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>>35772063
Y tho

Original nigger slayer comment

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>>35772063
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfW5XVyHnCg

Well why dear friend, elaborate tell me your pain

Get on omegle video.

don't even have fake friends.

>>35772127
>outcasts
>socialize with me on intense 1 on 1 video :^)

i wish people like you were dead

Do you guys want to hear a man get killed by a bear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQ

>>35772023
>tfw a fully shaven cute boy will never say that to me

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>>35772023
Ebin post :^))))

but why dont you check these digits first

>>35772021
>I will buy you things and give you money
If you're just gonna buy one, you might as well get one of the higher quality whores from reddit

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>>35772021
I'll be your internet gf but you don't have to buy me things. I'll talk to you and whatnot.
no lewd things though

>>35772043
Fuck off, you're probably a trap or something trying to hide your cock.

>>35771992
>le aliums meme
fuck off with your ayy lmao shit.

>>35771992
I'm sure there's aliens that can access 4chan hive mind. I doubt they would waste time to post.

Imagine an alien 4chan where they post using their brains

>>35772116
This is the alien 4chan. It doesn't have anything to do with the real world

Funny, I've been wondering the same thing for awhile. Been trying to find the easiest, hassle free method.

Get a new girl as distraction. Or possibly even explore your gay side if thats an option.

Either case better than Xanax.

>>35771967
>>35771990
I have a Xanax prescription for panic attacks. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to read about the symptoms of panic or anxiety and tell your doctor you have them.

For real though, Xanax doesn't feel as good as alcohol. It just makes me feel really chill and sleepy and hungry. If you're just looking to escape your troubles I'd hit the liquor before ever going through the trouble of faking a disorder to get a Xanax prescription... just not worth the effort.

>>35771962
I wish I had a gf that beautiful.

>>35771962
Take out your dick you big slab of imitation girl, daddy wants to make you squirm.

The girls who look like that in my school are in gay kids club for kids who's parents threw them out of the house for being a degenerate mistake. Every time I walk by the room all I hear is unintelligible shrieking and moaning. What's even worse is the Anime club is right next door so it's essentially the worst ear rape every Tuesday after school.

Pics of feet and pussy

How are you forever alone if men want you?

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I REALLY DONT CARE IF YOURE A SMELLY NEET, I WANT A BOYFRIEND AND ALL I HAVE IS DISCORD REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35771909
This was the last bionicle I got. man I miss these things.

>>35771909
I played that one video game of theirs that was on ps2. don't really remember much about it

>>35771956
I got a bionicle game on 360 when it first released, played a bit of it and then traded it in for viva pinata
I don't know why, I was having fun I just wanted viva pinata

>>35771820
I'd put the end closer to the end of the decade

>2007-08 financial crisis
>June 2007: debut of iPhone
>November 2008: election of Obama

>>35771820
Damn I remember those planters cheese balls. I love those thingd

>>35771970
Me also to be honest family

>>35771703
I've actually been told I'm on the spectrum, but I have a normal life and a family

>>35771703
>We're all autistic I'm just the first to admit

Kanye West

When you're born.

This is what autism looks like. There's nothing wrong with you robots, you're just bigger attention whores than Stacy.

https://youtu.be/BcuZ3C9Q3Jg

>work at callcenter
>on phone all day
>mean customer demands something I can't do
>tell him I can't do it and apologize
>"yeah well you sound like you don't have sex very often."
>hangs up on me

how did he know

>>35771734
It's in your voice. The more sex you have the more sex frequency your voice acquires. Only people who have normal amounts of sex can hear this frequency.

>>35771734
Confirmation bias. He says that to everybody, eventually he would say it to a virgin. You have untrue shit said to you all the time, but you only remember instances of true shit.

>r9k
kys faggot

>>35771721
That wasn't very nice of you, Anon.

This server is cool.

On a scale of 10. I'd say 9

>>35771525
> keeps secrets

Kek so if you keep secrets You're automatically a beta.Seems legit.

>>35772505
Nice unconscious cognitive bias you have there. You'll ignore the whole picture for that, even though you know it means 'living your life in secret.' Very typical of a beta male.

>>35771484
Find a woman and shag her senseless

>>35771592
>find a woman
how and why and where
when
>shag
microdick
>senseless
unlikely

>>35771484
>>35771484
I paid one of my good friends 265 dollars to blow me and swallow.

Too expensive desu, worth maybe 150.

We still hang out, nothing has changed. Only now she has a nintendo switch and I got a blow job