Anyone else have curry-fever?
>>35751396
>naked-indian-college-girls-sexy-nude-pictures
I wonder what you searched to find this image
oh yeah, i wanna fuck a dirty indian chick so badly. have my dick smelling like curry.
Oh yeah, I wanna DESIgnate one if you know what I mean ; )
Why aren't you a Christian /r9k/?
>>35751389
I am a Christian. I stopped going to church a while ago though.
>>35751389
>Why aren't you a Christian /r9k/?
because I am a hindu
The Christian God doesn't reward my sacrifices. In fact, he punishes me for wanting to be strong and do what men are supposed to do.
I thought I was improving. 10 months ago I was working out everyday, hooking up with random chicks and just generally feeling good about myself. Cut to now, I've gained 20 pounds, I'm failing my classes and all I do is play video games and watch porn.I'm less happy now then I've ever been. Where did all my motivation to improve go? General life improvement thread I guess.
>>35751358
Were you using drugs/alcohol?
>>35751390
yeah at first it was casual now I think I'm in alcoholic.
>>35751358
How did you hook up with the sluts?
Are you really attractive?
ITT: times you`ve had outbursts of anger or incredible acts of violence.
>when I was 7-9 I beat the shit out of my older brother with a baseball bat
>Used to shoot BB pellets at kids in a playground when i was 13 a lot
>When i was 14 I did a break and enter, for no reason other than breaking things.
>When I was 16 I was with my friends in a car, stuck a baseball bat out the window and hit a kid we knew. That we didn't like. Put him in a wheel chair, never got caught
>17, I used to live on a native reserve, people hate white people there. Got in a fight and had a knife pulled on me. I got cut a little and manage to get the knife from him, but stabbed him in the arm a few times
Now that I'm 22 I go hunting. Shooting animals and watching the gore really helps.
I'm positive im a sociopath or something like that.
>mommy takes tempature
>thermometer goes in ass
>feel suddenly enraged
>grab dog by tail and swing it at my moms head
>pull thermometer out from my ass
>shove it into the dogs ass
>yank it out
>it yelps and poops
>there is now poop on my moms bed
>I (still in a fit of rage) knock down my moms dresser
>dad walks in
>im trapped under dresser screaming and flailing
>mom is crying
>poop on bed
>get grounded and cant play tony hawk pro skater
>>35751335
>fourth grade
>school bully starts beating the shit out of me every day
>teacher won't do shit even though he's been reported multiple times
>parents are apathetic and won't do shit even though I'm coming home with marks
>eventually can't handle it
>get to recess
>wait til he goes to the bathroom
>follow behind him
>wait around corner til I know he's at a urinal
>walk in grab the back of his head and slam his face into the piping part
>kick him while he's down then run out
>teacher asks him what happened but he won't say who did it
>follow him again next day and wait til he's at the paper towel dispenser
>do the same thing but smash his head into the dispenser
>realize he's a bitch at this point and start jumping him in the bathroom randomly
>his mother eventually changes his schools because he's scared of getting bullied
>he never says who did and I kept quite and became an anonymous hero among the nerds
i thought someone in my house ate my pizza so i punched a hole in the wall
today is my birthday robots :3
>>35751269
happy birthday friend :)
origi
>>35751269
then you're one year closer to death my friend
>>35751269
>today is my birthday robots :3
ok
Are any robots severely afraid of hell? Does anyone ever feel like the type of person who is predestined to get thrown into the lake of fire for all eternity?
I wasn't ready for the existential dread.
edginess aside doesn't a "lake of fire" at least sound a little bit comforting?
I mean have you tried imagining nothing forever ever and ever, absolute darkness, a void?
>>35751247
I'm much more afraid of dying before I get to enjoy destroying it.
I miss her already. Where did shr go?
>>35751207
1 month down, 2 to go...
:(
>>35751207
She is blowing some black guys in an alleyway for her drug fix
>tfw all you want is drugs
I don't even want a gf anymore and I'm only 20. Haven't even held hands yet I'm snorting Ketamine and smoking weed everyday. Gonna do dxm, dph and mdma tomorrow because I want to fucking die.
those are party drugs dude(well except dxm,dph)
you dont really want to die, and if you do, then start using heroin if you truly do want to die and have nothing to live for.....
pic related, stupid fat shot i did few nites ago.
>>35751278
exactly this, I do well with party drugs. cant fuck with the serious shit though. that's not me
>>35751200
Lil nigga wher you gtting all these drugs from?
Sau the internet and im finna pop u in the mouth.
Where can I find a brown girl IRL? I don't mean a Latina or anything, specifcally, just a really dark-skinned girl with an amazing figure.
Like pic related.
Have you tried the middle east?
I live in georgia, that's basically my only choice here
get your ass down here
Try this little known place called "Africa".
i'm done guys. 4chan, and especially r9k are bad for me. i don't know if i come here when i'm depressed, or if i get depressed because i come here. but this place is done for me.
i'm a 25 khv.
it's time to move on from here.
good luck anon. I hope you find some purpose in your life.
>>35751160
>tfw cant leave this toxic place
>>35751160
And we'll see you tomorrow.
It was the best thing I ever had in this life, she was the most beautiful thing in every sense of the word. its over though, I dont think it will ever go back to the way it was before, I cant get over her, she was and still is everything I ever wanted. I tried having sex with another girl today but it just didnt help. Ill never love someone like I loved her and its tearing me up inside. I miss her so fucking much, i have no one i can turn to and talk about this with other than my parents. I want her back so bad, and she still texts me good morning and tells me she loves me and whats to fix things but that now isnt the a good time for us, I know infideletiy isnt a thing, she works 6 days a week and is battling with shit at home but I want her back so bad.... I'm literally crying typing this this....she was and still is my everything...........
>>35751132
Get over it.
Fuck someone else.
Move on.
t. Virgin
>>35751132
sad and wrong.
plenty of fish my dude feel better
>>35751153
Maybe if you weren't such a lonely bitter fuck people would actually want to hang out with you
>neet
>want to play videogames
>nothing to play
>want to make le funny maymay videos
>they're either outdated or not funny at all
>everyone ignores my yt channel
>new steam friends remove me in a few weeks after they added me and we talked
>sit in front of the computer dreaming about doing great things and becoming popular
>post comment on a video with my opinion about X
>guy responds with "stfu bitch"
Okay I gave up. I've never had a bigger urge to kill myself than i have right now.
What's your steam? I'll add you, I'm a chad btw
Hi Anon, it sounds like you've had a rough time.
Do you wanna talk about anything else?
I'll be your pal if you wanna!
>>35751129
sorry chad anon. i cant post my steam here or everyone will know im a loser and start bullying me
>>35751133
that'd probably he nice if it didn't feel like it's going to be a pity friendship
Robots, why do the fuck do I never meet any of you in real life?
I'm serious. I feel so utterly alone cause I never meet people who think like me. Most people think that I'm just too goddamn weird. I have a few friends, but most of them are normalfags, so even they think I'm somewhat strange. I say I have one good friend who thinks a lot like me, but that's probably because he posts on 4chan too. And hell, even he jokes sometimes that I'm an autist.
But I know there's tons of people out there who think at least somewhat like me. Millions of people visit this site each month, with probably at least several thousand on this board alone. 4chan isn't a hivemind mind you, but there's at least enough of a common culture to say that people on this site think at least somewhat similarly.
And I'm not talking about meeting so we can spew memes like a bunch of retards. All I fucking want is to meet more people who think somewhat like me so that I can stop thinking that I'm so utterly alone. But chances are that's never going to happen because we're all are socially awkward misfits who would never dare reveal our true selves to others.
tl;dr: Fuck you all for being so goddamn hidden. We're all going to end up dying alone and miserable because we're convinced the whole world is full of nothing but normalfags despite evidence to the contrary on this very board.
because I never leave my apartment except for work or food
>>35751036
This, same.
If you go outside for any other reason than survival, you're a normie.
>Australian
>trying to make robot friends online with Australian's is impossible
>no matter how robot they claim to be, they're just normies with no friends
>that or they're willing to murder you for a 3% chance of getting a gf
How do I get away from mean people?
>>35750992
Position yourself in far physical proximately
Just eat a bag of chips, that way when the mean person talks all you hear is crunching noises.
>>35751005
this, there really is no other way. the best you can do while near them is to not associate.
>gf pees before sex
>still squirts
EGSPLAYN
They done a study on it, they viewed their bladder with an MRI while they'd masturbate and the ones who would squirt would have their bladder fill real quick before orgasm.
So it's piss but not actually straight piss?
>>35750991
>>35751025
>tfw have gf that squirts
>tfw we literally looked at the hole it comes out of and it isn't the piss hole
egsplayn dis
>>35752019
Your gf has severely fucked up anatomy and pisses straight out her vagina then too