>Go to barbershop
>Get the normie haircut
>Don't have to return ever because I can shave the sides myself
Devilish
>>35759912
how do you line it in the ears and back
>>35759973
I ask my mom
>not buzzing you'reself
Do you even frugal?
Has anyone else here fetishised retardation? I'm not attracted to retarded people, but I fantasise about being really ditzy, childlike and easily amused. Not incapable of looking after myself, but being someone who embodies 'ignorance is bliss.' And I'd have a really caring girlfriend who'd really enjoy taking care of me and making sure I'm not doing dumb shit or being taken advantage of or anything.
How deep do you think you could take Apu's BGC?
>>35759923
Helper's cock is probably small and cute
>>35759947
You literally just saw photographic evidence that this is not the case.
I'm gonna go hang out on a bridge looking sad and peering over the edge.
Will people ask me if I'm okay? Maybe a girl will be worried about me...
They'll think you're a weirdo, and you'd confirm it by talking to 'em.
Life isn't a movie.
>>35760147
>Life isn't a movie.
Yes it is, it literally just came out in theatres.
>>35760227
fucking kek'd good one anon
>look on these forums for social anxiety and depression
>"uh i was so depressed thank god i had my boyfriend"
>"i had sex the last time 2 weeks ago is it terminal?"
>>35759903
/exterminatenormalfags/ when?
I can relate, I used to be on a site called "SAS" (social anxiety support) and it was full of normalfags, betas, white knights, feminists and SJWs.
>>35759903
>"uh i was so depressed thank god i had my boyfriend"
This is the central source of all my rage
Social anxiety is a meme. Only attention whores claim to have it, and talk about it on the internet.
Daily reminder that is is physically impossible for a woman to be lonely in 2017. If they are, it is completely of their own choosing.
QED
Very epic thread my friend
and i thought i was the only one to believe this
>>35759908
Why thank you :^)
oregano
Anyone do this? I have nowhere nice to go but I always dress classy and smoke either outside or around the area of my job on break
>>35759863
pose harder fag. sickening. i smoke but jesus christ, not for a second do i care what i look like when i do it.
newsflash: people look down on you and see you as a degenerate who is trying hard to look cool.
Great idea, I love it when all my nice clothes smell like smoke.
>>35759863
To a smoker, it doesn't matter what you are wearing when you are smoking. I personally love smoking in a bathrobe because my balls are just dangling free. This is one of the most fedora things I've ever read. Please kill yourself.
Eating addiction is the worst.
Being a fatty is literally 10 times worse than being a skeleton.
i'd say it's just as bad
t. Skelly
Fat guy here. Disagree completely. I would much rather be fat than a skelly. I could kill most skellies with a single punch. Being that weak as a male can't be popular with anyone.
>>35759842
Bro everything I eat just goes in and out cause im skinny
It's that time again
Go to http://www.facesofsuicide.com and bring back someone interesting to the thread
Discuss below
>>35759836
>she killed herself when she was ten
>10
W T F
titcow thread top of the board for 2 days now
>>35759836
Wow all the guys almost had receding hairlines
It's beautiful to see those rednecks on the list all refnecks should die
I've seen a lot of people show devotion to this hammerhead fish. Why is it that they do it, though?
Because she has a rockin' good body.
>>35759855
Does it really matter if she never wears revealing clothes, though?
she's a highly skilled trol whom many admire for her arts
also; hi kaceytron
>Come from Eastern Europe
>parents are devorced
>be 16 at the time
>really emotional
>everybody hates you at school and bullies you
>Get bad grades
>move to Germany to live with your mother
>get even worse
>Have a Step father with anger and drinking problems
>feel like shit all the time because of him
>be forced to live with him for 2 years
>No friends due to poor german skills and too afraid to make any
>only friends are online and they aways make fun of you in a way
>you never get a girlfriend and it doesnt matter how hard you try
>try and perfect your German
>fail
>try to be good at school
>fail
>try to apply for another school because you cant stay in the school you are right now
>get rejected 4 times due to horrible grades
>you try to perfect you german skills but you aways fail no matter what you try
>feel so fucken hopeless and depressed lately
I almost tried to kill myself like five minutes ago in the bathroom with a knot until the whole fear part kicked in. Then i cried my fucken eyes off. I feel like a fucken failure because i cant even get my god damn fucken life straight. Sorry Anons i just dont know what the fuck i am even doing with my life. I need to talk with somebody but i dont really have anyone. I should have died on that fucken Plane.
How old are you now?
If you're below the age of 24 then you got some time to turn your life around
>>35759752
Im not a psychologist so I don't really know what to say to help you.
In my experience its a waste of time any way. People like you are either so fucked beyond repair, that there is no helping them.
Ideally, I would hope you find happiness in this life but if not then no one can really stop you if you want to end it all. Its your life, so you get to decide what you want to do with it.
Bumping with some tech nostalgia
Maybe you could find someone from your country? I can't imagine you are the only one.
Can we just stop pretending we hate tattoos and dyed hair and piercings and stuff on girls?
It's the same shit with the whole "hurrr I hate bipolar and BPD girls!" thing /r9k/ was doing for a few months. It's bullshit. Actually, most of us like bipolar and borderline girls because we're addicted to them, just look at the attention a certain teenage femanon gets on if you don't believe me.
Fact is /r9k/ likes alternative, mentally ill girls who spend time on 4chan. For most of you this is your ideal girl, and even if you pretend she isn't don't even try to lie and say that shit doesn't get your dick hard.
Pic related.
>>35759713
I love the Tumblr aesthetic on girls. Bangs, dyed hair, pale, fragile. Very attractive. Too bad they're so liberal
>>35759713
I'm a fembot and I hate that trashy shit.
But if you like it, more power to you anon.
>>35759713
Projection at its finest.
Just because you like your shitty dirt-tier 3D doesn't mean everybody here does, fag.
Fembots, would you ever date a guy that wasn't smart?
There are two incredibly smart fembots who always have deep discussions about politics or history and I spend most of my time googling terminology or asking questions to keep up.
I'm just too slow to understand and whatever I try to read never sticks. I think I make her laugh so maybe she would look passed me being a dumbass, Is it over for me if I'm not smart?
Just start talking about dicks, since you're an expert on dicks.
>>35759691
Personally, I think it's cute when a guy tries to keep up with me when it's obvious that my IQ > his IQ.
A willingness to learn coupled with a healthy curiosity are the most attractive features I look for in a guy.
>>35759769
I never thought of it that way. I do have a lot of curiosity hence the reason I ask questions all the time. I'm just worried if I ever do date a girl that's vastly smarter than me that I won't be able to have any thought-provoking discussions or be able to challenge her which I think smart people really like to do.
Do you drink bourbon?
Yes, but not with ice in it like a faggot.
Scotch, it's all my non-country has going for it.
No, I mostly drink Scotch or Japanese whisky.
Why are jews so smart bros? It's scary.
Presbyterians have the highest IQ on average. Jews are just really determined
Thousands of years of mandatory literacy, coupled with having to be good with money and bartering because they couldn't own land. The Askhenazi Jew of today is the genetic result of past environment. However, their achievements tend to be more closely linked to a mix of peer pressure and nepotism rather than pure intellectual prowess. Another flipside of that coin, they are at much higher risk for mental illnesses.
You have to be smart to mastermind the destruction of modern society.
What heights are considered girl height, woman height, and man height?
5'9 and 6'2
I would say as long as the man is taller it is "normal" the taller you are up to a point than the girl the better. That point being where you look like an ayylmao
>>35759605
I don't mean dating, I mean the 3 heights in general