>be me, 19, asexual (and autist)
>don't care about sex
>khv
>never watched porn
>never masturbated
>since middle school be mocked by others almost everyday because I was not interested in sex and didn't know anything about it
>can't socialize with people because they only talk about sex
>be sick of this world when everybody's only obsession is a thing you dont give a shit about, and you even end up getting mocked for it
>decide to go on /r9k/
>everybody is still talking about sex
What do ?
Become monk ?
>>35761900
Same questions here
you seem to fail to see the immense potential within your predicament, for you alone are free of the weakness that rules the lives of all lesser men.
just stop trying to fit in if it's not your thing. find a passion, work to make yourself a better person and be happy that you don't need to worry everyday about trivial shit like everybody else. in the end sex means nothing and you're really not missing out on anything.
>>35762041
I'm interested in a lot of things and already have some passions, but, I don't know what to do with my life
I would like to spend all my days doing what I like to do but I dont know if it's the thing to do. On the other hand I would like to make the world a better place but I feel like it's useless, I feel like people don't deserve it, they are no more evolved than animals, only thinking about their basic primal instincts.
Attention NEETS! Exploit your US citizenship!
I just met a 10/10 icelandic qt3.14 (pic related) on omegle who needs someone to bring her to the us. I'm directing her to this thread now. Say hi! Pay for her flight to the US and help her get citizenship, she will be your loyal qt christian gf!
Why am I doing this? Because I'm not as much of a sucker as you guys!
>>35761863
>Pay for her flight to the US
fuck off
>>35761863
>Christian
I'm not that desperate.
>>35761888
check'd and...
this is a guaranteed gf, you won't be an orbiter... I assume
>Anon what do you mean you oppose the unregulated immigration of hundreds of thousands of undocumented citizens from very different cultures? Do you not want these people to live better lives? Are you perhaps A RACIST?
How do you respond?
it's always the ugly one's who carry the most redflags
really makes me think
>Are you perhaps A RACIST?
Yes. And who's gonna stop me?
Not you roastie, that's for sure.
>>35761846
This gash (male) thinks she even deserves a response. Top kek.
Post a board on 4chan.
If dubs, the post above you may only browse that board for the next 2 days.
>>35761831
Let's see if I get dubs.
>>>/m/
/po/ learn origami
/co/
Try not to become a limp-wristed SJW manchild
Do robots believe in a higher power?
Things have been going so well in life that I am starting to believe in a higher power.
Indeed, by being pious to God throughout my life, He granted me a divine non-wagie ascetic NEET lifestyle that degenerate normies can only dream of. Repent, sinners, and you shall be rewarded.
>>35761761
i don't know
if you asked me 3 years ago i would've said yes, things just kept looking up and up and up but i lost literally everything i care about last year
>>35761761
If by "higher power" you mean some dude who sits up in the sky and writes books, then no
If by "higher power" you mean forces beyond our control or understanding, then yes
Name something you wouldn't want your parents to find.
>>35761757
The pornos
I'm attracted to girls who are 8-13 years old.
>>35761757
"I-i'm not sure Steve."
I had mastered silent crying, but the nights are getting tougher, and a pillow only muffles so much.
How do you do it?
That's the thing, they always hear they just ignore.
>tfw your mom walking in on you crying said her things and left without even acknowledging it
how about not crying?
If you're lonely, why don't you go out and play some Magic The Gathering? It can be a fun and, most importantly, cheap way of spending a friday evening.
>But I don't have a deck!
Most places I see run drafts instead of constructed, so you're fine there.
>But I don't know how to play the game?
If you have literally never played MTG before, check out Magic Duels, a F2P magic game. Basically, all you need to know is the basics of the game. People are usually very helpful if you admit you're new.
>It's too expensive
To do a draft costs around 15-20 Canuckbucks and usually last at least three hours. Not to mention, if you do well, you can get prizes that pretty much pay for your draft. Or, you can open really good cards that you can sell for money.
>I don't know any place that plays magic
http://locator.wizards.com/
>I'm not a nurd tho
Yes you are.
competitions don't ease my loneliness
>>35761670
I like Hearthstone better
>>35761717
Hearthstone a shit
>Be young black man
>Be normal
>Can't pull any girls including black girls because they all want nigger tier thugs
Why must the educated black man suffer? I thought Obama was supposed to make our kind popular?
>>35761630
this the best bait you could come up with?
>>35761784
What bait? Ask any black Anon about this phenomenon and they'll confirm it.
>>35761784
It really is pathetic, but since only /pol/shits would post crap like this, it's not surprising that OP is bad at it
I would just want a good cry and a hug, but i will never get it
We'll all make it anon, we'll all find somebody to hug us.
>>35761600
Why don't you just pay a hooker to step on your balls, then hug you?
>>35761600
I fantasized about this every night for years. It finally happened two months ago and it was exactly like I imagined. 10/10
Don't lose hope, Anonymous.
why do girls moan during masturbation even when they're alone?
>>35761590
They don't. Whoever told you they do is probably having a giggle rn.
>>35761618
i do sometimes, if i use my vibrator and it starts feeling really good. i can get kinda sensitive.
People make more noise the later they start masturbating. Those of us that started as children/teens are quiet because we had to hide from family members.
does anyone remember that dime that was super hot but she was into ageplay? like she had a coloring book and stuff
bumping with raven
I never considered Franklin Roosevelt hot
>>35761561
You try to derail but I will turn the other cheek my friend
>>35761533
>dime
Haven't heard that since the 00s
When did "cuck" come to mean "anyone who doesn't share my violently racist views"? Just because I'm not a white nationalist stormfag doesn't mean I want to see my girlfriend get fucked by black men.
>>35761501
Yes you do, cuck.
>>35761501
A cuck is a man who likes to watch his woman be fucked by another man or men. Thus in the metaphor is means a man that basically sucks the dick of blacks or muslims.
if you didn't conquer your territory, and/or you exist (also) within territories that you have not conquered without the chief concern of discovering how to conquer them, and/or you do not maintain your conquered territories from ALL others, you are cuck
>tfw your dad smacks your butt
>being a huge fucking faggot
>tfw your dad won't talk to you
>>35761491
Are you a girl? How often does your dad smack your butt?
Could I get /r9k/'s opinion on The Incredible Hulk?
Can you please tell me how this vid makes you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBOWx43wyY&t=2s
>>35761488
>opinion on The Incredible Hulk?
I like the Hulk, recent adaptions of him have been rather lackluster. But thats because he's an old character and concept thats had his run, but still cool.
>how this vid makes you feel?
Autisticly jelous, in a "god I wish that were me" type way.
Growing up he was always my favourite. I liked the run of writing where Banner was cold and aloof, emotionally numb. There were about 5 different permutations of the Hulk as well.
>>35761488
Good stuff. I like the idea of a superhero who is literally just a walking disaster waiting to happen.
>>35761791
Same on the jelous part. No clue why, maybe just the thought of being bigger and stronger than life and goining on a rampage with it.