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>>35745679
>flashlight fell in my ass

>cumsock slipped out of my mouth

>>35745679
mumspusfeluntomidik

Just listen to something and shut up

>>35745695
share something with me that you enjoy

>>35745660
The same can be said for all mediums of art faggot.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFPPFPFPPFPFPFFNGKFGDKLFGNDLFKNDLHN
O-Oh geeze you baby bitch boy, how you likin that smell of milk and sgetti? Cause you bout to get rinsed!
Hehehe, I guess I made my mommy's panties even more poopy!

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>>35745650
>>35745690
fppffffffffrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrpppptpt

ohhh- sorry- I noticed you there at the kast minute

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BRAFPFPFPFPFPPFPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFP
oh no! my stinky doo-doo cloud is drifting your way anon-kun!
watch out!
u-unless you like it i guess?

>>35745640
>Get an erection
>Start hulking out
>Fuck the absolute living shit out of them

It would be my greatest dream come true.

; _;

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>>35745640
ugh you could have at least made one of them cute
but fine

not thick enough

>>35745566
im pretty close, wider hips and smaller boobs and more self harn scars

>>35745635
>being a nigger

Fuck right off.

I'm obsessed with those fags

>>35745527
[[Citation Needed]]

pls

Because I'm a good boy who follows the rules like how mom and dad and the nice lady at school always taught me

>>35745517
I know one characteristic of trustworthyness is a thick 'limbal ring' of the eye, the dark border between the iris and the sclera.

So dark eyes also seem less trustworthy because the limbal ring is less visible.
If you look at your picture, the limbal rings are very hard to see.

ahahahaha she's cute :)

if it oozes bitch and backstabbery to you, like thats literally what you see, you have issues. maybe you just need better looking friends or friends who are cute so you know how they're really like? :D

>>35745517
You're only associating them with "bitch" because they rejected you in some way. It's the same reason that fat girls hate skinny girls, they're upset that they weren't let into Stacy's cool parties.

She feels the same

>>35745471
You'll understand this when you get older, but you'll always be a child to her, and she is treading a fine line between trying to help you and not spoiling your innocence.

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>tfw my mom tries to ask how I'm doing but I don't feel comfortable talking about my feelings so I just say I'm fine even though I'm incredibly depressed and starved for human contact

>>35745459
still better than only YA-OI

>>35745656

Not by much, m8

>>35745459
If you do meet a girl who reads /lit/ she'll think she's so fucking smart and superior to your intellect you will hate her. And 9/10 she will be superior to you in her literary knowledge. Trust me you want the YA girl and then you want to show her true /lit/. That way she doesn't act like some smug cocky know it all cunt about all things book related.

>>35745450
How do you drive suspiciously? I smoke and drive and don't want to be caught for acting "suspiciously"

>be lonely
>go to grocery store
>buy some bread or whatever
>"That'll be 12,99$"
>gently touch cashiers girls hands while I give her the change
>finally touched a real person in a long time

it felt kind of nice?

>>35745567
drive really slow through residential areas, do many laps of the block so that people notice you.

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>>35745393
>Post about your sexual experiences with virgins
have em every night if you catch my drift

>>35745393
>Female virgins are also invited to tell us about how it feels to be one.
Feels meaningful senpai. Have a plan to lose it this year.

>>35745393
had sex with two girls, both virgins

was 16 and fucked one at 15. cute redhead, tight as hell and an absolute goddess in bed despite her lack of experience. she learned quickly.

was 19 and fucked the other at 17. neighbor girl. we'd messed around for a while and i'd come right up to giving her the tip, but she kept telling me no. i got her drunk and she begged for me to fuck her. she woke up her friends (also a couple) sleeping across the house with the noise she made. i came inside her, then waited and fucked her again. came in her again too. she wanted to date me and i dropped her.

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I use this pic as a background.

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>>35745289
also sometimes I like to fantasize about being connie and getting fucked senseless by futa pearl.

or being pearl and getting fucked by futa Garnet.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58487485

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59692915

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>>35745289
uh, thats lewd anon!

>>35745236
they like to live through other people. You see robots like us live through ourselves, but we just aren't very good people. Normies try to live through others so they either obsess over celebrities or use silly little trifles like the inspirational quotes you mentioned, to make themselves feel more whole. Also if someone who gets paid just to look nice, or if a poster of a kitten hanging on to a shelf is enough to motivate you, don't have very big goals.

>>35745236
What the fuck, this is my image, dudester.

Sometimes they are, at least financially.
I worked as a maid for a little bit and all these fancy upper middle class houses had framed motivational posters, quotes stitched onto throw pillows, shit like that instead of actual art.
But what the fuck do I know, they hired me to scrape their pubes of the floor. I guess art's for fucking retards.

My mom is pure and I love her

>>35745268
No she isn't. You are very naive.

You'll learn soon enough. Finding out that your own mom is just as bad as all other women can be a pretty tough redpill to swallow, but eventually the truth will come to light.

>>35745223
It was a bitter pill to swallow. But I guess we all make exceptions and look the other way for a select number of people, especially if those people were particularly good with us (as was the case with me growing up). That's the issue with establishing any civilizations... though we'd like to think we would, no person will actually enforce the law or their ideals/principles with every single human they know.

And don't claim you guy don't make exceptions, too. The majority of anons deify, love, and would go to great lengths for some of the most putrid feminazi celebrities (e.g. Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence, Natalie Portman, to name a few) who espouse the characteristics that would put your average bratty Stacy to shame.

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don't know how much these will make you think, really

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well fuck, alright
original lyrical miracle

>>35745177
Work retail as a shelf stacker, preferably in a small store as thats really easy, then you can look for a better job while working there