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>>35749948
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havent posted it in a while but its still accurate. the sweatpants would be basket ball shorts since its summer though.

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>>35750071
Absolutely disgusting

End yourself

>>35749930
I was so depressed at one point OP I was going to hang myself. But after emergency group therapy and medication I can make it through most days with moderate effort

>>35749930
>go back to school on monday
I was going to post seriously but it turns out that it's the fourth depressed 16 year old thread today

>>35750479
>people respond to these kid threads
>no one responds to my >>35750651
>tfw nearly 30
>tfw kid didn't even use a meme image to get anyone's attention
>his ''''whining'''' format actually elicted a response
>tfw waiting for approx 30 minute to see if someone responds as they did for kid

Question: if you're watching an ad on YouTube and click the ad without buying anything, does it help the company or hurt it by making it think you want their product without buying anything? If I don't like an ad and click on it, will it hinder them from further ads in the future?

>>35749949
Usually ads pay in clicks. So the more you click the more money they make

>>35750009
The more money the advertisers make? I would think they pay more for more clicks.

was it with another guy?

Break up with her RIGHT NOW. Text her right now that you're over. Then cut all contact. You can still redeem yourself but if you don't you such a fucking cuck.

>>35749846
>>end up just watching her and her work friend have sex while she lazily jerks me off

Top fucking kek

>>35749845
alcohol obviously not original

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>>35749845
you still wasting it OP?

>>35749845
Watching copious amounts of anime, looking at pictures of cute 2d girls, collecting pictures of cute 2d girls.

>>35749780
Sweet silence before you fucking ruined it asshole

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9mF1wkWzao&list=LLPx-6bKSrzM6XV6Y10FpUOw

Necrophobic - The Nocturnal Silence

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>>35749772
>he doesn't like eliza

Explain yourself, the south korean guy has good taste.

>>35750350
It fucking weird to have that deep of an obsession over an underage girl you never met. He knows her location, current age, ethnic origin (not race but ancestry) and more.

>>35749772
hey bro u mad? LUL xD

it works out in sitcoms, doesn't it?
but seriously you'd eventually grow to dislike each other.

supposedly opposites attract, and the novelty of being with someone different from you might be entertaining/intriguing at first, but like >>35749758 said, it seems like it would turn into resentment and conflict after the novelty wore off.

she can bring you out of your shell, anon :3

>>35749671
>we get weapons from tool shed and archery range
>picking off older kids one by one
>one guy knows how to deal with engines
>takes car battery from only car on camp
>all that's left is the head of the camp
>take a weedwacker to the only phone on camp
>catch him trying to escape with the car
>collectively hold him down and tie him up
>take his wallet for bus fare home
end.

>>35749709
Camps was nasty for me too bro glad.you.at least got revenge

>>35749762
also nobody untied him
there's a good chance he died there

>>35749624
That's only natural, your body isn't used to exercise

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>>35749624
>decide to start running
>get awful pains in my legs that last for days whenever I do

>>35749624
It's called being out of shape. You probably havent done much vigorous or challenging exercise for a while so you need to get back into it
It's just the fact that your body isnt used to it.

if i wanted to be a normalfag then i'd be one.

>>35749618
Can someone tell me the bad parts of Finland?

I see the memes, the social retardation, the weird culture and the cold, proficient gunmen and I seriously wonder what's not to like

But then you would spend hours watching Sports and mainstream movies. That shit gets boring, and if you wanted to watch something like Family Guy they would drop the hammer on you act like you're a weirdo. It would be like living in The Jersey Shore the T. V. show. I would feel like a fish out of water.

mandate they have sex with you

>>35749595

This was probably in the midst of dirty talk...she loved it.

>>35749595
Already is. They go fucking loopy before they even hit 16.
Turns out getting them invested in the rat race and being consumers really fucks with their heads.

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>>35749547
In what ways are you lazy and stupid?

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>>35749631
Last semester would take a while so I'll just go with what has me feeling down from this semester

>be put on academic probation because got a D in literally all my classes last semester
>do well up until early february
>have no friends at college I'm going to so pretty lonely
>friends on steam from highschool are only people I talk to except for a call from my mom on sunday who thinks I'm doing great
>they start to constantly block me I guess because I'm messaging too much and one of them says I'm annoying
>feel especially lonely so get high on benadryl because I heard that was fun on here
>do like 800 mg
>I think I nearly died or something. I was about to go beg my neighbor to take me to the ER but I passed out
>fucked up for a couple of weeks and now behind in all my classes
>finally kind of caught up on classes but failing 2 classes now
>in one of the classes I'm taking teacher allows me to redo a essay I missed over spring break
>completely neglected all work over spring break
>not only did I not do essay but I missed a homework essay in a class I was doing well in and now have a D

Now what has me really down...
>today realize I have to write an essay for a class that I have to take because academic probation
>its on having a meeting with a academic advisor
>teacher warned us multiple times over the past month to set up an appointment but I completely forgot
>cant get an appointment until next tuesday so thats another essay down the drain in a class I'm failing
>want to just fucking kill my useless self

>>35749547
Well at least you get weeded out now and weren't give false hope.

>majored in political science
>graduated with honors
>didn't network
>didn't do an internship
>didn't prepare myself for grad school
>literally a complete fucking waste of time despite applying myself.

>>35749535
Anon im sorry that happened. I would get pretty down if that happened to me. Are you ok?

>>35749535
iktf

>hanging out with grandma at her house
>she's talking to her friend "oh my grandson is so handsome bla bla but he doesn't like when i say that haha"
>her friend comes over
>aggressively avoids looking at/talking to me

i love my gran though

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>meet people my mother knows for the first time
>they somehow know fucking everything about me

STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME HOLY SHIT I'VE ASKED YOU A MILLION TIMES

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Need to sell off some tangible assets

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>>35749523
>tfw poor with just 13euros in the bank

>6,000 burgerbuxx in checking
>5,000 more in savings

Who /wageslave/ here?