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ULTRAAAAAAAA MIAAAMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 2017!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/jKrDfGoHlD4
It's live and lit! Dance robots, DANCE!!!
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du du duududuuuu~
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lalalalalalalaaaaaaa la ala alal
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>electronic music festival
I can't think of a more normie event
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its a boy...a BOY
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Ashley kinda reminds me of this qt
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>>35786573
Who do I remind you of?
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>>35787342
fat ugly neckbeard. that's who.
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Top Shagger Edition
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You lads got any stop motion movie recommendations? Just watched Coraline last night and liked it.
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What do you lot do for a living, Job wise?
How many of you are actually neets?
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Psh I fucking...I fucking shag all the girls....make them call me daddy shagger...fucking...I've got the moves like daddy shagger...fucking...you fucking virgin haha...
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I saved this post from r9k in 2013.
Is this anon still out there? Have things gotten better? Are you okay?
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bumping
pls be there
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The feeling that someone out there cares for you,
that they don't ignore the shit out of you,
that they care enough to cap your post,
that they feel sorry for you and want you to feel better
that they follow up and ask how you are doing
that despite being despicable human beings in a lot of ways
that we hold together in this shithole
it's pretty good, and it keeps me floating.
I love you guys. I hope you all recover from being robots and have a wonderful fucking liffe.
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>>35786295
That anon is likely long gone. /r9k/ was a much different place back then.
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>go to shitty arcade with family
>sister and little brother are there
>see some shooting game where you sit in a booth
>little brother doesn't want to play
>plays Flappy Bird arcade instead
>why.mp3
>sister and I get in the booth
>she sits on my lap
>i'm intrigued
>she starts grinding on my dick
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.flp
>she's wearing yoga pants
>i can feel it all
>take my dick out
>she grabs it hard and I splooge everywhere
>tells me she wants to fuck me
>get home, about to fuck my little sister
>get into my bed, nice and cozy
>wait a bit, no sister, just a familiar smell
>smells like home
>realize i've fallen asleep
>wake up
>i panic but i realize i'm safe and secure
>my shitjugs surround me, like guards watching a beautiful prince sleep
>my fedora waits for me, like my crown, waiting to sit a top my greasing locks
>my gaming chair is still stained with my cum, ready for me to sit my un-wiped ass on it
>there's that smell again, so cozy, so familiar, what is it?
>the smell is shit leaking out of my diapee
>no one to change it
>mummy is with new chaddy
>FURIOUS
>WAKE UP TO NO FUCKING TENDIES
>NORMIE MUM SPENDING TIME WITH NEW CHADDY!
>LAST FUCKING TIME I GO WITHOUT SLEEP UNTIL I GET MY FUCKING TENDIES AND GBP!
>GO UPSTAIRS, KILL CHADDY, MAKE MUMMY MAKE MY FUCKING TENDIES
>SAVAGELY RAPE HER WHILE SHE FEEDS THEM TO ME!
>"NO ANON, NO MORE!"
>"TELL ME MY DICK IS BIG MUMMY. TELL ME! I WILL GO BATTY!"
>SHE DOESN'T RESPOND!
>UNACCEPTABLE!
>I FUCKING THROW HER IN THE OVEN!
>MAKE HER INTO A CHICKEN TENDIEE
>"NO MORE GBP! NO MORE GBP!"
>I SLOWLY RAPE AND EAT MUMMY'S CORPSE!
>wake up, realize it's just a dream
>open the fridge to eat some leftover tendess
>find leftover mummy
>delicious
>rape her dead mouth
>feel tired and sickly after a whole week of no GBP
>i've made a mistake
>i crawl back into the warm, disemboweled corpse of New Chaddy
>fall asleep
>never wake up
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>>35786285
Trying to hard/10
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What the hell is "new Chaddy" ????
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>>35786488
>What the hell is "new Chaddy" ????
Chaddy = Chocolate Daddy
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Why do you even want a gf, /r9k/?
https://strawpoll.com/saw78ce
Or do you
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>tfw no moot gf
Why even live
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just fyi, my op guy, the website you were (probably) looking for is strawpoll.me
seems like strawpoll.com just wants to cash in on the name.
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>>35786413
They seem the same to me. But I guess the second guy is kind of a dick for just taking the name
What are some good response to the question normies always ask, we've all heard it or some for of it. "Why are you so quiet anon?".
I usually just go with "I have nothing to say" then they give me a weird look like "u srs autistic child? god bless ur soul lmao"
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>>35786211
why is it so hard for people to comprehend that we have nothing to say? I really don't give two shits about what goes on in this world so why would I partake in it?
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Let's not forget the other big one:
>"Why don't you ever smile?"
To which my usual response is just "I dunno hehe." But it's like, motherfucker, do you want an honest answer to that question? Because I could really bum you out.
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>>35786211
That is a common Normie trick question.
We discussed this like back in 08 and came to the conclusion that no answer is right.
Errytime someone posts an answer somebody will say he tried it and it didnt end well. Always.
Who else 9gag here?
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>>35786204
Fuck off faggot
Go back to your shitty website
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>>35786204
Ever eaten shit before 9gag friend?
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>>35786204
9gag is a good site with funny gifs. I cannot understand the hatred against it.
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http://www.xvideos.com/video18975395/cute_schoolgirl_fucked_hard
So when did she start doing porn?
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fuck you op i thought it was going to be the girl in your picture
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>>35786184
>http://www.xvideos.com/video18975395/cute_schoolgirl_fucked_hard
too thic to be anzu
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Is this /oursong/?
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it's the robots
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German version is much better.
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>>35786121
No you faggot
Wir sind die Roboter
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>"anon, get on voice chat"
>"I don't have a mic"
>kicked
why? why are normals so obsessed with voice chat?
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Because it makes communication much easier, you fucking retard.
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>>35786147
Text is fine. We're communicating fine right now.
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>>35786311
Because we will exchange two sentences before I stop replying to you. For anything more than that, voice is a much better choice.
What are your thoughts on the human pee pee?
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>>35786116
It's far more aesthetic than the vagoo.
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>>35786136
did you know that you can suck them?
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>>35786150
I mean you can suck on pretty much anything as long as it can fit in your mouth
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Ok.. Uh I have a very new discord like only three people active rn so pretty comfy. If anyone wants to join uh.. It would be really nice!
https://discord.gg/qSSmDYC
Pic unrelated
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>>35786080
yay something to do instead of jerking it to my animus
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>>35786140
Or you could do both? :3
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>>35786080
Is it okay if I don't speak? My english accent is pure garbage...
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Take test and post results as well as your favorite album
link http://www.15minutes4me.com/free-online-test-stress-anxiety-depression-burnout/
________
Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
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Amon Tobin - Foley Room
I've been enjoying panic attacks about twice a day for the last two weeks.
Cost me my job.
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>>35786038
>Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
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I want to kill myself but i don't give a fuck about anything enough to actually do it
Anonymous
A message for those in their late teens and early twenties, 2017-03-25 08:29:35 Post No.35786016
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A message for those in their late teens and early twenties,
Anonymous
2017-03-25 08:29:35
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When I was 17, I went through a life crisis. I, for the first time, was finally conscious of my mortality and the passage of time. I watched as the months on the calendar went by, and I was coming closer to my end. As a kid, I always thought that death or even old age was something that was far from me, and I didn't have to worry about, but sometime after turning 17 I finally realised a disturbing truth.
I'm getting old!
This might seem odd to you older browsers, but turning from your mid teens to late teens can be a difficult time for an adolescence. I went into a spiral of depression and really wanted to become 16 again, for some reason I liked that age and wished I could go back.
This went on for a couple of months until just last year when I turned 18 I was looking through the internet, and I saw this kid who was having his 17th birthday and after seeing that it gave me a realisation that I will explain in the next paragraph.
To all the 18 year olds that felt old like myself think of it this way. If you think you're old now, you've got to grateful that you're even this age. Let's say you're 18 now imagine being 19 and wishing you were 18 again. It's gonna happen. When I started thinking like that, I finally realised that in fact, I wasn't old, but instead, I was still young. It's all about being grateful of the now and not worrying about the future because even when you're older, you're gonna think back to your current age and wish you were back to this age. But this doesn't just go for people in their late teens but all people, yes even if you're 50+ because you're living in a time that future you will look back and wish he/she was there.
You're all still young!
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SAVE ME A PIECE OF THAT CORN!
SAVE ME A PIECE OF THAT CORN FOR LATTER!
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Nigga nigga nigga nigga
Im 100 percent nigga!
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Im 200 percent nigga jesus christ
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>>35786044
>>35786049
Are these bumps? If so thanks!