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Most white chicks don't want to date me. The Japanese chicks seem to like me though. How come?
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They don't like you; they're just too nice to outright reject you.
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>>35772920
japanese women are queens of the friendzone, how do you attract them?
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>>35772920
Japanese expats or 2nd gen immigrants?

>tfw no qt Jap gf

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>tfw she friendzones you but hints that you may still have a chance if she's no longer in a relationship
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dont fall for it anon
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>>35772900
>talking to women
How and why? Please explain.
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>>35772900
Bounce. The "there is a possibility" statement is a bag of horseshit. Unless she / she(boi) lives on an isolated island, you will be seen as a lesser.

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For all you disillusioned younguns.
>degree
>what you thought you'd be doing right now when you were in school
>what you're actually doing

>math
>working and not being depressed
>not working and being depressed
Anyone else see the cliff coming but go headfirst anyways?
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No one else is dealing with this shit?
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I want to give that taurus demon some of my gold pine resin
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>>35773246
she's my favorite of the set but they're all good.

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So we've got about ~20-30 years until robots take over. Is your job safe?
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>>35772856
seeing as my job is to fuck ops mom then ya im safe nobody can her this dick like i can
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>>35772877
I dunno, I bet a sexbot with a massive ribbed black cock could do quite a bit better than your scrawny 6 incher
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I'm thinking about going to law school so probably. Prospects are grim regardless

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Any other robots know the feeling of ejaculating deep inside your girlfriend?
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>>35772799
Man of dubs, I've never known this feel
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>>35772799

Dear Normal Fag,

nice bait.

now get out

Sincerely,

A 29 year old kiss-less virgin
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>>35772799
If you do that you're not a robot. I thought this was made clear.

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>thirsty, uncle anon?
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>>35772780
Ill have your milk.
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>>35772780
Nah not really. I want to go home
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Fuck it, please give me a direct link.
I feel lonely tonight.

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This girl allegedly rejected Elliot Rodger. Would you rate her as a 10/10?
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>>35772778
Around 7.5/10 I guess. I prefer redheads
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Probably 7.5 as well. Tits are too small to be 10/10, in my personal opinion.
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>>35772873
Kate Upton is the best bikini model

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PSA: If you drink milk with ice in it then you're a godless heathen. That is all.
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Who the fuck drinks milk with ice in it? Speak up. Now.
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>>35772770
Sadly there are people that do, and it's disgusting.
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I always liked how it looked since it seemed refreshing, but if you're going to give in to those kinds of carnal pleasures you may as well be fucking goats at covens in the middle of the woods.

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I just spent the past 3 hours with a nice german grill sipping wine and talking music, politics, and philosiphy next to an open fire under the stars.
>mfw I didn't reveal my power level
>mfw she said she loves my music playlist
>mfw she wants to spend more time together
>mfw I realized it's not a dream this time

It feels good, man
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>>35772741
I'd date one for the accent alone.
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>>35772741
Was her name Ariane?
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>>35772741
You're dreaming Anon. Wake up

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>Looks
>Status
>Money
> Height
These four principles are the key to getting respect, women and having an enjoyable stress free life as a man. If you notice, two of these categories are unmalleable factors(looks and height). They also play into the other factors and resources go to those who were blessed in those two categories(ie. 80% of ceos being tall, more attractive people being thought of in a better light in nearly all aspects than less attractive people )This is why life is a scam and you were doomed from conception.
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>>35772730
>height
>guy is clearly a manlet
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>>35772730
I have looks height and status
I'm not good with money since i spend it on dumb shit like sports cars and stuff

I'd say life is pretty easy
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>>35773692
>claims to have status
>doesn't have money

Underageb&

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How easy is it to get on the deep web if you're retarded? Can I do it off my phone I'm poor and can't afford a computer and I just want cheap drugs once in awhile. Do you get ripped off a lot?
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>>35772712
A moron could do it. Staying anonymous onthere is a different story. As for getting ripped off, I wouldn't know; I hear some sellers like AlphaBay are legit, but I that's just what I've heard. Could have been someone shilling.
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>Download tor browser
>Disable javascript
>Don't download virii

there, you're on the """darknet."""

Buying bitcoins / tumbling BTC / managing PGP / dealing with drop addresses is the "hard part." If you don't know what those acronyms mean, go to /r/darknet_markets or something & lurk
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>>35772744
What do you mean stay anonymous? Like to stop getting arrested?

>>35772777
I'm on a phone does that still apply?

Also nice dubs and trips

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damned whores
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>>35772693
GOD DAMN WHOOOOORES
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>FB_IMG
damned normalfags
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>>35772693
Fucking wwhhhoooOOOOORREEEES

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Drunk at a bar. Dubs decides what I do.
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get a uber and go home safe, loser.
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>>35772711
/Thread

Way to ruin the fun
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paypal me $40 and then buy yourself a nice drink

pls i need money

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Elliot Rodger was crazy for killing himself when his family is rich as fuck
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>>35772644
But he was 22 years old and never even kissed a girl. What was he supposed to do?
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Why did he not just fuck a prostitute and get it out of his system so he could get over himself and work on being likable and not a retard?
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>>35772662
He is rich. He can date golddiggers

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>you were the groups funnyman
>the jokester
>the jester
>the clown
>everyone laughed anytime you implied you were going to try to be academic
>no friends and a dropout now
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>>35772615
UNCLE MAGICCCCC
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>>35772615

all real comedians have had fucked depressing lives

everyone I know who is unfunny has had everything handed to them and has always been happy
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>>35772766
This is very true. Comedy is what happens when a person faces a serious dilemma. He doesn't have the skills or capability to win, but he gives it his level best anyway and hilarity ensues. Comedy is hope when hope is unreasonable. If you have hope, you can laugh about your fucked up situation because you believe it can get better if you try. Like Chris Rock said: "Comedy is the blues for people that can't sing".

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