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>be me
>loser with no friends
>decides to try and get friends online
>2 years later
>still a loser with no friends
I guess suicide it is :'^)
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be my friend mate
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Discord is a great place. Daddy Jesse#0956
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where did you tried to make friends and how? i used to have friends but now i only have one
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is it bad that even though i love my girlfriend more than anything else in the world, I'd beat her(and the guy) to death if she was ever unfaithful
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No.
Cheating sluts should be gassed.
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No that's a good response. Not to be a faggot and take back a girl that's taken another guy's dick while with you. It means she doesn't love you and will do it again
That's pretty alpha compared to what most people here would do. Just cry and accept it trying to beg her to stay with them
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the fact that you retaliate makes you look worse
you got rejected, take it like a trooper why do you have to act like a pussy
its like rolling around in jealousy and throwing a tantrum because you can't get what you want
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So I accidentally threw my silky girls pantsu in the wash, and today saw them drying. My dad had put them up.
What do? Is it time to end it?
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>>35757992
Time to come out of the closet to your dad
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they are from your ex girlfriend.
Kekekekek.
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>>35758031
This or just come out and offer him your boipucci.
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>grill comes up and talks to you
>heatenings.jpeg
>some stupid friend of hers comes up
>"lol you and Anon should date you two are really cute together"
>Grill gives massive look of disgust and begins talking about how terrible you are and all your flaws everything short of your micropenis
LITERALLY. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.
IF ONE MORE GRILL EVER DOES THIS I WILL GO ABSOLUTELY SANDY HOOK ON ALL OF THEIR ASSES.
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They care more about their social standing than being good people, hence all the virtue signaling women do.
Literally subhuman.
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and you just stood there and took it while flashing an awkward smile?
Why?
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>>35758094
What are we supposed to do in this situation
Asking for friend
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>he wears fake chucks
What are you, fucking poor? LMAO
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>>35757692
>he wears chucks
what are you, a fucking faggot?
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This is why y'all virgins on this board kek
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>he doesn't know this particular design is patented by Converse (a Nike subsidiary)
You do realize wearing fake chucks is the equivalent of using Samsung smartphones, right?
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You and everyone on the planet has just been given a superpower.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Your power
>What will you do with your newfound superpower?
>Does your power suit you?
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>>35757657
Nightmare empowerment. Fucking awesome.
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>>35757657
Lake Monster Physiology
Power to use the ability of Lake Monster.
So I can turn into lake monsters.
I can finally get my tree-fiddy now.
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Empathic Power Augmentation a la The Hulk
Get mad = Get strong. That wouldn't be a good idea for me but I guess it's not a good idea for Bruce Banner either.
> Be me, in high school
> First year, taller than most people
> Years go by, stay same height, everyone else gets taller
> Final year
> Girl I know comes up to me in class and says "Wow Anon, you're shorter than I just assumed your were"
> SnappyComeback.exe
> SnappyComeback.exe has stalled
> "Maybe it's cause of all the JACKIN' OFF I do"
What caused your eventual forced testing for autism by the school principal on behalf of the safety and wellbeing of the students at your school, /r9k/?
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>principal makes me to move schools when she realizes I was autistic.
I miss my 3rd grade best friend. First and last one I had.
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>>35757678
sorry to hear about that fren :(
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pretending to finger a girl walking upstairs, principal was there and sent me to his office, bell rang and I got away with it, weirdest fucking feeling i've ever had
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What would you do with 100k
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So my last grandparent passed away, and long story short i received 95k dollars as an inheritance.
What the fuck do i do? I'm a 31 year old KV NEET who can't hold a job for longer then a month.
What would you do?
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>>35757627
Buy a gay prostitute like you always desired
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get good korean plastic surgery
live in thailand for cheap steroids/hormones, cheap housing and easier girls
pay for shit like a hairtransplant from korean docotrs, shit for my looks
get a gf i guess?
please kil lme
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>>35757627
Invest. Let it gain interest. Or get a stock broker and do that. You can live off of that money for the rest of your life.
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>he wears that virgin beanie and sunglasses
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>>35757622
>wearing a beanie with any kind of design on it
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>35757622
Obviously cheap ass shades. You need to wear Ray Bans to get social recognition.
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>>35757826
>>35757939
But no normal people wear the shit regardless.
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Any of you sexless deviants wear a chastity device?
I want one but I want to know what I'm getting into.
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I want to get one because I can't stop touching myself. But I don't want to wreck my junk.
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>>35757573
>tfw no submissive femboi to lock in a cage and rape
I just want to be my degenerate self with a slave. FUGG
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>>35757573
I wear one.
AMA.
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>he stares into nothingness before class
>he pretends to use his phone
>he leaves as soon as the class ends
None of you actually do this, right?
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Delete. And do it now.
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FUCK YOU
I AM THE VOID AND ALL THAT SURROUNDS
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I LOOK AT???
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>>35757556
W-what are you supposed to do?
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>Inshallah my white man, why haven't you converted to Islam yet?
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Because all religions are bullshit.
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>>35757545
Because it's one of the most backwards and anti-western ideologies on the planet.
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>>35757545
That is a cute terrorist cosplay!
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*pops estrogen pills*
Oh hey there wagecucks!
I was just taking my dose of estrogen, kindly paid for by YOU, the taxpayer. That's right wagie, you're funding my transition. You better double down on the work, since I want FFS next!
ciao
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>>35757469
>NEETs use my tax dollars to become sterilized freaks that will most likely die before 45
I approve.
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>>35757469
This is a jealous wageshill
We superior neets don't approve of these freaks
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>>35757469
Are wagecucks also going to pay for your funeral, when you inevitably kill yourself, degenerate?
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Is it true that if you ignore a girl she'll get interested?
If so, why?
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bumping for interest origuniraldinho
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>>35757448
It only works if she in some way values your opinion, usually based on your attractiveness.
Girls want to think of themselves as pretty and worthy mates, if you act nonchalant about their looks around them, but aren't being overtly rude, it gets them interested because they're longing for that affirmation.
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>>35757448
Depends, don't ignore her too much but don't give her too much attention. Be indifferent about her. Don't fuck up with texting her.
>T. Norman with gf
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i really love cute buttholes
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>>35757415
Very aesthetic view.
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>>35757415
Sorry to tell you friend but that's actually a VERY cute pussy. Hope you find peace.
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very cute bhole here folks