Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7721. page

>>35746241
where do I find novelty t-shirts like this

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I promise there are no skeletons here. At all.

>>35746241
This discord is cancer. Creator is an autistic attention whore.

So is it that you think he looks like a paedophile, or is that you think he looks like a normie but was a paedophile?

>>35746161
No recovering from what?

Why do people start threads and then ignore the replies? What is the point in that? It's frustrarting for the ones bothering to reply.

A-are you supposed to put your penis into the bloody hole he just ejaculated from?

Did you have a penis before?

i want transmonkeys to die

>>35746108
Easy: Neither Oneohtrix Point Never nor Aphex Twin is a band, so it follows that neither could be one of the best bands.
QED

>>35746108
holy shit baby's first electronic music xD

those bands are decent but they're all supremely normie. jesus christ. if you're older than 18 and hold this opinion, i feel bad for you.

>>35746108
>you're not a fucking robot.
What's with this new meme of you guys wanting to be a robot?

>>35746060
his sister is like super hot

No. He's just being an annoying older brother bugging his sister. That's what families sometimes do.

>>35746110
i bet that one day he did this and his sister was nude she turned around in fear but then she whispered;
>take me brother i am yours

If you're going to post her at least post a pic of her where she doesn't have disgustingly thin hair.

>>35746052

Not proud, but not ashamed either. I just deal with it and accept it and go about my life.

That's a cool melodica

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I lost the last of my friends recently. I have nothing in common with anyone, so I just stopped talking to them. I feel very neutral about it too.

>>35746129
I have one friend who still tries to stay in contact with me. Everybody else has given up on me.

The most important thing is that you could stay happy with that. And not hurting people.

Place your penis inside of the moist vagina of a woman that you find attractive. Then, gyrate back and forth, pretending that her vagina is your hand. Continue to completion.

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>>35746012
Weed+MDMA+Viagra, onaholes, fleshlight/fleshlight launch + VR Goggles and a 2k rig that can run WSS at 4K 120 FPS with commissioned models and voice acting load files of your favorite waifus.

>>35746012
Being masturbated by a woman who loves you.

>>35745977
This from a veritable den of manchildren. I guess I can see why you find it fascinating: they're our female counterparts.

doesnt fucking matterthey have vaginas they hold the power. were replacable by apiece of plastic they arent

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>>35746064
The wizard revolution is coming my friend.

>>35745966
*Shadowsteps down the path*
Pshht nothing personnel, kid.

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*bricks your path*

*walks on the freshly bricked path, stomping on the floor with each step, my prideful smirk makes them tremble*
Hehe, think somethin so primitve could stop me!? Hmph. pathetic... *Continues to stomp stride forward, they gasp in awe as i continue to ruin their hard days work without a single f**k given*

sluts only act slutty for chad

Women thrive on attention. Imagine those kids are in highschool or whatever, how do the 15 other girls get more attention than Lida?

They either need to group up and murder her OR out-slut her. Thus it becomes a slut contest that only accelerates.

>>35745963

Why copy and paste lookism threads to r9k?

This is normal behavior for females 2bh. Who wouldnt be a slut when you have such a high sexual value.

>>35745876
This isn't 1940. Automatic transmissions work fine nowadays.

No one cares that much you know?

>>35745950
>>35745984
Found the auto drivers

You don't, give up now

>>35745866
Why not?

hfghad

>>35745852
You don't want one desu.

>but I like clingy women!

No, no you really don't. Once you find out that you can't do the things you want to do because you've allowed your life to be dictated by the whims of an easily offended woman who needs your attention at all times you'll realize how much of a hassle it really is.

God damn, that's impressive. Even if I did a shit that size I doubt I could get it all out in one log like that.

damn whatd you eat

>>35745787
Holy fuck anon, nice log my dude. This is worthy of the pic and a (You)

>>35745741
lessons yes
lesions, yes

>>35745788
... to reiterate, probably. I mean why not? (i've never done it with one but why wouldn't it be okay?)

>>35745741
If you're respectful and upfront I don't see why she can't teach you. Might even appreciate that you're not a sex addict or someone dangerous.