>it's a 'girl tries to catch my attention and flirt with me, constantly looks, combs her hair, adjust her clothes and subconsciously mimics my body movements' episode
>it's a 'girl thinks I'm arrogant and not into her when I'm just really a schizoid who has no idea how to maintain a conversation' episode
Fuck my life.
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>>35760656
And mine too
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>>35760765
Fuck off, this is my thread, not yours. Go make your own.
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>>35760779
Nah, I'll just copypaste OP's greentext, so why waste time doing a new thread?
>tfw gave into the temptations and messaged her first
Fucks sake
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>>35760639
You are a beta faggot.
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>>35760639
You fucked up, boy
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>>35760639
Oh shiet m8
>rape/forced nudity scene comes on
>obligated to masturbate
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op you are me
same here every damn time
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>>35760608
we're just hot blooded alpha males who's desires are being repressed by a feminized society
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>>35760676
lmao i'm a girI! but i feel repressed by feminists too ;-;
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>19
>working at a CVS part time
>in the stock room stacking 1 gallon arizona tea that's on sale
>girl from the pharmacy comes into the stock room to throwaway trash
awkward slience
me: "hey, are you going to buy some of this tea? its on sale."
her in a superficial high voice: "oh, yea I love green tea! ill defenitally buy some!"
>she runs out of the stock room
>later she never buys any
wtf did I do wrong
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>holding people to their word
this is why you are autistic.
i bet you believe it when people say "we should hang out sometime" too.
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>>35760546
wtf kind of opening line is that, shes throwing out trash she doesn't want to have a convo about the green tea she isn't going to buy
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>>35760546
Should of just asked her if she likes green tea and had a natural progress of conversation.
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>that friend who you used to play with
>haven't seen him for years
>he probably has a wife and kids now
>or maybe dead
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>friend kills myself
>steam will count all the days he's gone for me
Iife is awful
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>log on to elysium
>add his old ultra unique wow name
>he is fucking online
>log off immediately
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>>35760527
>had one friend I added from some game a long time back
>never talked or played together
>just liked seeing him pop up in the corner every now and then
>looked at the games he played
>then one day some Russian got into my account and delete him
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Well guys in a few months the semester will end. How are your guys doing so far? I'm only taking 2 classes and I feel like I will fail them both. I feel like this will be the year I drop. I'm actually pretty scared. I really don't want to be a wagecuck forever, but I can't even pass my classes.
How many of you guys dropped out of school? Hows life been since you dropped?
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>>35760469
>retailcuck
>see old schoolmates come back through town
>all are about to graduate
>old friend's little brother started his own business
>draining my soul for $9/hr
>some people still ask if I finished school or started a real career
I still fucking hated school and going back terrifies me.
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>>35760469
>be suicidal for 5 years
>still dont have the balls to do it
>have to put up with all the shit while waiting for the day i succeed
>apply for summer internship
>if rejected i can finally kill myself with no regret over the summer
>at interview
>froze up for a solid 5 sec while INTRODUCING myself
>spilt spaghetti left and right
>itsover.jpg
>sudoku imminent
>2 days later
>"Further to our meeting on Wednesday I am happy to confirm that we would like to give the internship for this summer to you."
I'm feeling a little conflicted. The responsibility makes it harder for me to do it. Guess I'll have live it out for another year.
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>>35760850
Hahaha faggot
Good luck man
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I hacked a girls phone in my uni and found a bunch of nudes
She's that quiet/shy/meek type, I was surprised at how lewd the pics were
Should I try and blackmail her?
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>>35760463
>She's that quiet/shy/meek type
>I was surprised at how lewd the pics were
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>>35760463
Women have no logic when it comes to getting blackmailed. Trust me, she'll go straight to the police. You're better off keeping the pics for your wank bank instead of making the sex offender registry.
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>>35760463
No, jeez. Just delete them, don't do stupid stuff.
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what would be the best vegetable or fruit to fire out of a mortar in terms of destructive capability
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>>35760389
CantaIoupe?
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>>35760389
Durians.
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A fucking pumpkin
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>two days ago
>be at disneyland with friendgroup for a birthday
>in line for ride
>girl walks past, turns around, and says "Hey you! You're, um, you're really cute!" and starts walking again
>don't even know what to think, never happened before
>get in line
>see her walking down the line
>fuck.zip
>she says "um.. can I get your phone number?"
>firecrackers going off in my stomach
>give her phone number
>she starts texting me
>she asks to meet me outside of space mountain
>meet her there, start walking
>friend group tailing us incognito, cheering us on
>get on Pirates
>talk a lot, she's nice, cute mannerisms
>get out of ride, go to haunted mansion
>little bit into the ride she asks if i want kids
>I said that would mean I'd need a girlfriend, and that's never gonna happen (I know, I know, cringe)
>She looks at me for a second
>says "Would it be weird if I kissed you right now?"
>say no
>start kissing
>dont stop for the whole ride
>we leave and i walk her to the exit
>holding hands
>get to exit
>we kiss goodbye
>walking back, friends pop from behind a wall scare the shit out of me and say they've been following the whole time, saw it all
>texting her for the past 2 days
I don't even know what I expect from posting this I just want to post it because it's surreal
I... I don't know if I'm a robot anymore
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>>35760354
fucking chad piece of shit get off my board
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>>35760384
first time i kissed a girl anon
i even told her that and she thought it was cute
nowhere near chad
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>>35760354
Why come to our board to brag about what we wI'll never have happen to us chad. Leave now or we will gouge you with our frozen entrails.
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>tfw you think it's a girl but then you find out it's actually a man
good feel
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>>35760330
Is the pic originally related
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>>35760386
>that hand
>that knee
what do you think?
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>>35760386
Of course it is. Did you briefly forget where you were when you posted that?
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>girlfriend said she doesn't want to have sex tonight
Do any other robots know this feel?
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no you normie fuck
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Nope, my dick big af
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>>35760178
welcome to being in a committed opposite-sex relationship, you cuckSPOILER ALERT: She's probably thinking about wanting to fuck some Chad more than she does with you at the moment. Sorry bud.
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How do I get a GF like this, robots?
origamiado
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>>35760150
That looks like a "scene" style from the 00s, so you don't.
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>>35760172
>acting like either of you can be picky
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>>35760150
It can't be done, you need to be a Chad, trust me I know I am single at 19, I am hopeless now
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>short thin young woman
>go anywhere, interact with service people
>"Here you go hun," "What can I get you hun?"
>greet stranger/am greeted - "Hey hun"
>barrage of "sweetheart," etc never ends
why must i suffer? why don't strangers respect me enough to just say miss or ma'am? some do but i get this all the time. on one hand i get people saying i look mad/have rbf, on the other hand people say i'm "adorable" and use these pet names when i don't know them at all
anything i can do?
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>>35760083
idk i'm a guy and this person at a coffee shop called me 'doll' i dont know what the fuck that was about yet. but every since i havent gone back.
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>>35760083
>when patronising short qts is your fetish
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Just be grateful you're not a short thin young man.
It's way worst over here.
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what did they call you at high school?
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they call mecloset
cause i was a big guy
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bump bump bump1
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>>35760040
creep.
orgrgdgse
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>>35760040
They called me potty mouth because I told someone I was getting a porcelain crown
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It's 2017 and people STILL believe in God.
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>anime shit
mmm
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>people meme at me there is an afterlife
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>>35760084
>Can't defend himself with logic
>Has to ad hominem about anime girls