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Goal for me is 2 weeks.

Have been fapping for like 3 times a day and noticed a signifigant decline in my energy levels and motivation....
Don't feel like getting out of bed if I don't have to.
Waste time just procrastinating rather than getting things done. Feel like a little break is in order.

Day 1 lets do this...
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Nice try ;^)


Origaneri
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>>35759616
No please stop :^(
Im trying to not be a degenerate for once
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bump a dump
come on fellow robots, dont let me submit to my animalistic desires

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>Audio isn't working on computer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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did you turn your speakers on? ;v)
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Used to happen to me all the time. I solved it by not buying cheap POS computers
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>>35759458
Here you go senpai, watch this video

Listen carefully though, it's complicated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yNhspKirM4

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>bf took away the rest of my Pretty Princess Points for forgetting to shave
>start crying, he gives me Hideous Hon Points now that my balance is negative
>get pissed
>decide to enact my revenge
>go into the bathroom and steal some of his mommy's tampons
>wait until he's about to come home from work
>cut my wrists and soak up some of the blood with the tampons
>write "IS THIS GIRLY ENOUGH FOR YOU?" on the wall in blood before passing out
>mfw he was shaking and crying the rest of the night
Long story short I got a new Miku figure. Fucking faggot will think twice before crossing me. How was you guys' days?
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>>35759439
I wish I had a bf...

Same shit every day I browse 4chan do nothing
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>>35759439
My day was good.

Cycled 5 miles, then came home and made a spliffingly good cup of tea & bicuites te he
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>>35759439
He's gonna leave you. Just shave next time

What is your opinion of Toxic Masculinity?
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>>35759423
I hate it I wish I was born female.
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the expected equal and opposite reaction of Radioactive Femininity
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>>35759423
Libtarded nonsense word.

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a) Save my virginity for someone I care about
or
b) fall for the casual sex meme

I'm 19 (not strangely old yet), 6'4" and not much of a sperglord so getting sex if I put in effort wouldn't be too hard. Is it all a meme or is it actually enjoyable?
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>>35759402
Honestly just have sex, it's not something to get worked up about and it'll be impossible to find another virgin girl
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>>35759424

I actually know quite a few surprisingly and hang out with one non romantically every day.

Normies disgust me though and the idea of talking to one just for sex seems pretty shitty.
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Don't be a fucking animal and save your virginity for someone you care about

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You're part of the expedition to colonize an Earth like planet in another galaxy.
There's a disease or something that kills some of the people who was in your expedition.
So you get on the planet and there's 650.000 males and 350.000 females.

The chief of the expedition asks you for suggestions to reduce the problem from the population inequality.
What do you propose?
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Dick measuring contest.

Stupid originality
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>>35759357
begin mandatory bull/cuck relationships
good setup, OP
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>>35759405
You sir are a thinking man

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>hehe get over here fuccboi
>i'm gonna pound that boipucci until your prostate pops ;))))

what do you do in this situation?
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>>35759334
Just give in can't resist it
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>>35759334
get my boipucci pounded until my prostate pops ^_^
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feminine cock bump

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>college slut just walked by as I was sitting on a bench
>her ass was hanging out of her extremely short booty shorts
>my face was less than a foot away from it
>she smelled like cocoa butter
HNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>35759268
Did you fap afterwards?
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NOT FOR YOU
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>>35760088
She walked as close by me as possible when she could've walked much farther away. I think it was meant for me :^^^^^^^^^^^^)

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>tfw barren
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>>35759222
>Loads of unprotected sex without worry of getting pregnant
>adopt a child
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>>35759222
be my wife.

pls

originally oregano
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>>35759222
How did you find out? Do you still have period s? Do you lack eggs or is it another issue?

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Does anyone else love being talked down to, or treated like a child? Maybe it's cause I'm 5'7, and that's kinda small.
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>>35759146

No, you beta cuck.
If you're a beta at least have some "alpha/normalfag" fetishes
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>>35759171
I mean it's not always sexual, I also like it in day-to-day
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>>35759171
what will you pay me to do that

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how do you get people to understand that they should leave you in peace in your apartment?

The next time when these fuckers stand directly before my door and talk shit about me, I swear I'm going out, take my junk out and piss a big circle around my door, telling them I'm marking my territory. Let's see what the landlord is gonna do about these bastards
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>>35759115
People are coming to your door and talking shit about you?
Greentext pls
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>>35759200
>be me
>19 year old big boy
>going for university
>really shit relationship with single mom, just exhausted from constant surveillance at home and at school, decide I'll do it right this time in a new town
>find a nice apartment in a suburb easily reachable by public transportation from university city, VERY cheap compared to normal prices in neighbourhood
>suburb is really small however, place where I get the apartment is a normal one-family house
>because the apartment is a nice modernized old garage, there are two doors: one leads directly to my room, the other to the rest of the house
>decide to be very private because of aforementioned school / family complication for cartharsis, but be nice to people once when I first see them, then not again if they react shitty
>complication: I am half facial blind and only recognize other people badly when I don't see them regularly, especially women all look the same the more conventional beautiful they are
>people think I'm some rich jew because I got the apartment, but I also have the typical jew beard because of neglect from mother and me and dress like an autist

cont?
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>>35759389
Continue
Original

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>invite my best/only friend over to my house last night
>he's in a snarky mood and makes a few too many rude jokes at my expense
>ears start ringing, vision becomes clouded, adrenaline starts coursing through me
>he makes one rude joke too many and I freak out
>spend several minutes screaming at him, face probably red, spit flying everywhere
>say every vindictive thing I can imagine and threaten him with... a lot of bad things if he ever makes me angry again
>tell him to get out of my house before I throw him out by force
>as he drives away, I scream at him that he's a piece of shit, that I hope he crashes and dies, and that the world would be a better place if he was dead
>20 minutes later, the horror and regret kicks in
>still mortified
>can't sleep

Are any of my BPD bros in a rough place today? Do meds work? Should I take them?
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>>35759094
Congrats anon you acted like a roastie. Kill yourself now.
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>>35759094
I know this feel all too well. I don't take meds for it either sometimes I think I should but idk which would help.
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>>35759094
BPD is not real. You are an adult, take responsibility and control your anger. You're acting like a nigger.

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Are robots low IQ or high IQ?
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>>35759073
there are 5 and 1/2 triangles in that picture
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>>35759073
0, there are actually 279270 squares
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jzusjsusss

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I had a dream last night, robots.
>at Wendy's
>there's this girl there
>8/10
>she's at the counter, ordering
>swipes her card, it comes up with some error message, assume it was declined
>I hop up with my card in hand
>she swipes hers again, transaction goes through
>I turn and sit back down, embarrassed and defeated
>she decides to come sit with me
>we talk
>end up back at my place
>talk for a bit longer
>she tells me her name is Rizzia
>mustbeitalian.jpeg
>pretty sure nobody on earth has that name
>we get frisky, fuck, sleep together
>it was wonderful
>wake up next to her
>think "boy am I gonna have a story for r9k"
>we tool around my place a bit
>I wake up alone
>realize it was all a dream and that she doesn't exist and that I'm still a sad lonely virgin
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>>35758995
>>I hop up with my card in hand
How nice of you :)
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>>35758995
>an 8/10

There's your problem... if you're not willing to date anything lower than that then that's the reason you're a virgin.

Don't be a hypocrite, don't be bashing girls because they only want Chad when you think the same way they do.

You want Stacy
They want Chad

Deal with it, boi
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On the bright side, you got a story for r9k

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>tfw you miss out on 5 whole minutes of a show/movie because you were daydreaming
INTP feels thread
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im intp but my imagination is to fucking weak to have a detailed day dream
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>>35758971
I know that feel to be perfectly honest with you brosky.
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>>35758971
>possibly lose irreplaceable folder for 3rd time
>almost don't care.
>almost

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