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>>35768629
>that kid who got pansed and wasn't wearing any underwear

>that kid who pulled his pants down all the way when using the urinal

>>35768629

>that kid who had medical issues and pissed and/or shit his pants every single day

>>35768610
First time I got laid for real I was so scared about her seeing the moobs and run away in disgust but she didn't really care at all. Self esteem is still shit tho

>>35768610
Your funeral sweetheart

I warned you I was a fat sack of shit, so don't start bitching at me if you expected something different.

I'm not a ripped muscle bound Chad. Never have been, never will, babe.

>>35768561
Assertiveness, confidence, ambition, strength, independence.

>>35768561
possibly cheesy/normie answer but here we go

>strong-willed, strong enough to protect the people he loves
>makes the right choices even during tough times
>selfless
>provides for his family

>Strong of mind and spirit
>Good logical thinking skills
>Community minded and charitable to those who deserve assistance
>Family oriented and caring of those close to him
>Willing to make sacrifices for those close to him, his community and his nation and any other groups he belongs to and feels close to.
>Deeply flawed

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originagololi

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>>35768468
Turn to Jesus, anon. Memes are a cheap substitute for the love of the Lord.

>>35768408
If she looked like that, maybe. But 99% of black girls look like apes.

>>35768408
Im not attracted to negroid features nor their skin colour. I've also heard that their pussy really smells, even if not true, it's stuck in my head now and makes me feel slightly sick

>>35768803
>their pussy really smells
So does your smegma covered virgin peepee

Late 20s when all their friends have gotten married and settled down

>>35768389
Pfft like most of them ever figure it out

Early 20s after bachelors or late 20s like others pointed out.

Sad thing is that I fell in love with my best friend but we live far away from each other.

>>35768343
Sounds like a meme
Lsd is fine

>>35769152
>Lsd is fine

If you actually knew what you were talking about you'd know it's far from fine, even with people who have no mental illnesses in the family. It takes the right ingredients for something like LSD to ruin your entire life. Read the book if you want to find out how.

>>35768343
I experimented with mixing DPH and acid and holy fuck was that a weird time.

>>35768304
you should try downloading pc cleaner. it cleans all the junk from your computer very legit trust me

>>35768304
9gag and le' eddit are good places to start friendo

This is what I get for thinking autists would be anything but useless.

>>35768270
Taylor Swift was dominated by a black man so I doubt think she would let him. I think Carly Rae did. She only recently fucked a black man

>>35768270
those arent the same guys you racist

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>this guy exists
why even live

>>35768223
>Girlfriend

You can fuck right off.

>>35768223
Real estate tax is a nightmare rn my friend.

>>35768230
She's just some girl from my neighborhood, I'm not bragging or anything?

This, it got like 20 replies in a minute.
Just another proof that women can't be fembots, not that we aren't very aware of that fact already.

Such a "i can relate to the boyz tfw so lonely tfw no bf"

"I'll be you-"

"fuck off nerd" thread

>>35768201
Please delete this thread. You are giving her exactly what she wants; ATTENTION!

>>35768174
yes. for your own sake, just fucking stop.
jesus man

>>35768174
Continue, but only if you document it.

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>>35768192
Yes
>>35768193
no.
Leave it be, OP. This is the time to stop

>relationship
>texting girls
*who else here is a normie and should get out right now
ftfy

>>35768164
this is dumb, you're dumb, GTFO

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>>35768198
>relationship

Hahaha, just my fuck buddy.

>>35768150
how do i measure the frequency of my voice though

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>>35768284
being this insecure

pathetic

>>35768284
there are apps for that friend

>>35768031
Post more plants.

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>>35768070

My lithops

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My Echeveria lilacina flower stalk