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Who else /stuckintheearly2000s/ here? I truly believe it was a better time, especially after living through the present decade.
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>>35777794
07 was the peak of my life, then it all went downhill from there.
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yung lean made the early 2000's sentiment approachable to normies
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Were you a little kid in the early 2000s? If so, that's why it seems better. The time when you were a kid always seems better than the present time.

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And it's not winter anymore, so it's not as normal to stay indoors.
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Do you even go outside or live with your computer screen all day?
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>>35777829
Not in the winter
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I'm glad it's mostly over, we barely get any snow here anyway and I'm the most suicidal during the winter.

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So /r9k/, which 2hu would you fug?
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>>35777775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TbOWjVOYLC
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>>35777775
Dirty bastard. Ur suppose to hug them not fug them.
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>>35777775
Lots of them! Reimu and Youmu, and Kanako and Yuyuko and Yukari and Ran can all be my mommies who team up and do lewd things to me. Probably all the others too

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1. Share any problem you may have.

2. Ask any questions you may have.

3. For extended conversations, use a name right away; don't just tell me to call you Billy Boy, actually put a name in the name field, and do this right away; brownie points if you pick a name that relates to your issues.

4. Before you post, make sure I'm still around. To verify this, scroll down and look for an image that says, "Good-Bye, I will always love you," if that image is posted, that means I'm gone and will not be able to respond.

5. Prepare to describe your parents.
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I don't usually post at this time, so you may not be used to seeing this thread.

Nevertheless, come around and share.
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any tricks on how to overcome OCD? I sometimes spend so much thought on a certain task to the point of exhaustion. and everytime its always a different kind of task.
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>>35778258

It's not very busy today, so let's get serious.

Pick a name for yourself.

We must find the root of your OCD. When did it begin?

Give me some examples of what you do.

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>go a day without weed
>Get the shakes, feel nauseous and get awful headache
>literally physically addicted feel like shit without weed
>LOL CAN'T GET ADDICTED TO WEED IN THAT WAY NOT ADDICTIVE HAHA
I just want one fucking smoke
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>>35777764
Do you spin with tobacco tho?
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>>35777764
duuude xD
weed jaja
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>>35777764
>smoked weed for 6 month everyday
>stopped a couple weeks ago
>Got minor insomnia for a couple days

Stop lying OP.

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>you wasted your best years in front of a computer screen
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>you wasted your best years behind a computer screen
>chad made girl after girl moan and scream
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We all know that feel brah
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>>35777678
No regrets, I couldn't do anything different. I didn't decide to waste my years, I had no choice.

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White girls with yellow fever are the master race of women.
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Another master race woman
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Dear Leader's master race waifu.
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Master race girl

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Can we have an old fashioned makeup hate thread?
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>>35777592

desu i don't give a fuck about makeup.
I'm a fucking robot and don't have the right to complain about girls wearing makeup.
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>>35777604
>don't have the right to complain about girls wearing makeup
>*tips fedora*
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>>35777658

>implying that i'll ever get a gf and see her without makeup

Idgaf, it's only chads and normies that are getting fooled.

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>tfw so desperate don't even have standards anymore
>would shove my cock in even in pic related

Being a virgin at 24 is just too sad now, I just need to take the first step of going out and ask any ugly looking girl out but I fucking can't
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>>35777495
post stats and location?
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>>35777495
Hello fellow 24.

>>35777530
SNIPING

>Ontario
>White
>6'2"
>Fat
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>>35777530
it doesn't matter, I will never attempt to date someone online because I look terrible in pictures. The best chance for me is to get to know some girl through real hobbies but I'm unable to move outside my fucking room.

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where are the canada robots at
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>>35777493
Couple hours west of Toronto here.

help
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East Van reporting in
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>>35777493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1801R4LWEIe

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Best cuntry or city to move to?

Preferably North of the Equator.
More specifically, [latitude] 34 N of the Equator.

>No skills on paper
>Willing to get in debt for higher education or training
>Somewhat quick learner (manually)
>Don't care what job I can get
>Willing to study other languages
>Just wanna work, get paid, live my own life

Treated like garbage my whole life.

I'd like to change that, or at least be somewhere where people are completely indifferent to others
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>>35777487
>Best cuntry or city to move to?
Tuscon, Arizona.
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>>35777487
I moved to the Philippines and I have no education aside from a high school diploma and no work experience aside from 4 years military service.

I make a living killing people now. It's nothing like it sounds, but it pays the rent. It's all about what you're willing to do, OP. But maybe I just got lucky.
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>>35777521
Very /lood/ of you.
I really dislike hot weather and beach-free sand

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64th day of the Trump presidency with no sign of slowing down

Liberals BTFO
Mainstream Media BTFO
Democrats BTFO
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Yeah, it's pretty great. They're trying really hard to stop it though.
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They are swarming twitter with TRUMP BTFO CON MAN HAHA
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Maybe I'm just uninformed, but it doesn't really seem like anything has happened yet. I mean, he had that travel ban shit, but that's kinda fallen out of the press.

A Mexican stripper said she will take my virginity for 60$ is this a bad Idea robots, also thread about how we lost it
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Can you explain the scenario? You would lose it inside the strip club or what? Wear a condom since you are likely to get an STD otherwise.
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If she's good looking go for it. Wear a condom, and don't go down on her.
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>>35777607
Due to living in the south west many strip clubs here are very relaxed due to the fact they rather have us come spend money here instead of Mexico so they usually offer the same services as Mexican strip clubs aside from that, after a little bit of drinking one of the strippers asked if I was a virgin and I said yes and she said it be her honor to take it at said price she would provide the condom and it would be in a little room in the club that's pretty much everyone can see
>TLDr strippers here are pretty much whores in my home town and I'd be loosing in in the least intimate way possible

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Anyone else here pissed at being a discord admin sometimes?
>random dude joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to avoid my question and sperg out at the simple question
>ban him
talk about some of the autism you experience
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Nobody?
I cant be the only discord admin out there..
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I like to go into discords of low viewer twitch streams and use text to speech and spam nigger.
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>>35777413
>this thread again

it died last time because no one cares

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*runs across the street at you*

Hey my man. I'm film maker Shane Diesel. We're shooting a cuckold scene across the street and one of our regular's called and cancelled. I wondered if we paid you $500 all you need to do is sit in the corner and look humiliated and maybe take a barrage of insults at your little white dick. What do you say?
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>>35777408
make it a triple that and you got yourself a cuck
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>>35777408
>"Sure thing nigger!"
>unsheath 7 inch dick
>stare him directly in the eye while i finish all over the floor of his set
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>>35777993
>Seven inches

You're talking to a nigga with a wine bottle for a dick.

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