loud to him sometimes and I heard her confess to murdering people
Anyway the list goes on
Albeit mist of these problems seem to have subsided over the last few months it's still terrifying to think of what would happen if I broke up with her, which will happen since I don't love her and she's not giving me any space (we're both neets and she is scared of being alone) and she's very controlling
heh, I wish I could go back to my old life, typing it out really puts my situation back into perspective
Send her my way, friend. That's what I'm all about.
Don't put your dick in crazy Anon.
>>35740994
you are dead as fuck. ask her what she did with the bodies and promptly have the police lock her away
Why does her vagina look like this?
omfg this is the only shit i end up hiding since you started posting these. i hide them because they're nasty to look at, not because I'm in the closet
Looks like an earth worms mouth
>>35740972
Is that a masculine pussy?
Do women ever edge when masturbatinh
Gf has frustratingly premature orgasms sometimes; probably doesn't edge when alone
>>35740945
All the taim. It's proven they cannot orgasm.
>>35741506
Or maybe she's getting in first so you don't premature nut and leave her high and dry?
>be european
>have to submit a lot of essays and projects to pass fifth semester at uni
>instead daydream about being inexplicably sent back in time to medieval times, finding the king of my country, convincing him im not a charlatan but a fellow countryman from the future, telling him about the world and what happens in the future, telling him to send expeditions to china to acquire black powder and speed up military technological progress by centuries ensuring invcincible armies and endless victories and conquests to come, telling him about the tactics of invading mongol hordes and to ally them, guide them to western europe where they can raid krauts and frenchies, while also introducing the country to efficient standards of administration and reforming the army, as well as basics of modern medicine
>also I get medieval peasant girl pussy because I'm the cool guy, but not do it very often so that I don't die of syphilis or other deadly diseases
surely I can't be the only one to do this.
>>35740890
>>instead daydream about being inexplicably sent back in time to medieval times
Are you literally me
>>35740890
Next time just teach him how to make gunpowder and they don't have to march all the way over to China.
>>35740918
>>35740890
If you guys haven't, watch GATE