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>>35764410
>paying to skip a lecture
Top pip

My professor brought wine to class yesterday for a class party even though this is in america and we're a dry campus. Definitely got buzzed.

>>35764410
Even if you're skipping class it's none of your professor's business though

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to me it sounds like either astral projection or some form of dissociation

but I'm no expert

>>35764400
>when I was watching TV

I'd like to clarify on this. It was the exact same feeling as the sensation of my room expanding to a massive size, but I would just look at a character on the screen and stare, and the more I started it was almost like I could resize the TV screen, imagining it to be the size of my phone and then imagining it to be as big as a movie theater screen. I'd also be imagine how small the people look on the screen and get wigged out and think about the actual size of a person.

Basically everything feels disproportionate and not right.


This is as best as I can describe it.

>>35764465
I've had an OBE and it wasn't like that, but I guess it is close to a form of dissociation.

>>35764400
Sounds like it could be some variation of sleep paralysis.

>Make a list with all the visible birthdays. Also, find out hers.
>The intranet of our university has a default password consisting of your birthday plus 2 digits of your identity card number.
>Try to get into her account with her birthday and trying 100 times for the remaining two digits. I must restart my browser every 5 attempts. Nothing.
>Try to do the same with all the people from FB. I get in about 30% of the time.
>Don't use a proxy in the same way I won't use a condom when I fuck her. Also, I don't know what it is.
>English course ends.

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>Now that I know her schedule I meet her several times a week. We get to know each other despite not having FB.
>I also triangulate her address from a FB photo but I don't use it.
>She's very insecure. Also, she's not so "pure" because she's dating her 4th bf and she's only 19.
>She breaks up with her bf I get her number when I offer to pick her up after she twisted her ankle.
>Once we start texting, everything flows very quickly and we end up meeting to watch Shutter Island. It's been 1.5 years of hard work!

>Start dating "officially". She's even more unstable than I expected. She cuts herself. She provokes me constantly and since I'm a beta, I do nothing.
>She has formidable boobs that I suck fondly.
>She insults me for not answering her stupid texts from 4:00am.
>She blocks my phone after just 11 days for no reason and we don't meet in months.

2017. Haven't found anyone else. My work follows the same pattern of college, sausage fest.
I've never felt comfortable with a woman again.
Redpilled af
I've fapped to pic related 1000 times.
She never let me go beyond her waist.
Only can get to fuck hookers.

>>35764369
>>35764409
This is an interesting story. She sort of reminds me of myself.

>>35764369

Interesting story reminds me of my own situation. Mine started out with annoyance at a girl but I found all her social media and blogs and found out she had a tragic past. I went full daddy mode then and helped her with projects and stuff. I never got with her and our course ends soon.

Do women ever appreciate the lengths men go to stalk them.

>>35764343
I die on the inside, knowing I'll never experience it.

I don't get mad because I used to know people who were in a relationships and they were always jealous of me being single and able to do whatever I wanted with my time and money

>>35764343
I do. Sometimes.
It especially hard hitting in the winter time and around sping and summer.
So basically almost year round.
Last december, closing in on christmas time, I was going to IKEA to buy some stuff.
The two floors I walked through were like a haunted maze of feels. Almost like a attraction at the fair, just existing to make me feel miserable.
So many couples, planing on their time together, buying things, looking forward living togehter.
Yet I'm a 31yo khv whou couldn't get hard in a brothel early 2016.

>>35764544
And their opinion would take an one-eighty the very moment they actually get to be single.
I wouldn't pay any mind to those statements. Pure bullshit, imo.

your suppose to go out meet new people. i know that feel...

dunno, I only work. money is my friend

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Uh, you don't get to bring friends

originalbane?

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>>35764291
I'm coming into this thread to share my rare pepe stock, I made them by myself. I want to release a few into the market so that I can make them rare, limited edition. Do not distribute

>>35764291
You shoulda sucked her dick, big boy

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>>35764346
More rare pepes coming up. This one is a choose your own colour one. Very pristine

>>35764284
TANZANIA

>>35764284
TANZANlA

>>35764284
TANZAIA

No, she's not an Olympic weightlifter, fatty.

>>35764271
Shut the fuck up. You're a 30 year old, obese, neckbeard living with your mom. Stop trying to be "cute" you pathetic sack of shit.

I-I wanna go up too please nee-chan...!

>>35764260
You have to go back

Reeeeee

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I used to
Now look at me

omg is that teresa mary palmer? she was in my eye but now she's a whore, thanks op

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>>35764213
Do you have to wear a mask now?

>>35764249
Does it look like I have to wear a mask?

>>35764213
why? Did you got jewed by US dentists that told you that you absolutely have to remove them?

>>35764108
I hope you're prepared to poop out that entire jar of peanut butter.

>>35764108
How did you even open your mouth wide enough?

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>>35764108
peanut butter is digusting, you should've eaten nutella instead
>when will fatbots learn

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>>35764096

Who cares?
Fuck off.

commentnotorigional suckmydick

>/r9k/ makes a fake chad tinder account to troll women
Someone may as well confess who did it

>>35764096

Based tinder chad standing up for us

>>35764092
Which card, desu?

>>35764092
>steal pokemon cards
>sell them back to original owner a few at a time to avoid suspicion

I must have done it 4 or 5 times to the same kid in my special ed class. He even asked if I stole them from him. I swore that I didn't and he bought them despite being suspicious. Good times.

I used to love yu-gi-oh but my cards got burned when my parents found out about the secret commandments that said thou shalt not allow thy autistic son to like things. Strange how I still miss them all these years later.

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>>35764173
I never traded anything for pokemon cards back in school even though I saw it happening all the time. I was very careful with my cards ever since a neighbor kid stole a gengar card.
I did make fake cards out of cut out paper during elementary school with video game characters on them, and I had around 10 or so kids that would actually ask me to make cards for them.

>>35764065
i dont speak tortilla, what does mayate mean?

>>35764065
I can't wait for the deporting. Then blacks can take back all the crack dealing jobs

Also Margate is an old term. They use mayugo now

Don't make fun of Latinos, I don't think you know how dependent our real estate market is on their home builder labor.

Imagine if they were all deported and Americans took their construction jobs - they would unionize and demand $15 per hour starting.

why the fuck aren't the letters aligned properly in that picture op take this fucking thread down and post it with a better picture.

also noone cares about your shit we're all like you, the world sucks already and we're the lowest of the low.

>>35764959
this guy back again

OP let me get this straight,

>has a phone
>has a bedroom
>has so many clothes that they're everywhere
>goes to school

wow op, you've really got a hard fucking life.


how about you clean yourself up a little, eat right, sleep right. find something you enjoy and go for it

>>35765178
>its another there are people better off than you so you can't be depressed post