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>you are part of the small fraction of robots who have never had a gf
Many robots have made it, what's wrong with us? Why can't we find somebody to love us?
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I just bang a hooker when I get lonely. It's good for practice, too. First time I came in literally a minute... Now I can go for about half an hour before I pop. It's like my dick wants it more than I do.
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>>35748578
I'll always love you, even though I punish you
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>>35748578
why's reviewbrah sad in that anon?
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I almost cried on the bus, that is after getting on the wrong bus and having to get back off and add another 30 minutes to my trip. Why do I like this girl so much? Goddamn it, I even put her work from our workshop through the copier every week so I can have it.
>be in humanities
>have to attend reading tonight
>dress up, shave and shower after gym
>social anxiety causes me to drink
>drinking in excess makes anxiety worse
>drink in excess before event at bar
>find workshop peers in back corner
>sit down and try to make small talk
>girl I play stare tag with turns to me
>long brown hair and those circle glasses
>nerdy girl of average looks
>"awh you look very nice anon"
>lock eyes with hers for a second before darting away
>y-you look very cute t-too
>her friend and her both turn around and laugh
>glance back and giggle throughout the readings
>as I'm turboing out after she says see you anon
Is there anyway to tell if she likes me or is just feeding off my autistic infatuation?
I want to be have a comfy farm with six of our children in the style of Varg.
>for now I'll just drink more
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anon, we are the same, she does like you: evidence is when she said you look nice and her and her friend laughed after you both locked eyes.
Trust me, we are the same. I have to drink before I go to the bars. The difference is I cheated on her with my ex after she fell for me. Don't fuck it up anon, get into your zone, and just talk to her about anything.
do it for me so I know it's still possible
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>>35748535
>autistic infatuation
they don't know your power level, nobody does, hide it well
fake it until you make it
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>>35748629
>>35748660
I got this guys.
I'm gonna propel forward, and never look back here (hopefully).
Last time I dabbled in chaddom, it took me over a year to emerge out of a deep existential dread and general depression.
>I'm going to ward of the desire to email her from out class list and just wait to see her again
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PSA: If you like mustard on anything, or even by itself then you have shit taste in condiments. That is all.
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Chicago-bot here
Chicago style hotdogs (what I've grown up eating since late 1980's) come with a slice of a pickle, some relish, onions, and some of that sweet sweet mustard. 40% of the final product is mustard, if I must be exact.
And fuck you, op, they are delicious.
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If you don't like mustard, you are a child.
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>tfw hate mustard
as long as you dont put ketchup on your hotdo youre good in my book
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>so you're the one who's taking all of our sister's time? I wonder what she sees in you
>yeah its not like you're cute or anything
>omg sis don't be so rude what if he's beautiful on the inside?
>or what if he's packing?
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm not beautiful on the inside.
It's a magnum.
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>>35748492
yes i am very rich
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I have more pics of them
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What would you rate this man's facial asethetics from 1-10? Is he bad looking,attractive, or more than attractive?
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>>35748458
He's rich as shit so that makes him a 10
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>>35748458
he that pretty motherfucker lord pretty flacko nigga 10/10 i put that shit on my momma daddy girl boi aint no ting he got bitches likee he jamaican this boi right done fuck ya life up. WASSUP
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hes dat pmf
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tell me about that time a girl felt the same way about you.
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>>35748449
>tfw a girl falls for you and you have no feelings for her
every fucking time. being an attractive schizoid is awful. the guilt is unbearable. but i keep trying to meet a girl because i'm lonely as shit, but i hate being around people or getting close to people. what does someone do with that?? how do i transcend loneliness??
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>>35748449
i had a weird rivalry with a girl. we liked each other, but also hated each other's guts. one day she accussed of having a biner and was trying to get 'down there'
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>>35748449
There is a girl at work that I'm very in to. She feels the same way, but she has a boyfriend. I work a few feet away from her and we talk about it all the time. It's hard being so close but not being able to grasp it.
Obviously since she'd do her bf like that, she's not quality. But she's cute as FUCK and we get along super well.
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Alright, now can you just explain this gap in your resume anon?
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im going on SSI. lel you fags actually work fora life>
i live off the government and voted tump
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I've been saying I had a personal matter that I had to deal with
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>>35748437
dealing with this now. the fuck does it matter to employers? like holy shit, normies literally work their ENTIRE lives with no breaks until retirement?
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>ask a boy for his pic
>hes ugly
>i feel relieved yet betrayed
how do i cope lads..
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>>35748421
enjoy a drinky poo
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>>35748421
You get the fuck off my board, you roastie, and head back to >>>/soc/.
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>>35748421
Lol its OVER for sub 8/10 males
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>tfw hate niggers
>tfw love rap music and rappers like Kendrick Lamar, Lil uzi, Kodak Black, Future, J.Cole etc
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>>35748380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
based god
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>>35748380
>tfw don't like niggers
>tfw never been interested in rap
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>>35748380
>liking degenerate black music that is meant for normal fags with <90 IQ.
Get out.
I went on a tinder date today and it was just so depressing. I don't know what she wanted from it. I don't know if it was supposed to be a hookup or a date or what. I don't know what a date really means. I don't know which I want if either. I don't know how I'm really supposed to act for either. Every other time I've gone on a date I've felt better afterwards about life and everything but this time I just feel worse about everything. I've never felt so disconnected or sure that there is something wrong and broken about me. I hate everything and I hate myself.
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At least you can get a date. I know I'm broken from the fact that I can't do such a simple task.
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no shit, because "coffee" isn't a damn date.
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>>35748457
We didnt get coffee. I picked her up and we drove around on the interstate/highway for a couple hours then i dropped her off
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who's your favourite porn star ever robots?
i'm an old fag so i'll go with ashley blue
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Lily Thai
Mz Berlin unfortunately most of her recent work is all cuck shit.
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Bonnie Rotten. She's so pretty ;_;
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>>35748340
When I was younger I used to be super into Jenna Haze but now I find her super underwhelming.
Daily reminder that if you've ever...
> had a genuine, close relationship with either a male or female at any point in your life....
> held a girl's hand, kissed a girl. had sex (same logic applies to gays..)
> had one personal friend
> enjoyed normie-tier movies/anime/entertainment
Then you're not a fucking robot. No ifs, no buts, that's the fucking end of it all.
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>>35748335
Are you proud or somerthing of being a robot? Seriously?
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>>35748404
I'm definitely not unhappy. I may be a robot, but I am not a neet. I have a job, a prettttty comfy and spacious apartment with a city view, and a shit ton of money saved up since I don't buy anything or spend money on anyone.
Everybody here feels like they need to be pitied.. but a real robot is happy with his situation and wouldn't have it any either way. I don't hate normies or envy them.. I actually love being alone, getting to work a job I enjoy that involves minimal interaction, and spending half of every day as I please.
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>>35748512
>job
>robot
kys
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Hey guys, it's me again, the guy who keeps starting these threads. I'm working on some schoolwork at the library currently but I'm alone so I figured I'd keep things spicy by starting one of these and maybe helping some other people out while I'm getting things done here.
So like the title says, if you need help on the girls in your life, ask here. I can't exactly say I've been in all of your positions but I definitely feel as if I can relate to a lot of what you guys are/have been going through when it comes to women and I can at the very least offer you my take on what you have to say.
Some anons here were very helpful in me getting my first girlfriend and seeing my first real success with a real life girl so I'm thankful to you guys and I want to pay it forward a bit.
Ask away, and here's one of my favorite tracks from the game OST I'm listening to right now. I find it kinda motivating. (that acoustic guitar at the end though) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddetexvj0b4
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quick bumparoni incase any anons don't see this and could use some help
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>>35748333
What did you do wrong and what did you do to correct your situation?
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Ok then, my best friend got the woman I love drunk as fuck and fucked her. Where do I proceed from here?
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That fucking feeling when you are a girl in your horniest day and you already masturbated like four times but you really need a dick and you probably could get some but you are too anxious/nervous/trying not to have sex because of some deep fear that you dont really get so you just despair and do a post that everyone will take as bait to distract yourself.
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>>35748309
just masturbated imagining a girl calling me up and reading this and then asking me to come over and fuck her.
i'm gay too, so that was a wild ride. thanks for that one. guess there might be a little straight left in me xD
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>>35748309
>>35748834
Both of you need to get the fuck off this website, your kinds aren't welcome here. Get the fuck out.
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>>35748834
males are designed to fuck women being gay is a mental illness that's manifested itself in you when you were young, so ofc there's some straight left in you.
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>There are people who actually believe women can fake the orgasms
>There are women who claim to that they never had one
Are these people just retarded or what
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What's the joke
It's harder for women to orgasm through penetration, a lot of men only have sex with them by penetration
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>>35748304
Yeah I knew that because I have a vagina myself but
I can't believe women don't even touch themselves or try other methods to achieve an orgams.
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>>35748334
Ask other women if you know any well enough to. A fair amount haven't had an orgasm through masturbation.
Seems strange I guess but I believe it