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Is there anything you're addicted to? Drugs? Alcohol? Porn?Sex?Share your addictions and how they've affected your life and maybe we can assist one another in overcoming them.
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>>35779892
Fapping, Wish I never started, yet then again I don't
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Sugar. Sugar. Sugar. That's what I'm addicted. Now, you might be thinking "well just stop eating sweets and other sugary food". And you know what? You're right. But I don't even have the willpower to do that. It's sad, isn't it?
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>>35779892
literally 4chan, I just spend all day on here and freak out when my internet goes down
Have you given up enough to let a bunch of bitter virgins judge you and tell you if you are a real robot or not?
Prove it.
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>>35779866
>Ugly girl
>Easier than handsome man
I'd put ugly girl as a bit harder than handsome man. I know handsome guys who get money, sex and status heaped on them just because of their genetics.
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Probably not
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>>35779879
Handsome men have it harder than ugly girls.
For proof just look at how many chad hate threads there are here on this board. Handsome men and chads do have it easier with dating but the flip side of that is that other men will be covertly hostile to them. Ignoring that, despite what r9k would like to have you believe, men need more than looks, they need status and money to attract women once they reach a certain age.
Any ugly girl that starts a thread here gets 100s of replies and attention but she never has to deal with her sister acting badly towards her.
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This is the reasson why you're frustrated with women. Admit it.
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>>35779832
Bully 2 never
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>>35779832
Too tall and skinny? Sounds about right.
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>>35779832
yes embarrassing situations seem to happen to me like a chronic illness
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I seriously, unironically, no joke wish to fucking kill myself. I have no friends, almost no family relations, no job, no education and the government won't give me shit unless I give up my attempt to get into a university. I am in debt, scraping by and can't even afford a fucking haircut. I have no personal skills, and I've been wasting away my youth and life on video games.
I am looking for a quick way to kill myself. I am considering necking myself, but I can't for the fucking life of me find any rope right now. I researched if stabbing myself in the heart or slitting my own throat is possible, but it seems unfeasible as a serious method. I don't have enough painkillers to actually kill myself and am afraid I'll only wake up in a hospital somewhere.
All I have is this computer. I am at a crossroads where I very much am considering suicide. My view on existence is nihilistic. I have no friends or family. I just need an exit strategy. I don't mind if it takes a few days to prep.
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Seek professional help. Call someone and tell them that you're suicidal, and you need help getting your life together.
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>>35779821
try heavy drinking
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>>35779983
Long-term or short-term? I don't think I can afford hundreds of bottles of vodka
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Does yellow fever exists in Europe? It seems like most Europeans don't have a thing for Asians and it's purely an American thing.
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Europe doesn't have as many yellows. Lots of Chinese people came to America to build railroads and the like, whereas Europe never had that kind of migration. Also, the bombing of Japan and subsequent occupation.
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>>35779811
When you get deployed in Japan you either fuck Asians or you don't fuck at all. That isn't yellow fever.
Also most Asian girls are the ones who fawn over white dudes, not the other way around. How many of these bitches complain about it? How many of them have white boyfriends? Exactly.
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>>35779862
Robots who are too short for white chicks either fuck Asians who fawn over white dudes or don't fuck at all. That isn't yellow fever.
>The oneitis folder now has 215 pictures and 2 videos
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>>35779803
This is what happens you find your oneitis' facebook, instagram and twitter.
Thank god mine restricts her twitter.
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>over 1000 pics sorted by hair color
How do you sort yours OP?
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>>35779839
Haven't sorted. It's just one grill at the moment.
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reverse brap thread
the "farting woman" is a MYTH perpetrated by delusional homosexuals. 3d women are the purest form in existence.
post 3d girlbutts
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do you honestly think that such a beautiful creature could produce something as lowly as a brap?
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>>35779794
>3d women are the purest form in existence.
Only because they're the only women in existence.
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>>35779794
>tfw the first thing I thought when seeing her is "I hope she's been BLACKED"
belly gf thread
weight gain edition
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>>35779739
how was that not original
who would say such a thing?
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>>35779739
2d also counts
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bumping because belly gf threads appeal to my tastes
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So tonight my parents told me to sleep in my sisters room because some of their friends were sleeping over.
So i walk into my sisters bedrook and immediately i see a fucking condom laying right out in the open on her bed. Honestly, i'm not even mad, just disappointed that she didn't even know how to hide the fucking thing.
Her boyfriend is also staying over tonight, so who knows what they had been planning before i had to sleep in her room.
I would take a pic of the condom, but i'm currently typing this from inside her room, and my parents are still awake so i'm scared of them walking in on me
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Use it to jack off you faget
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Update: I just talked to her about it now. When i did, she asked me if it was in the rapper or a "used" one. Which means that it was a possibility, therefore they have done it before.
Kek, if my parents find out. They don't want this shit in our house
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>>35779709
Even if i was to do some weird shit like that, it was unused so i doubt even the most autistic of robots could get off on that
>be me, be 15
>2005
>its summer time
>live in a small house in Missouri, only 300~ people in my town
>be browsing the internet on shitty pc
>still enjoy it though
>get thirsty and take a cold coke out of the fridge
>decide to also get some snacks from general store
>get on my bike
>start riding
>blue skies, fresh air, smells like good times
>get to store
>everyone there is getting fishing supplies or some hardware for there houses'
>get a big bag of resses cup
>ride back home
>continue browsing internet in small room
>comfy.png
>decide to go swimming for a little
>is fun
>go home browse some more internet, play some doom
>a rain storm is coming
>it is very heavy with thunder/lightning
>hear is hitting the metal roof and feel so calm
it seems like nothing can compare to that time
once 2007 happened i dont think /comfy/ like that will ever be back
>do you wish to run extremesad.exe?
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>>35779644
>be me
>10 in 2007
>it's warm outside
>play outside with little brothers maybe after school maybe not, can't remember
>play some GameCube with them
>dad comes down and gives me the new Pokemon emerald game
>just remember being incredibly excited
That's the only story I remember from the 2000's, but I'd pay anything to go back and do it again
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Run it, anon. Remind me of simpler times.
>2005
>be me, 11
>low income family, but enough to have fun sometimes
>friend down the street is very wealthy
>both of us love Bionicles and YuGiOh
>spend hours playing and building both
>Super Mario Sunshine.exe activated
>have no vidya at home
>holyshit.jpg
>walk home humming the Delfino Plaza theme
Will never feel this way again.
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>early 2005, 8 y/o
>I got very sick, had 3 big surgeries, recovering for 3 months (no school fuck yeah), can't even go outside
>spend all winter watching cartoons, sleeping, playing vidya
>especially early DS games and my favorite game: Metroid Prime
I was often very dizzy and nauseous from being constantly pumped with dozens of chemicals but I still very fondly remember those comfytimes, mainly because I was too young to understand how close to dying I was
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Ask a guy who's had 5 times to lose his v-card, but couldn't get it up anything.
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>>35779641
Are you completely sure that you're not gay?
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Why not use viagra?
I had to do it on my third try.
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>>35779665
I've considered the possibility, but guys do nothing for me in terms of attraction. I think its mostly a nerves issue. I used to be really fat but now I'm skinny but still have issues with body confidence because I didn't really start getting attention from girls until last year.
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is it morally justifiable to castrate 12 month old animals?
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>>35779638
Probably not. But it's hot asf though
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If you don't, have fun taking care of 3-6 puppies
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>>35779679
not an orignalofuckoffrobot argument
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any attractive robots here, if so why the fuck are you here?
How is life for you and does your autismo hold you back?
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>>35779625
I am too beautiful for this world.
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Well I think I my look is at least normal and I Look pretty normie like. It Just sucks being a Robot though, I habe never kissed a Girl in my 21 years of Life and I cant ecen blame my Looks. There is nothing I wish more die than finally getting a cute Girl that Likes me for who I am and spends time with me but it seems like I am completly unable to even try to get that.
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does it count if i can get get every girl i want bar the one i actually desire and fuel my repressed rage at women by fucking them and disregarding them liked used tissues?
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Things science should have by now 2017-03-25 02:50:09 Post No.35779598
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Things science should have by now
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>sexbots
>quick and painless suicide pills
>hair restoration pills
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>>35779598
Or maybe a pill to make you stop caring about inane shit like balding and sex?
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>>35779661
Finally an actual robot in this board
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>food that doesn't make you fat
>cure for liberalism
>pills that turn black people white
>What you wanted to be when you were a kid
>What you are right now
>Scientist
>Insurance Salesman
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artist
digital artist
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>>35779568
>Fighter pilot
>NEET
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>Scientist (i wanted to discover cures for shit like ebola not even kidding)
>mma fighter