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u mean 420chan?

>>35768077
I think so, yeah

But she was fucked up in the head pretty bad so might be dead by now, her dad raped her or something while her mom watched

Some bad shit

>>35768077
She Was a mod there

>>35767945
Their hair and skin is ugly desu, plus the big dick meme is a lie

>>35767983
just kidding im not even a women like 100 percent of the other "fembots" here. black people arent ugly desu

>>35767945
Brown skin is disgusting, they smell weird, they're all ghetto trash, their culture is trash, and I'm a lesbian.

robot is back, traps and gay is everywhere.

dont come.

>>35768042
why is misogyny the center of all conversations? It use to be pretty general discussion.

>tfw moot deleted it and I never came back

>>35767887
they have a civil war going on right now fellow gentleman, r9k has changed

>>35767842
I've done this, ashamed to admit.

>>35768117
I had a male nurse knock on the bathroom door once looking for my schizophrenic roommate. It was horrifying (especially because they could just open the door).

Couldn't do it. Even with all the hot anorexic girls.

>>35767841
not play world of fucking cuckcrack that's for fucking sure.

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Be a transgender

If they continue hating, just accuse them of racism and being a bunch of nazims desu

>>35767841
hypothetically, a whole lot more than a robot whose family cherishes him could do, because the latter would be worried about appearances, expectations, trusts, etc.

>>35767738
Conservatives are going around the world invading every Brown country. They then complain about the results of their invasions

>>35767858
My country never had a colony in any part of the globe. Why are pakis taking over?

>>35767738
No you dumb science denier we are one race the human race, human metrics and close examination of emergent characteristics of ethic groups as a result of isolated populations developing in different parts of the world is ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN and will be PEER REVIEWED into the FUCKING DIRT by the (((Scientific community)))

You're just ignorant.

>>35767702
RCs made me schizophrenic lol

>>35768103
shitsux, get well soon

>>35768205
Thats not how it works you retard.

>>35767609
quality mixtape from soul

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>>35767609
I'm just sad. I haven't been happy about anything for so long. Not even companionship could fix it. Even as a toddler, I cried all the time. I'm just a sad person, that's just who I am.

>>35767609
I lost the will to wait to die again.
I started a new plan

STOP FLAPPIN YER GUMS

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>>35767515
To test your resolve to be the best girl(male) you can be. You sound like you're doing well, dear anon.

>>35767515
Do your female friends tend to like you romantically? (I probably would)

>tfw dick is so pathetic the cum just dribbles out

>>35767566
do kegels and reverse kegels m8

>>35767511
>Masturbating in your kitchen
wew

I can't kill myself, I'm hopeful for the future

by which I mean "I'm hopeful that in my lifetime some amazing form of realistic escapism will exist that will let me spend all my time in an idealistic fantasy"

I will be an early adopter of the VR that plugs into your brain

>>35767505
>tfw too smart to kill myself.

Too much of a hedonist/masochist to kill myself.

>>35767580
This, exactly this. It will happen in our lifetime

don't worry. in a few months she'll cheat on you and you'll be back. im not a khv but ive reverted even harder into my robot ways and haven't spoken to a non-relative female in 3 years.

Good shit anon. Great moves. Keep it up. .

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It's always funny when a faggot thinks they aren't a robot just because they got a gf.

You were born into this, OP. You can try to hide you head in the sand but that won't change anything. Some people weren't meant to be happy. It's a painful lesson we all learn eventually. Deep down inside you'll know. It might be small things at first. You have to come to terms that you are so different from everything around you.

Mushrooms helped me come to terms with it. I felt an absolute sense of separation and disconnection to everyone else. It's strange because we can see them, touch them, and even be hurt by them. Try as we may there is no way to bridge the gulf. It's almost like we aren't real.

>>35767435
>Should I just quit ASAP?

no. makinw $13 is better than $0. Get the $18 job before you quit. Verify how many hours you will be getting.

>>35767457

45-50 a week

Not an original comment

>>35767435

Get the whole story first, before you quit your job for that one. In my line of work, I get offers from competing employers all the time offering """""more""""" money. If you ask the right questions, you find out that you will never get promoted and they will make you work 25% more hours for 15% more money (salary).

>2017
>still listening to political opinions on youtube

>>35767448

anotha meteor hayter. welcum abord

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>>35767425
no idea who this guy is but still enjoy these posts

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Oreginale

You just gotta practice by talking to dozens of strangers every day bro. Put yourself out there.

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I didn't see that mouse at first and I'm really happy that it didn't turn out to be gore