Why are there almost no good left-leaning youtubers?
>>35741797
Because there are no good youtubers
>>35741797
FPBP
right-leaning youtubers are equally cancerous
if you really want to watch left though, just look up old noam chomsky videos. they're pretty decent
because the alt-left would go into psychosis
the alt-right have the luxury to ward off psychosis and therefore can afford to be more of an asshole
I can't fucking believe that /r9k/ has been flooded by normalfags and plebbitors. It looks like normies are going to open a death camp for betas.
Anyway, post your stats my fellow virgins:
>age
>job
>>35741754
Not mine, but I know a virgin who works in IT and have 28 years - for virgins it is almost the point of no return. He is a typical beta and I think that he has given up years ago.
reading this virgin threads make me appreciate the fact im not one of you
>>35741813
> 28 is almost the point of no return
> almost
nigga, the point of no return is like 22
> 27yo virgin reporting in
I'll shoot myself the day I become a wizard
havent had a belly thread in a whileive missed them
>>35741718
exotic swimsuits like that are hot
>>35741718
How many robots have fat fetishes do you think?
>>35741718
except that old belly threads were always 2d. fuck off with that piece of meat you weeb
Your opinion on awkward borners?
They become less and less common as you get older.
>awkward
I appreciate the opportunity to have my penis noticed
if you get a boner and want it to go away clench your ass and upper thighs as hard as you can
Who else here sometimes fantasizes about becoming a dictator like figure of their country?
I often daydream about being intensely charismatic and using this to take over my country and build a massive empire, like Napoleon or Alexander. I imagine how I'd organize all my military tactics, how I'd economically run the country and how I'd negotiate alliances.
Does anyone else do this? I play grand strat games to ease the pain.
>>35741695
you're not the only one
i think about what tech I'd pursue
when ever a major event happens in the news I'd think how I'd respond
who I'd go to war with
what I'd criminalize and legalize
>>35741695
You will know my name one day space robots...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUf-8aXt9Hw
yes, but the fantasies always end when I realize I would never inspire normies more than the charlatans who already prey on them and tell them what they want to hear, that I would have to be a manipulative dickhead too and compete with people out of my league at this task
>random guy joins my discord server
>ask who he is
>starts to avoid my question and sperg out
>ban him
talk about some of the discord autism you have to go through
>discord
kill yourself retard
>>35741635
what was the correct answer?
>>35741927
>what was the correct answer?
lol why would there be a correct answer fucking idiot
>Want to "opt-out"
>Don't want the attention
Either I do it in a way that my body is found and people have to deal with it, or I disappear and there is a big deal made over trying to find me.
I mean, I have no friends but my close family would look for me.
How can I vanish in such a way EVERYONE will assume I am dead and there is no body to be found and make no fuss about it?
>>35741612
You really want to know?
Serious?
>how do I let people know I killed myself
Hmmm I don't know bro. I just don't know.
>>35741612
>Don't want the attention
if you are a robot you wont get much attention anyway
>trying to look up gay porn because of my stupid homolust
>specifically want girly boys and that kind of thing
>no matter what generic girly boy tag i use they still have beards and short and whatever the fuck
am i retarded or are the porn sites
>>35741604
>generic girly boy tag
just use twink.
>>35741622
No thanks I'm not a pedophile :)
>>35741604
try emo
>there are girls who grew up in shitty poverty conditions
>They are looking for a husband who'll take them out of it
>Robots, who are mostly upper middle class, still remain virgins
Explain your self
>Robots, who are mostly upper middle class
????? no
Attractive poor girls can just post images of themselves half-naked on instagram and get thousands of followers and become "brand ambassadors" for some shitty clothing line and eventually transition into modelling.
The era of the beautiful girl with the mediocre husband is over, there is too much out there for women that allows them easy upward social mobility if they're attractive.
>>35741579
If your houses income isn't less than 20< per year you are not a robot
Have you ever thing about and question yourself you and generaly /r9k/ is full of delusional people who have no idea how realy life works.
Also Do you "really" sure about knowing what are your problems are? Don't just say virginty, tfw nogf/bf, etc...
Instead of yelling "FUCKING NORMIES" and posting frog pictures i suggest you guys to think and write your problems. There is something different wrong than you think what is really wrong.
>>35741539
>also do you really sure
Kek nice try, not confronting my problems today fucker
>>35741539
>inb4
*think
>>35741539
If English is your native language, I pity you.
I don't get to talk to black girls very often.
I know theyre here.
Like ninjas and shit...
I cant paint you all with the bebe brush, for every 1 making it terrible there are 10 in silence.
Fuk do you even do.
It intrigues me.
>t. Man with guilt
>>35741528
Ok, ill engage. AMA.
t. black girl
>>35741849
Shesta.
Bump i went go eat.
>>35741849
Uh.
Shit. Uh.
Did you feel glad about the boondocks?
Did you also think season 4 was garbage?
Do you have your own slang?
Fellow fembots, should we restrict men's freedom and stop them voting?
Men commit over 90% of crime and make up 99% of rapists and paedophiles; men should not be allowed near children.
Without men there would be fewer wars; without men there would be almost no pedophiles; without men the world would be better.
Come join the female supremacist movement.
Kek has blessed this rad fem gem. Hopefully, r9k will become a new bastion of radical feminism.
>>35741499
Brit fembot here. Secretly I just want a whole harem of boys to burn and torture. I want to fuck boys then castrate them. I want to laugh as I hear their screams.
>>35741533
Holy shit 3 doubles in a row!
Lord Kek has truly blessed this thread.
Do "oldfags" actually serve a purpose on this board other than participate in the "ree new people" circlejerk?
>inb4 reddit comment
possibly the only posters who aren't all hung up on >tfwnogf
>>35741464
Excellent meme, internet narwhal! One bacon-wrapped upvote for you, good sir!
*clumsily tips fedora*
I've been on 4chan since 2006 and I think bragging about how many years you wasted on a site doing absolutely nothing with you life is pathetic.
People who complain about how things aren't the way they used to be need to fuck off.
Can you boil an egg in a bong
>>35741459
fyi this is not hurting the tanks at all
what the fuck does this question even mean
are we talking about some specific bong? is this about possible negative health effects of boiling an egg in bong water? or is the water clean? I don't fucking understand
>>35741558
>shower of sparks hitting oxy acetylene tanks isn't bad
Who here /schizoid/?
>Have no desire for interpersonal relationships
>Have no desire for intimacy
>Have no friends, neither IRL nor online
>Only happiness is being alone in a quiet house
>Internet anonymity is the purest form of human interaction, because it doesn't feel human at all
But...
>Have to deal with the necessity of minimal human interaction in order to make a living
>Always feeling severely drained after work or visiting the grocery store
>Family keeps trying to involve me in things I have no interest in, such as outings or get-togethers
>Family pesters me about why I haven't settled down and started my own family
I've considered total estrangement, but that seems a bit extreme. To be fair, I have explained to my family in no uncertain terms that I have cannot tolerate any degree of interaction with them or anybody else. They still try to involve themselves in my life despite knowing this.
then that is selfish on their part. keep saying no whenever they ask that shit
>>35741450
I am the ultimate. I think.
>>35741450
Hello my fellow schizoidbot. I wish it wasn't this way to be honest. As stupid as normies are, I almost envy them because this existence is no way to live.
>sitting in bed at night
>think over my life, accomplishments, etc.
>remember that I have total disdain for everyone and everything around me, zero friends (on purpose lmao), and despise every aspect of my life as it stands
>from how normies react to me I know that I have a completely cold and unlikeable personality, along with being ugly and acting slightly autistic
>realize logically I'm a total loser by any possible standard and that any person who was like me and wasn't schizoid would be crying their eyes out right now
>try to cry just so i can feel something again, even though it would be negative emotions any emotion at all would be a temporary relief from this hell
>can't because schizoid
>just lie there feeling nothing
Also, don't you hate it when you're walking around and normies see your blank soulless eyes and think you're "depressed" and try to comfort you? But it just makes you uncomfortable because there's actually nothing there on the inside to feel bad/good to begin with?