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>tfw 3/10 face and 170 cm height

>tfw never going to have a gf because of things out of my control
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>>35777377

3/10? No way

You're more like 7/10 imo, give yourself some more credit buddy
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more like 9/10

>>35778011
7/10? That's Chad you're talking to. Show some respect.
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>>35777377
Get a different haircut and you'll look better
I would suggest getting the side disconnected and going longer on the top
don't get those stupid fucking haircuts where you completely shave the side though

what is your zodiac signs, robots?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12603471
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>>35777349
are

original correction
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>>35777369
Mine signs are Aries'.
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>>35777349
>a fucking scale

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Any other femanons here hot for teach?
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He's cute but why is he in jeans at work?
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>>35777334
unprofessional sub i guess
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>>35777334
I taught undergrad math for several years and wore jeans all the time. There's no expectation for formal dress for instructors.

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Have the 1900s to the present been the strangest times to be alive in human history?
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>>35777294
Yes. It's been unlike anything that's come before.
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>>35778026
Will there be more interesting times in the future?
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>>35778315

As we go further away from what human bodies and minds are meant to be used for it's only going to get stranger. Think about how vastly different the human experience is now compared to what was normal for hundreds of thousands of years. It's weird we cope so well.

While studying for my psychiatry test, i've read that a small part of depressed people actually decide to attempt suicide.
For me, it's really only because i'm a pussy and i am afraid of physical pain, or to fail and end up with brain damage.
If i ever put my hands on some dank drug like barbiturates once i'm a doctor, i'm pretty sure i'd kill myself without remorse.

So, what are other reasons people decide not to commit suicide?
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>>35777250
Because as soon as I kill myself the followings will happen:
>AI
>genetic engineering in vivo (meaning you can alter your DNA)
>aliens contact us
>we can travel to other galaxies in wormholes
>it turns out our universe is just a simulation running on some alien autist's supercomputer
>etc.
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The reason I didn't kill myself yet is because I am stupid enough to think that my life will change in better later.
If I am going to be dead for an eternity why not wait a few decades more to see if they are actually good?
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>>35777250
I am though, in a few days

Only thing I'm worried about is if it fails, but I can't imagine it will

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I am very, very drunk

please post in this thread either

>a/ cute anime girl
>b/ a feel
>c/ your favourite anime
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>>35777222
Alcohol is disgusting.
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>>35777246
Who's that cute ladyboi
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>>35777246
But alcohol makes you not sober so it's nice

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There are literally more girls than guys.

How can girls afford to be picky?
Why is it still easier for a girl to get a bf?
Why are there more single guys than girls?
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>>35777209
evolution m8, the limiting factor on offspring is girls not boys, thus girls get to be the picky ones.
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>>35777209
Most guys and girls are actively dating. Perpetual loners are rare.
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>>35777209
>too hairy
estrogenlets step aside and let me take this

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I got $20 dollars and wanna go out and get some McDonalds for breakfast. What should I get?

I've never had Mickey's D's breakfast before and since it's so early there won't be a lot of people around so I won't get too self conscious when eating
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>>35776637
Get two egg McMuffins
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White bagel BLT add round egg with breakfast sauce
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>>35776659
Nigga, what the fuck is breakfast sauce?

OP, get a mcgriddle and burrito

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>been posting on 4chan since 2006 when i was 13
>used to post tfw no gf and tfw virgin
>full robot in highschool
>made new friends, got laid, etc
>graduated
>went to university
>lived with 4 normies, had gf for a while
>graduated
>got into a prestigious office job
>live alone in gentrified area
>picked up with a med student/model last week
>tfw im full normie now
>tfw feels never actually leave you, even in a relationship
I'll leave since I expect incoming rees, but for real anon, shit always fucking sucks
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
eimron tuo teg
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>>35776627
Similar to my situation, but to be honest, i still feel like life sucks (at least now i can complain knowing i did my best).
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>normalfag's life story of having always been a normalfag

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If a girl is in a relationship, are you supposed to murder her boyfriend with your bare hands to show her you're the alpha male?
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>>35776603
No you're meant to fuck him first
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She will get turned on.
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>>35776603
No, that would be savage. You must challenge him to a duel for her hand, using something gentlemanly like dueling pistols or broadswords or hot air balloons.

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>start argument in thread
>someone calls me out
>pretend to be a second anon sticking up for me
>get called out for that
>close thread

who /devilish/ here?
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>make a shoddy argument about issue I know nothing about
>lots of other anons agree with me and praise my reasoning even though it was a shitty and ignorant argument
>mfw
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>>35776587
>samefagging in a 4chan argument

pathetic
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>>35776652
>being a faggot
stop being a faggot, faggot

Half asian girls look so perfect
>flawless Asian skin
>exotic dark hair
>light Caucasian eyes
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>>35776549
>weird fucking eyebrows
>stank ass
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>>35776549
Agreed op
I'm infatuated with a half white half Filipino girl and couldn't imagine a more perfect person
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>>35776549
>exotic dark hair

dark hair is the opposite of exotic, the vast majority of the world has dark hair. Western/central Europe, America, Canada, and Oceania are the only places with a decent percent of people with non-dark hair. Everywhere else has 80%+ ppl with dark hair with the vast majority with 99% dark hair like China and India (which are the two largest countries).

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L85cillM6ME
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>>35776533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007L_Muum9I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWjRMuyXl2o
:(
original ofc
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>>35776533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN4AxskpSAE

Mfw I last a minute when jerking off.
Too scared to have real sex coz I know I won't last long.

To the nonvirgings in this board, do you last longer during sex than when you jerk off?
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I'm a virgin but obviously since sex requires a ton of effort and is not catered to yourself like a fap, it's harder to cum.
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>>35776524
consider yourself lucky if you get hard
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>>35776524
I'll tell you the secret anon.

I'm not some cultist No-Fapper but I did some research and found that testosterone peaks over 7 days. So I only jack off once a week which means more testosterone in my system, which means more energy and confidenc, even if its by a small margin. When I do jack off my dick is ROCK FUCKING SOLID and I have to edge it to make sure I don't come immediately. When I do come, I come buckets, like 5 minutes ago I had my weekly one, had a date last night but it was a first date so I didn't get to make fuck. Also pro tip, deeply inhale and hold your breath when you're about to come, it makes the orgasm way more intense.
Good luck son

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when was the last time you got your hair cut?
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>>35776511
My last haircut was on october 21, 2016
And I'm not thinking about doing it anytime soon.
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Christmas Eve before meeting my then bpd girlfriends family.
>tfw jumped off that disaster highway of a relationship
>tfw resisting cutting my hair cos don't wanna be reminded
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3 months ago
going to have haircut next week

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