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Hello, I am very intent on ending my life. I don't own a gun and am very scared of pain. I've read that it is almost impossible to kill yourself with a drug overdose (darn) so I thought of a creative solution and I'm curious if it will work: poisonous mushrooms. If I digest one of these "death caps" or something of similar toxicity and then down a ton of sleeping pills, will I die a painless death in my sleep?
Please help
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yeah that'll probably go great, don't bother to look up any statistics on how often poisoning works as a suicide method
hint: it's the most common suicide method used by women
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Did you read pic related? does that sound like a nice way to die even by suicide?
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You will die by shitting yourself bruh. You die from over secretions
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Mexican/hispanic robots
what do you think of George Lopez?
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>>35747616
dumb chicano
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>>35747616
Fuck that beaner
T.Spic
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>>35747616
Im white but damn his sitcom was better than most. And jesus christ carmen gave me so many 14 yr old boners
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Anyone here physically and adult, but mentally still feel like a teenager?
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>>35747591
What is classified as adult? I'm 19 so I'm still a teenager but I look like I'm still 15.
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>>35747591
I can see why you might think that.
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>>35747591
I changed a lot in my twenties, so no.
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>Mom asked me why the lotion is already empty
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>>35747580
"dry hands?"
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>>35747580
i've been jerking off a lot
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>tfw mom caught me jerking off and she's cool with it but she just doesn't want me to watch porn
tfw good mom
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tfw the cute girl you reconnected with on halloween night on the roof under the stars never replied to your messages or acknowledged your existence again
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>>35747505
why did you wait so long to text her?
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>>35747505
>tfw I spent halloween alone
>tfw I spend every halloween alone
get fucked, normie
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>>35747564
i texted her that night while we were talking, so she'd remember to reply the next day, but she never did. sorry for the confusion
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>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who spend their hard-earned money on expensive designer clothes just to increase their chances of attracting a woman
Just remember my fellow robits, you will never be as cucked or as much of a fag as the men who preen over their fashion for pussy
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>cause 5 quid anime shirts attract girls
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>>35747584
>implying
How about a few plain, single-coloured t-shirts? Costs next to nothing and, unless you're some sort of fag, you really shouldn't be so worried about what you wear
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I like looking really sharp. I don't care if women appreciate it, it makes me feel better about myself, same with getting /fit/, it really benefits me and my own self worth.
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Dangies spotted in this Kageshi chatroom!
https://www.kageshi.com/rooms/robot9001
The legend is back.
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Uh who?
OREGANO
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>>35747451
No, that's obviously johntitor.
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(You)
there ya go laddie
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>"Looks don't matter bro. You just gotta be more confident."
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Why don't you show me how to be confident, pretend I'm a girl.
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>>35747454
You're asking for a deep dicking, Anon.
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>>35747467
I just want to be more confident like you, show me some of that hard confidence you have.
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>Have money to buy things
>Don't have anything I want to buy
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>>35747413
why not buy drugs?
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>>35747413
Wow sounds like you have a terrible life
/sarcasm
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>>35747428
I already did.
>>35747432
I'm not rich or even well off, I just live with my family.
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Why people with the highest level of autism are always sexually frustrated adult males?
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>>35747382
you answered your own question
I AM MY OWN ORIGINAL BITCH
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Women can't be sexually frustrated
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>>35748191
Old guy here.
A few years ago (maybe 10?) I remember reading the blog of some girl named Raye that lived in a hole in the ground. All she did day and night was read programming books and masturbate. She somehow got power to this hole and even had an air conditioner.
I wish I could find it. I wonder what happened to her.
Should I become a sailor? The sea-going life seems ideal. No women, long journeys in the fresh air, isolation from society on a boat full of people all joined together by their common task of taking the vessel to its destination.
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>>35747375
why is there a helipad on that wave breaker. also >>>/n/ sometimes has lengthy maritime threads
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>>35747375
How does one become a sailor without a boat and without navy?
I am a meps failure
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>>35747632
How did you fail at meps? there are waivers for just about anything if your willing to work for it
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Deadman seasonal starts at 8GMT on 25th March.
and I dont want big clans to bully robots on deadman.
can we please instead form a R9K deadman clan? to kill all the normal fags?
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runescape has been and always will be the most robotic game ever
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>>35747384
it's where all the true (((bots))) and r9k bots stay.
we are scared of even 4chan, s-so, will you please help us anon senpai? we need help
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PLEASE GUYS
PLEASE HELP!
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What's up guys! I'm new to /r9k/ and I thought I'd try my hand at shitposting here. I'm 5'10", 210 lbs, half asian/ half white (obviously i got some european in me since im using a racial epitaph in my tripcode :P) my penis is 5 and a half inches long, I dont know how to measure thickness, sorry :P and I'm uncircumsized.
I'm looking to meet some new friends (robots if you will) of all races, ages, sizes and genders (;D) and hopefully become 4chan famous like Eliza or Hack_blastard! Welp, there's my speil, if you think im "ironic" or "kekky" enough, definately let me know so I can keep it up! tootles!
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Post a picture of your penis please
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>>35747317
NUKE HUHUHUHU
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>>35747393
shut up kiki
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>have money from investments I made when I was younger. enough money to set me up for life
>buy a terraced house (for non-bongs, that's a house that is attached to another house on each side)
>it has no windows at all. only the front door
>paranoid about someone breaking in
>have 5 sliding chain locks on the front door
>no idea how many tower bolt locks on it as well. at least 10
>live all by myself. never talk to anyone
>have food and supplies delivered to me
>never leave the house except to put the trash out late at night once a week
>this continues for what must be 8 years now
>two nights ago I hear a load of noise out the front of my house
>someone knocks on the door
>nearly shit myself. but don't answer
>get a phone call a few minutes later (I have my telephone number on the front of my door, in case someone needs to speak to me)
>guy tells me he's the police and he needs to talk to me
>don't believe him
>ask for his name and the station he works for
>google the telephone number for the station
>call them and say there's a guy outside claiming to be the po-po. they confirm that he's legit
>eventually let the guy in. he takes another cop with him. female one.
>he tells me there's been a car accident outside and asks if i saw anything
>"i havent gone outside for anything besides putting the rubbish out. i havent spoken to anyone like this in nearly a decade. i aint seen a thing"
>obviously i sound crazy... because i am
>he leaves a few minutes later
>lock the shit out of the door. start feeling paranoid and unsafe
(...cont 1/2)
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(cont 2/2...)
>earlier today
>paranoia subsiding
>feeling better
>phone rings
>wtf
>pick it up
>some lady starts talking to me. says she's with some group i can't remember the name of
>she asks if she can ask me some questions in relation to the police who came around
>"errr okay"
>she asks when i left the house last. i answer
>she asks if i live alone. i answer
>she asks how I pay for things. dont answer
>i start getting the creeps. full blown panic mode. throw phone at wall. lower lip is trembling. never felt this scared before
What's gonna happen, guys? I've been pacing up and down for hours, now. My head is hurting. Did I get that call because of some mental health act thing? Am I gonna be carted away because I am crazy? They could easily say I am unfit for society and put me in some mental institution. They will sell everything I have because "lol we need to pay for his treatment". I'll be put in a glorified prison until I die.
I like my life. I want to be alone. How can I get out of this? I should have never put my phone number on the door. I just want to stay at home in my own comfort zone and read books and play video games all day. I don't hurt anyone. I just want to be alone in my own house.
pls help
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>that file name
nigga dont even know his cartoon cats
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Dude thats sylvester dumbass kys
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Post your ten out of ten on this thread.
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My 10/10
It originally comment
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>>35747270
What happened to it's boobs?
6/10
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>>35747270
51d17a241fa9f8cba337c74e7cecb847