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why would you use /r9k/ memes if you're alt-right/esoteric right/whatever
any competent reich or whatever would probably genocide us in favor of normies
where the fuck is this shit coming from
why would you, if you're trying to [destroy the cities in fire and turn america into a niggerscape where the strong survive/remove every trace of imperfection from the human animal and create a supersentient global organism with a soul like the J. Edgar Hoover building/create a Potemkin village with no outside where everything's a Rockwell painting/whatever other bullshit], if you want to do any of that, whyever the fuck would you use the language of the 4chan holdout board for oldfag anime degenerates, NEET autists, and literal faggots
are these people just stupid or something
it's like commies deciding to talk like edgar allen poe or something. it's an aesthetic choice that makes no fucking sense.
plus basic @swolekaczzyzznskititoist420 bitches on twitter see this shit and then they come here and picket us for doing our regular shit
fucking why
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Dudu what?
Non organic original093
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>>35758509
don't call me a nigger because i'm right
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>>35758421
>implying I don't want to be gassed

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Remind me how he was a robot again? He took a girl to the prom. He wasn't one of us.
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bitch we are not 'one of you' fuck off
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>>35758416
you keep posting shit like this in multiple threads.
leave already, normalfag.
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>>35758403
>waa waa, someone actually decided to ask a girl out and look what happened! but hes not one of us because im to much of a pussy to say hey!

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>ask how to lose weight and eat healthy
>mfw healthfags start arguing with each other about which meme diets work or not, or if they're better than "calories in < calories out," or whether exercise really does anything

When will healthfags admit that weight loss is a meme, that being healthy is a meme, and that nutrition is one of the most vague and inexact sciences to exist?
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>>35758366
There is no argument, it's calories in vs calories out.
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>>35758366
Literally eat what you want but eat less of it

Do that and work out and you'll lose weight.

It's so fucking simple
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>>35758398
>>35758495

Nah I tried my diet of pizza and potato chips and only drinking diet coke, and it was under 1500 calories, but I didn't lose weight, and you said it was because some calories make you gain weight more than others and I should do meme diets to lose.

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Daily Mommy Loving Thread

why do you love your mommy this way? what are the lewd things you want to do with mommy?
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come on fellow mommy lovers
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nobody here has a mother
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>>35758375
that cant be a true m8.

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Want to know my fear?

Get abducted by some black lives matter retards. They tie me up and abuse me as much as they can but I don't give them any satisfaction because I don't cry or show any pain. One of the girls says "LETS CUT HIS DICK OFF" and then they cut my dick off.

Fucking terrifying.
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>>35758261
are you genuinely retarded
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>>35758261
i'm pretty sure this has happened before. Give me a sec to pull up the murder case
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4089510/Four-people-arrested-footage-young-man-beaten-tortured-streamed-live-Facebook.html

Here's one incidence of torture. They beat a mentally disabled kid and scalp some of his head off while streaming to facebook.

fucking savages. Not the race, but anyone that acts like this.

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>wake up
>already feel tired and waiting impatiently for bedtime
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For some reason, the only image I ever found super inspiring on the internet was the original version of OP's pic.
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>>35758377
what is the original version?
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>>35758618
this is it desu desu

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Play chess with me faggots
https://lichess.org/d1M9TcA6
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OK, another? https://lichess.org/95PcrVQX
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someone ;_; pls
orrrigiginal
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https://lichess.org/sUALju9l
Last one someone joined and instaborted. Last try here

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Being mixed race sucks
>identity crisis and other mental illnesses
>ugly face
>not being white
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>>35758224
I only ever feel bad about the last one desu, never had an identity crisis before.
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not being white makes you a robot
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>>35758579
It came out of blue, nearly killed myself because i had no one to talk to and i felt tormented inside my mind and body, but i probably have something else too that causes my mind to behave like that. Yes being only half-white sucks when your mom and half-brother are fully white

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would you fuck yourself?

I would
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i might frot myself maybe
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>>35758223
You mean, like a clone of myself? Or like, bending my cock all the way back to my arse and fuck myself? I'd do neither, as I personally find that to be gay.
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>>35758268
an exact copy of yourself

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why do i feel like shit when i wake up ?
i thought you are supposed to feel refreshed after a nights sleep. every time i wake up i feel like i can't do anything and not motivated for anything. why can't i be happy it just won't work.
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>>35758196

you a coffee drinker?

kick the habit and drink water instead. I'm serious. I've haven't slept this good since I was in middle school

I woke up this morning feeling refreshed and awake. no grogginess.
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>>35758196
Just be yourself.


This is an original post, you will not mute me again.
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>>35758228
>never drink coffee in my life
>still wake up exhausted
doesn't work

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>was persistent with a girl I was interested in for years who just wanted to be friends
>eventually we did end up dating and we stayed together for three years before I ended the relationship
>when I was single, used to be optimistic and hopeful about who i'd meet next and if they were "the one"
>because of this, never counted out my chances with anyone and ended up dating a girl who was way out of my league for a year - a great relationship that only ended because life pulled us in different directions
>spend a lot of time single, but less hopeful this time
>start to focus more on tinder because it's "easier"
>meet a great girl on there and date her for a year before she realizes she's not ready for a real commitment
>go back to Tinder, but less often and am more cynical about it
>go on a few dates here and there, but none of them ever go past a second date
>essentially stop using it all together
>hope for "the next girl" is completely gone -- I'm legitimately not even considering it anymore
>just can't find the energy to do it anymore
Is this giving up? Did I hit a peak that I'll never get back to? I just feel so tired, like it's not worth trying at all anymore.

I don't want to be alone, bros.
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>>35758190
When you get to that point just take a break. Cool down on trying to find someone for a bit
If you're 20-30 I wouldn't worry too much about ending up alone
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>go on a few dates here and there, but none of them ever go past a second date

why do you think that is

tinder isn't easier, a lot of girls use it for relationship hunting and not-hookups because there are cuter guys and nobody wants to be caught dead using match or okc pof eharmony shit
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>>35758190
>date her for a year before she realizes she's not ready for a real commitment

how the fuck do you date someone for a year and not want to commit, that doesn't make sense.

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Post comfy images

original
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>>35758157
>reddit
You have to back
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>>35758157
I would suck so much cock to have an apartment like that
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>>35758278
I bet you would have reddit open too just like OP fucking faggot

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>"Ey anon, U didn't show up for Penis Inspection Day. Now we gotta make a house call."

How do you respond?
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No way fag :-D
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>>35758129
>dem hairlines

JJJJUST!!!!!!!
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>>35758129
i order them to return to the plantation

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>Why are your hands always so shaky, anon?
>You're not nervous, are you?
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>>35758128

They're shaky because I have a vitamin deficit you fucking ignorant bitch.
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>>35758128
I get nervous because you charge so much an hour, you thieving whore.
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>>35758128
I HAVE PARKINSON'S
THANKS FOR POINTING IT OUT

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I do I safely get food poisoning? I am a NEET so getting a virus is next to impossible. If I could be sick for a few days I could reset my eat habits.
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Eat raw beef? I think that's safe. I don't think it can kill you like chicken but there's also the possibility that you don't get sick. But I'm not sure how sick you actually get.
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>>35758117

How about you resort to actually trying and not contrasting an extremely unhealthy lifestyle with an extremely unhealthy solution

I can't imagine the levels of autism you have to purposely poison yourself because you are lazy and don't want to work to obtain something.
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>>35758152
If it's ground beef, it could cause food poisoning (more surface area has been exposed to potential pathogens). Make a hamburger sized patty and eat it raw.

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