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>>35774704
Uncensored JAV
>inb4 some turbofaggit says traps

>>35774704
Netorare of course

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>>35774736
Any particular JAV fetish?
I used to be into bukkake and gokkun
>>35774756
What's that anon-y?

>>35774696
>tfw all humans get the most enjoyment in their life pre 25

>>35774720
....really....what the fuck happens if i get no enjoyment before 25?

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>>35774820
>....really....what the fuck happens if i get no enjoyment before 25?
I'll find out next year anon.

>>35774691
>TFW in a robot discord
>TFW its your only connections to real people

>>35774691
It's the new IRC.
>plentyoffish
>>ooooh everrybody join
>okcupid
>>oooh same creators and everthing but lets join
>myspace
>>lets join facebook leave it behind even tho same thing
They always go see what's new. Like a kid at high school following the new style. IRC is sooo last week.

it's the newest mode of communication for filthy frank watching, overwatch playing, memespouting 16 year olds
of course everything they touch would be cancer

She has makeup my friend. You just have a taste that's evolved past whore

>>35774676
dude she has like 3 layers of makeup on.. but i guess guys can't really see it. even so, how the fuck can't you see the lip gloss and maskara

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>>35774676
Taylor is legitimately more attractive when not caked in that shit

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>>35774672
I just miss how simple and silly they were :'(

>>35774672
normalfags and their retarded children ruined internet.

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>tfw have rare stockpile of ancient memes but nobody to share them with because leddit made them uncool

If we're lucky.

>The world will literally die, and you still won't have gotten laid

>>35774683
This.
We can only hope, OP.

>>35774669
that kind of speedy conclusion will require some serious catastrophe like global nuclear war or massive cosmic object collisions

Yea kinda same here
>did a decent amount of suckin n fuckin in highschool
>had a job, decent car
>weighed about 130(I'm 5'6) and in p good shape
>start dating a girl
>car accident, get shit car and shittier job
>depression sets in along with steady drug use
>lose 15 points
>grow hair long as fuck and look like a drugged up Jesus
>I no longer have the desire or drive it takes to interact with people
>Just kinda want to build gundam models, whack off, and booze/get stoned

>>35775101
are you me

orignail post is not iregano

>high school
>basically autistic at the beginning
>somehow acquire weirdo autismal friends
>11th grade
>decide these people are too weird and boring and dramatic
>random guy from one of my classes who has always been nice to me reaches out to me
>asks me to help him with some theatre project
>agree
>turns out he's really cool
>introduces me to his friends
>essentially the "popular" crowd at my high school though none of them thought of themselves that way
>went to parties, smoked weed, drank, etc.
>pretty rapidly become one of them
>they all take to me very well
>often talk about stuff that happened before i was friends with them and react with surprise to the fact that i wasn't around for it
>become full normie by graduation time
>go to college
>keep it up
>make stoner friends
>live in a big house with all of them for years
>girls genuinely ask me for sex, i only "pursue" one of them (oneitis, i suppose)
>life continues to be grand
>graduate
>move to another city for graduate school
>suddenly realize i no longer know how to make friends
>everything is different now
>spent most of my time alone
>back to imageboards i mostly forgot about
>only a few people who i can even hang out with
>23 and it's all slipping away

i don't know how to stop this
i can feel myself turning back into this autistic shell of a human

prove its you.

I bet this is going to be one of those things, and I shouldn't even have posted this.

>>35774660
>one of those things
what kind of things?

>>35774677

I'll tell you if you prove its you.

I'd be OK with being roofied just to see

>>35774583
f/m? curious

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>>35774547
I once drugged my gf by making her a soup containing almost 4 grams of magic mushrooms mixed in.

She has never used any sort of mind-altering substances her entire life up to this point and ended up nearly having a panic attack while I had to hold her and convince her she was alright. I didn't want her to call the hospital or her parents because I didn't want them to find out I drugged her. I didn't know it'd backfire like that.

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>>35774521
>tfw surrounded by nice ass at work

this is torture, asking a girl out is too much for me

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>feel when miss working in fast food because of all the 16-18 yo qts everywhere

I make nearly 20 trump credits an hour at my new job but there are /////////LITERALLY///////// no qts

>>35775448
FUCKING THIS.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW MKKEK PANTS.
GOD DANM ALL THE NICE ASS

>>35774521
Get put in grill, All you have to say is what is needed and thank you and please. No socialization needed beyond that even stoners can do it.

>this is what people buy high
>this is what I buy normally

Fuck

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>>35774487
All sweet, no savory?
Do you I suppose.

>>35774504
Not enough money for Tostitos and sauce
Was high and babbling to the clerk about how I didn't want the chips and couldn't get the point "I wanna get rid of these" out

I love J-Idols more than anything but the idea of sex with any sort of succubus is disgusting

Because Asian women are worth it

The best fuck I've ever had was with an asian chick, but in all honesty they're not different from any other bitch, its just their pale skin and light features makes them appear to be rare. I often hear asian women are HUGE cunts in relationships.

I spend like half of my neetbux on gambling in hopes of winning a few million dollars. I wouldn't say I'm addicted though since I have complete control over it.

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I probably spent over $7000 on lottery tickets over the past 5 years. It all started when I was attending college after getting fired form my full time wagecuck job I worked at 4 years, and I felt there was no point of making more money if it means I still have to work that much. As I was reading a self-help book about choosing a college major I read a line which made something click finally: "You are going to spend most of your life working, unless you win the lottery." I had never though much of the lottery before, but when the $656m Mega Millions jackpot made headlines not long afterward, lottery was finally on my radar. I started out getting only 1-3 tickets a week but by a year later I became obsessed with winning the lottery, sometimes spending over $30 on a draw.

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>>35774437
My dad is a gambling, poker and all kinds of these money games addict. He's been doing this since he was 20, now he's 50 and sleeps in a student room cuz he can't afford anything else. He put all of my family in debt and refuses to face the truth now, trying to blame everything on my mother.

Feel free to fuck your life up

Jonny cash version is supreme

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>>35774374
I will never let you down

>>35774885
Wrong

This version is superiorest

that's kinda hot...
bloxxxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVuDv7DtC44
Seriously desu?

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This is not bad...