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When /r9k/ told me that I should want to.

Over, and over, and over again.

>>35778932

About 2.5 years after I started browsing 4chan. At this point I don't really care, I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality. I'd prefer women, but there's just something really hot about a smooth femboy to dominate and release sexual frustration into.

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>>35778932
Never.
I want big, hairy, hunky men.

You sound like a freak, I hope you never get a daughter

I love my niece but I'm glad shes not my responsibility.

>>35778880
Shut up roastie
You lack emotion

You could eat real food anon, you just need to sort your finances out a bit and stop shopping at the grocery stores.

>>35778834
what's real food to you? where would you get it without grocery stores?

>>35778834
try freganism anon.

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Pls believe that I will get a gf soon

when I look at a chair I can see a chair but when I look away I can't see the chair am I god?

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>>35778829
Welcome to the schizo club.

you haven't even gotten to the fun part yet

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i'll post a few more example pics

>>35778741
Get out of my country, ethnic

>>35778741
A couple people I know just go to parks and lay down while tripping on psychedelics.

I met my girl when she was 19 and I was 29

She was raised pretty racist .. definitely raised to not fuck niggers

Now I'm 32 and she's 22 and she's red pilled as fuck now.

I have created an amazing white wifey material girl.

I'm from the Midwest .. racist girls everywhere it's great

And they all want nice white tradesman ... I'm a union machine operator

>>35778750

Always been afraid of this kind of girl becoming a giant slut for niggers because "it's so wrong and tempting to do the forbidden thing"
Hate is close to love

>>35778900

Mehh as long as you redpill them right you don't have anything to worry about.

My girl really can't stand niggers or girls who date niggers.

Not all girls fall for the bbc meme

She was raised right .. lots of hugs from mommy and daddy ... I'm not worried about it

Her biggest goal in life is to raise our kids In a happy home.

Very good maternal instincts

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Pure kino desu

>>35778717
this tbqh

Color contrast makes me diamonds

>>35778665
Those videos of dudes cumming on unsuspecting girls in public. Or the ones where they flash them and the girl can't help but watch or give them a handjob. Then there's the videos of people on trains where the guy starts rubbing his dick on a girls ass and she reaches back and starts rubbing his dick.

whats her original excuse?

>>35778686
Work and now she's going to a friends party

>>35778622
Unless she suggested an alternate time, she's not into you. Move on to the next one anon

if you dont have cum tissues everywhere i dont see what she'll find snooping

lock the door?

faggot OPginal

what is that strange box on the right next to the plants?

>>35778561
I feel you. My exhibitionist side has started coming out. Whenever I drive on the interstate I pull my pants down and drive with my dick out. Then after playing with my penis for a while I'll masturbste until I cum. Now the idea of exposing myself in public turns me on greatly. Like taking my dick out on a bus. Or going to a park and masturbating. I really just want to masturbate in public and have a woman watch me.

Get a hooker dummies

>>35778756
Started browsing backpages today. I'm too scared to contact and I'm still young, only 19. But maybe in the future if I can't find a mommy gf or regular gf.

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>I know :)

checkmate, I win

Yeh, I know. *highfive slap*

>>35778505

>tfw mom isn't attractive

all I want in life is an attractive mom or sister so I can at least have a chance at incest

Listen, anon. I've been fat all my life, too. I recently started losing weight and lost 10kg in 3 weeks. It feels fucking amazing and worth it. All I do is eat less and not eat junk. I cut almost all sugar out and overall my life is better.

>>35778488
>Is losing weight worth it?
Unless you have confidence before losing weight, losing it wont change nothing major.

>>35778488
Eat less you stupid fuck

>>35778365
Everyone calls me cheddar.

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>>35778365
>Panu
Just fucking end me

>>35778365
okay I'll go first my name is
Cory

kardashian wannabe basic bitch number 10120012134712384723948461823724623644627836

>>35778279
8/10 if rest of body is as good as what we see

>Thread gets bumped

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I don't care.

On a more important note, how has he not died yet? How has necrosis not set in and how has he not gone septic yet?

Who's turning him over every 2 hours? How many wounds does he have on his lower back and ass? You think he'd have DVT in his lower legs by now.

Those are the important questions.

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>>35778333
his wife cleans him

it's disturbing

Getting laid isn't that hard if you care enough about sex to fuck ugly/fat bitches.