Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7641. page

The fuck is that?

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>>35788047
>Anon just now discovers a clitoris is an inverted penis

>>35788047
Guess this means that it's okay to like feminine penises.

>>35787925
what do i lose
does a soul matter?

>>35787925
I'd sell my soul for anything. Joke's on whoever gets it.

I'd sell my soul for one.

5'9 without shoes btw, 5'10 with shoes if that makes a difference.

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>>35787922
Listen please, read this. You should use less the internet, since it destroys your social thinking.
When I get off the internet for an hour I'm a totally different person. Simple tasks don't bother me so much, I start thinking on going out etc

>>35787900
I'm ok with it because Trump is in office. I'll give up privacy and freedom to keep safe from nigs spics and mudslimes

so which one is it? brave new world or 1984?

>>35787998
its both actually, the only difference is that we live under an invisible fascism which most cant see because people have been given the the illusion of choice and freedom. This is much worse than what Orwell and Huxley had predicted

>>35787898
It does though.
>in gym class during a no-dress day because periods are short
>girl you know sits next to you and either 1 sleeps on your shoulder or 2 pretends to sleep on your shoulder for 20 minutes before the bell wakes her up

>>35787898
>>35788074
it gets even better
>actually getting a girlfriend and losing your virginity

>eating lunch
>doesn't get better, amigos

122 pounds
am i winner now???

175?

My Skype is mostlytoasty if I win

>>35787857
123
where is my $10

>>35787821
That's a six outta ten.
You're awful at this Chad thing.
It'd be more impressive if you turned a homely robot gay.

Should have cut out the face before posting if your intention was to boast.

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>>35787862
Who cares about the face, tits are more important.

1 autismo gf pls

>>35787797
Hemophilic gf looks like she loves me the most.

gimme an autist

>>35787779
>Are normalfags addicted to coffee?

yes, but so is everyone else
get on the caffeine train CHOO CHOO

>>35787779
Coffee is like tea or wine in that they're both old and virtually universal to all human societies. They've all been bastardized though. I've never been big on anything that isn't water but drinking coffee on a cold day, when it's actually cold, is very soothing. Put some creamer, little sugar, and some milk and you're set. I only drink tea when I'm sick or stressed but it always helps, usually green with honey. Dry win sucks.
>>35787881
Also this. It's more about MUH CAFFEINE than just coffee, though white women love pumpkin spice. That's cute though.

Kind of sad to see that our population is actually heavily addicted to stimulants because of how shit everything is.

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>>35787779
They're only drinking it because it makes them look """""mature""""" since its an adulthood drink xDDDD
Normies are the fucking worst, you should know this by now. They're sheep who blindly follow any trend that is popular or widely accepted aka normal.

gween tea master race

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>>35787778
>after our first classes of sex ed, I thought that girls' vaginas were always gaping open and see-through like in the drawings and diagrams. Like you could see their fallopian tubes and everything. Also that their asshole was involved in reproduction because it was always pointed out in those drawings.

>Had music classes for about 11 years of schooling, even got A+s in high school - not once learned how to read sheet music

>Did not know how to cook for myself until I was about 23, nearly 10 years later and it's still a trial and process error. Sometimes I'll have the heat on way too high and be confused as to why the oil is exploding off the pan and everything gets sticky and burnt. Other times I'll pour a mountain of a certain spice into my food and wonder why it tastes so bad.

>Did not know how to do laundry until I was 28. I knew nothing about separating colors and white and what type of detergents to use and where it goes in the machine. Even to this day I struggle with separating my clothes.

>Thought I was a computer genius after I got 95% on a basic html class at community college. I enrolled in a web design program and felt like crying once we got into CSS, I barely made it past the photoshop classes before dropping out.

>until a couple of years ago, thought that CPU was just shorthand for "computer"

>completely forgot how to properly speak and write my native language even though I still use it at home

>cont

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>>35787805
>forgot all of my country's history

>forgot how algebra works

>forgot everything about geometry

>all of high school and college is pretty much gone from my memory

>have a hard time just counting things, like if there's a series of identical numbers like 0000000 I have to re-count them 3 or 4 times to make sure

>don't know how my country's political system works

>economics are just magic

>I can't read anything longer than a sentence, otherwise I start skipping words and lines and bouncing back and forth

>had to look up solutions to every single level of the game Portal

>the puzzles in Skyrim are enough to make my head spin.

>would routinely score in my team's goal when I played sports or was in gym class back in high school.

anyone else /stupid/?

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>tfw r9k is too intelligant to post in the /stupid/ thread

>>35787767
When did you transition and how did it affect your life?

>>35787787
life was easier as a female
i regret it everday

>>35787767
do you enjoy penetration or only clitoral stim?

I believe Samantha Rone is clean too.

she has scenes with spics and asian "men"

>>35787751
you are still a cuck if you watch 3D porn so it doesn't matter

Absolutely disgusting in every way.

Sexy as fuck.so fuckin hot.

>>35787748
u mean nekkid?

>>35787685
if her hair was to the right, she would almost certainly be gay. As is, chances are she's straight.

>>35787753
from her perspective, that's the right. Am I fucked?

>>35787685
looks like she crossfits

>>35787680

You're hack_blastard. I know because only hack_blastard would think hack_blastard was a famous shitposter.

>>35787694
ha I fucking wish senpai. hopefully one day I can get to his level though.

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>>35787714
FUCK THESE STUPID FILTER I HATE THIS SITE >:(((