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>>35746677
>am i wrong?
No, you just saw through her, and now she's salty.

>>35746677
You literally told her you only wanted her for sex you fucking autist.

>>35746693
You know that they say about the abyss anon

>having a doctor of the opposite sex
underage detected

I have a hot dermatologist.
I have not tried anything on her because I'm 18, she's a PA (so she's at least 26), and she always has an assitant in the room.

>>35746636
I hope you're not implying that pic related is a hot doctor, OP.

>>35746630
That's an asian penis though

>japanese cuck porn is now a thing

RIP nippon lmfao. expect it to become like sweden in the next 10 years

Sauce my good anon?

it just takes some warming up. go again next week or tomorrow night and unleash your inhibitions

Saturday there will be a big party there. No clothes, no towels. Just naked men. I am going to go there.

>>35746624
I missed such a great oportunity to be fucked hard. Such a shame. I had a thick head and cock in my hands. But I wasnt ready....

just take those vitamin c pills

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>>35746576
arrr how be the waters today for the S.S. N.E.E.T

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why must you remind me of my old childhood books?

My parents threw them away and I'll never be able to read them again.

>>35746539
Gtfo stacey im playing runescape

>>35746539
Lmao, shut the fuck up you saigon whore, everyine knows niggers dont study

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>>35746539
Sorry, I don't have any half breed nieces, you must have me mistaken with someone else, tiny Stacy whore.

>>35746520
Most don't. That's usually one of the reasons why we are here.

I used to be on a scholarship. Then a temporary job. Now neetbux. Next I'll probably end up int he army.

>>35746520

Usually through low skill jobs. I suggest looking for night shift stuff. Delivering pizza. Security. Night retail. One of the very few perks of being a robot is that you're expenses probably aren't that demanding. The only thing you have to worry about is the internet bill to maintain your sanity, especially if you're not a picky eater. Even then you could just go to the local library if you're that desperate. I have subsisted on loaves of bread as my only food for months at a time.

>>35746516
right?
What is the point of having a penis if you can't choke someone with it?

if you don't have 8x6 just give up desu

Is it possible to please a woman without having a good dick, or is it just a meme to keep dicklets hopeful and not killing themselves?

>>35746449
No. Not at all. Some of us actually want to be normies but cannot become one and therefore just trash on them

>>35746449
Oh jeeze. I have the biggest boner right now. Why? Why?!

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of course I am
that fact was never in question to begin with

>>35746443
You're supposed to get the fuck off my board

>>35746443
Cry about being a KHV and tell anyone who's had more luck with women to gtfo since they're normies

>>35746443
Step 1: Want to kill yourself

Step 2: Repeat step 1

>>35746420
Wash your greasy hair more often.

Fuck that's disgusting

>getting scalp acne
that is just next level, anon. i've had horrible acne for years but not inside my fucking hair

>>35746392
Wait you posted that youtube video didn't you?

what happened to your gf?

>>35746392

because you're ugly and have a face that most people wouldn't mind punching. I noticed you ditched the abe lincoln beard, but you forgot the sideburns.

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>>35746357
>Xenoverse 2

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this is le monke

>>35746778

Is it good?

I thought xenonverse would flop.

it's easier than ever to diy

>>35746355
>Tfw you're a creative type but not actually a creative type

>>35746355
iktf
I want to minor in theatre in college, but i don't know if I want to deal with the people.
I took theatre throughout highschool and I loved the acting, but HATED the people.

Oh no a girl that poses naked on camera for tons of men in exchange for money will never acknowledge or love you back.
Like she'd be remotely loyal to you anyway

Just get over your gay crush or yeah kys if that's all it takes to make you suicidal you faggot

>>35746352
>watches camgirls
why did you sink so low, pal

itsok if its geniva she a dime