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How do you leave your shitty small town? Can't I just rent a cheap shitty motel or something but every city I hear about people say is expensive as fucking shit.
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>>35775522
If you are not an extrovert who can make friends and que into social help with jobs and connections easily.

it will pretty much be impossible.
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>>35775522
I live in the city and its crap
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You realize people who "live in the city" don't actually live in the city right, they usually live in suburban areas just outside the city. Even then if you actually do live in the city you're sacrificing a ton of money just to do so. It's pointless.

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What's the weirdest shit you've ever seen? Irl and online both count.
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>>35775518
I seent a dog fucking a cat
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>>35775518
Some chick suck razors up her pussy and push them out.
>Thailand
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>>35775518
The human centipede 2.
A true masterpiece, this shit is art.

What's the best sport for robots and why is it basketball?

>it's tolerable to be autistic about it cause its a sport
>lots of technique and stuff to wrap your mind around
>lots of roles to try playing on your team
>good camaraderie with the people you play with
>feel hella accomplished when you score/block something

why are you not playing basketball RIGHT THIS MINUTE

also anyone here keeping up with the NCAA tourney? florida vs wisconsin wew
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>team sports
>robot
nah.
lifting > sports
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Feel like you coulda just described any sport there champ.
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>requires me to talk to other people
>requires me to leave my house
how about no

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Fembots, what things do you regret most?
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>>35775461
fuck off dumb gay stupid nigger
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Being in a relationship with a clingy manchild.
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>>35775461
falling for the cute robot who is literally too autistic or damaged to be in a relationship

How do I seduce a Slavic man with foot fetish with these stubby Asian feet?
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>>35775435
Those look pretty disgusting tbqhwy
You're a man right?
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>>35775435
Slav checking in
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>>35775444
Oof. H-how rude. Noooo

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>be me
>meeting up with a friend for the first time in awhile at 10:00 am this morning
>woke up at 5:30 pm yesterday
>currently 5:01 am
>been awake for nearly 12 hours
>still have 5 more hours to go before I have to leave (might have to leave at 9:30 since he lives 40 minutes away)

Is there any way I can make it on time if I fall asleep now or should I just give up and hang out later? (Pic unrelated)
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Shameless originalial self bump
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I'm totally fucked I'm still awake
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Sleep for 3 hours exactly, that's two sleep cycles.
Nothing more or you'll feel lethargic after waking up.

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>5am
>took 4 Benadryl tablets 30 minutes ago
>they aren't working
Who can't sleep here?
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>>35775349
I can't sleep either. I'm trying to drink myself to sleep right now
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>>35775349
Take 16 more tablets, talk to the Lord of Spiders
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>>35775349
I layed in bed for 2 hours and couldn't fall asleep so now I'm going to stay awake until I pass out.

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>tfw handsome and intelligent but still and forever a robot because you're so intelligent you can't fall for the girls meme
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I am dumb and ugly also women every where hate me.
I can't relate to this at all.
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>>35775354
There are different ways you can be a robot.
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>>35775340
>>so intelligent you can't fall for the girls meme
II think you contradicted yourself pls try again

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>think school shooters are hilarious
>humorous person who likes jokes and general funniness
>spend a week on /r9k/ while regular board is slow
>see the 'fantasise about stopping the shooter and being considered a hero' meme
>see a weird kid at school
>think about taking him out and being a hero
fuck you so much for infecting me with your melodramatic bullshit i would rather be a jerk ass edge lord than a pussy
y'all are gay man
having feelings is for women dawg
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>35775332
>see the 'fantasise about stopping the shooter and being considered a hero' meme

when was this
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>>35775480
it's just a popular opinion in threads about school shooters it's a hip YouTube thing to call all jokes or ideas memes now idk
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>>35775332
you sound fucking dumb

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Is the wheelchair life the dream robot lifestyl Don't have to work, get handouts from the government, hardly ever have to leave your room.
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I have dreamed about that a numerous time
some accident that fuck my legs, but not spine shit, i dont want to lose my dick
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>>35775328
>when maga is harder than you thought
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>>35775357
Is their a way to disable your legs without becoming a retard?

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>be me
>23, finally get first gf ever
>lasts a week before she says i'm getting "too clingy"
>asked her out on her birthday. i was sure she'd say yes so did it with a nice heart necklace i bought her
>she broke up with me about two weeks ago
>keep texting her asking what went wrong
>she sends me video of her blowing some guy
>mfw she is wearing the heart necklace i got her

how can they be so evil? since she is still wearing the necklace, is she trying to get me into a cuck relationship? or is this just to prove how heartless she truly is. i don't understand. we were such good friends for like 2 years. then we start dating and everything turns to shit.
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>>35775317
at least get back your neclace. ignore her. move on with your life you deserve better human. please do not think of all women are bitch because of this little incident. your journey is still long.
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>>35775317
For her next gift give her a mag of bullets in her head
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>>35775317
Dude leave her, that's fucking horrible.

fuck her

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>he's an only speaks when spoken to kind of guy
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>>35775294
>he's a tard who blurts out whatever comes to mind
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>>35775294
i dont think any girls are interested in me
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>>35775294
This is better than this
>>35775308

I'd rather date someone that stays quiet and thinks about what they'd say instead of just saying it.

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Why do women have ability to change perception of reality?
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>>35775278
>change the perception of reality
False. Men and women are held to different standards. Additionally, farts are funny no matter the butthole from which they emerge.
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>>35775278
women are more important from a biological perspective, its the reality, deal with it, life isint fair, that was all the children stories bullshitting you, grow up and deal with it

DEAL. WITH. IT
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>>35775350
>deal with it

hey

no

I won't

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>Start a thread
>It dies with 0 replies

Who /threadkiller/ here?
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meeeeeeeeeeeee
origamids
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>>35775267
do you need someone to talk with?
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>>35775267
I'll give you a bump, anon. I know your feel

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>age
>age you were given unrestricted internet
>age you were given unlimited access
>age you were given unlimited and unrestricted access
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>>35775254
>seeing as how they won't take it I'll self bump
Age is 28.
Given unrestricted internet at 18 but not often.
Unlimited at 20 becuase usually had no web until then.
Unlimited and unrestricted access was at 22.
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>>35775254
>19
>14
>15
>15

But thats just because my parents had no clue that I can bypass their protection and time limiting system.
Today they dont care anymore.
I stopped playing vidya anyways and just sleep 14h a day
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I'm 26, never had restricted internet. I used a shared computer until around 16.

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