smartphone was a mistake
>>35771470
do you really want normies making awkward small talk with you because they have nothing else to do?
>>35771470
>technology was a mistake
You're just a fucking loser mate
FUCKING PRINT NEWS WHEN I WAS A KID WE HAD TO TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE WE RODE THE WAGON IN TO TOWN TO SELL CROPS
>people are passive aggressive towards you without reason
>>35771460
its because you are a fucking white male
>>35771526
But i'm not, I have brown skin
>Perceiving actions as passive aggressive
>Not realizing all aggression is rooted from feelings of incompetency or insecurity
>Not adopting a pseudo mindset of superiority to all
Any one here always forever alone on their bday?
>>35771419
>attractive teen with nice hoodie
fuck off
>>35771419
Yeah. I really don't mind it at all. I forgot it was my birthday last year until my dad texted me and reminded me. I wouldn't mind a nice gf lazy day birthday
yes, haven't spent one with anyone for years.
>write one or two pages
>write one page
>>35771401
>assigned to write one or two pages
>write three pages instead
>>35771401
>write one to four pages
>write six+ pages of explicit, in-depth material with absolutely no filler
>still get A's
>teachers love me
>why? Why do you love me? I'm trying to make your life harder you bitch
Too bad can't do that sort of shit in college
Ahhhh.... I truly A, an edgy, beautiful devil who is also sexy and very smart! All the ladies will crowd my cock once they realize how unhappy they are with Chad McRad, and realize that I have bee not their one true love all along.
>>35771401
>instructor gives us an assignment
>i forget to do it yet again
>study for a test
>"oh it won't be over this chapter we aren't done with, it should only cover these 2 chapters we completed"
>test is mainly over that chapter we haven't even completed
It's Saturday and I've got nothing to do. I get suicidal when I'm Up to nothing. Give me objectives anons
>>35771390
learn something new
>>35771390
Set out to beat a new video game
>>35771910
I'm out of money for new videogames
What kind of woman is more intimidating: a skinny one or a thicc one?
pic unrelated. shes neither.
>>35771355
i'd fuck her dogggy naw meen
>>35771355
>yea, my dog is socially awkward
>>35771355
it is a cruel world we live in that I can't fuck her
>Com'eer boy... I can smell those dark desires in your heart, and I need a new master
>don't be scared, take my leash and give me an order. Tell me to kill, to rape, to fuck, to maim, or to destroy, anything or anyone and I'll do it.
>I'll do anything you ask of me like the loyal dog I am
>Now Master... What is your first order for me?
How do you react?
>>35771298
>Smoking
Dumped.
>>35771423
He'd quit if you told him too.
>>35771298
My first order - Jesus man put on some clothes. You look nasty as fuck even to a faggot like me.
Second order - Fuck my ass and call me Susan
eted to many candys and now tummy hurts
Interesting prose. It brought me aesthetic delight.
>>35771289
wot candys u eat anun?
>>35771383
jeley banes and gomi bares
Where my black niggas at?
Talkto me.
Why you here nigga?
I'm at a bad spot right now.
Also how ofter do you say nigga?
i dont think youre black
t.black
>>35771302
Youre right im not
With truth I used to say bistre.
But with closer inspections im closer to #6b480a.
Though I cant find a name for it
Imagine failing so hard romantically that you resort to becoming a tranny or a homosexual to cope with loneliness.
>>35771267
Nah, I'm protected by the conviction that I'm simply unlovable.
I don't have to imagine it, buddy
>>35771267
Imagine failing so hard romantically that you resort to hating them for it.
Allah wills that you check these dubs
>>35771258
Allah is a false God. Praise Jesus instead.
Oh shit. Straight up crusades going down in here
>>35771258
Fuck allah
if a race war happens I will smile while mowing down muzzies
you fucks better hope the ZOG doesn't fall
I'll put your mom on her knees before I blow her brains out
fuck your backward cult
you bastards should have been wiped out long ago
How's depression, /r9k/?
Do you think you have hope of leading a normal life?
>>35771231
i think so
once i get some income, some autonomy, ill have more confidence
>>35771231
i dunno
i ache dully 24/7
I was/am depressed during my formative years so I don't have a personality and will never be able to get a successful job
Hey guys, I like ASMR videos from a girl that has 54k subscribers and used to get around 10k-30k views per video but not gets around 7k-14k. She usually does videos with different anime girls as waifus.
I wanted to request that she make a video about a gorgeous young seductress who seduces a young adult prince into marriage. It would be kind of like Margaery Tyrell from Game of Thrones seducing Tommen. It wouldn't be vulgar or explicitly sexual. She would compliment his potential as a provider, compliment him on his masculinity, complment him on his competence and handsomeness. She would also highlight how she would dance for him, massage him, happily bear the children of such a great man, cuddle with him for his warmth and how safe he makes her feel, and how she would "please" him. This all without being vulgar or sexually explicit.
The girl seems like a Tumblrina so it might be hard to reach her because she might think it has "problematic" undertones and she might not like the idea. She also wants to write her own scripts so I'll just propose the idea.
How do you think I could convince her to do the idea? I could say it's the woman seducing the man and wrapping him around her finger (Which is true) so it's not "problematic" and Game of Thrones has feminist credentials. I could also mention how her audience would love it and she will run out of ideas and her recent videos have dropped in viewers so she might do it.
So what do you think?
That's the gayest fucking thing I've ever heard.
>>35771157
asmr is not meant meant for you to jerk off
fuck off.
>>35771176
Pretty hetero actually.
>be 23
>play tf2
>hear 10-year-olds on the mic
>>35771141
>be 37
>play tf2
>hear you on the mic
>Be 18
>People think I'm 54 over mic due to my monotone voice
Feels fucking nice, btw bullying young Mexicans in TF2 is really damn fun
>>35771141
>be 24
>have a tumblr
>see posts talking about Dr. Who, Harry Potter, stupid crap like that
>"oh, it must be pre-teen and high school girls"
>mfw it's all 20-30 year old fat women
First impression of my sister /r9k/?
>>35771128
she's been through more than 8 miles of black cock
>>35771128
I want to rail her
>>35771128
would have never acknowledge my existence in HS tbqhonest.