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>>39422450
If i was his wife id want the strong sexy white man to carry me as well

>>39422450
>Asian men

The white beta slave is carrying the woman. That Asian woman is going home to her Asian man at the end of the day. Only white boys think that that pic means that woman want them. You're all losers and your women are getting BLACKED.

>>39422480
I think you want r/Asianmasculinity

I fucking love them man but if I listen to them too much I'll kys myself

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I love "To Forgive". Pic related is my current favorite album.

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Turn on the bright lights

ORIGINAL butt desu

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>>39422054
Yet somehow STD-free black girls are an endangered species

>reddit
found your problem op

Revolting, isn't it?
They're completely lost/liberated.

>>39422045
Zipperheads aren't much different from niggers. Spooks'n'gooks.

>>39422045
>people taking selfies and being loud in public
>gossip and drama in university
>people going out and walking in the street and one of them carries a speaker that plays rap music
>drunk selfies and whatnot in social media
>commercial nerd ''''culture'''''
>people being happy in general
>9000 gpa jocks with gfs and built af saying how hard they have it

>>39422045
Your picture,that shit is so annoying.

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>>39421964
its an odd thought for sure but i never imagined myself as a useless neet

I'm not the spaghetti kind. I'm just really distant. I can imagine it, it just needs to be an independent kind of girl.

i cannot. how do i even keep her entertained so that she wont get bored and leave me

>>39421908
Good thread, OP. Original, bold. I like it. keep up the good work. Such a visionary post.

>>39421908
iq tests given to animals are more similar to those given to young children and should not be compared to a standard iq test

>>39421908
Really be glad when al the /polfags leave.

>>39421841
You mean parents?

>>39421841
Because it is. Also cheating isnt illegal but any punishment given is deserved.

>>39421851
In a way I guess. Mostly looking for someone to take care and love.

>>39421868
> any punishment given is deserved.
And I fully agree.Cheating should be punished and by legal I meant using it to go around personal morals and having an excuse of "I did something shitty, but it's alright because I believe in X"

>>39421483
"Do everything exactly the same"

>>39421483
All those women were flirting with you spastic nerd! Be careful with C or you gonna be reaaaally hurted.

DON'T DRINK MILK. THE CASEIN PROTEIN WILL GIVE YOU DIABETES AND IT SUCKS T_T

Also play more sports. Soccer, you'll love it. Running's really good for you

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I want Latina cuddles so much

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she looks like she'd be amazing to cuddle with

>>39421481
Please keep posting. This pleases my benis.

>>39421436
If it's unrequited, does it count?

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1. Never been kissed. Ever. Never.

At least I experienced young pregnancy, nor am I addicted to sex, I think it was a blessing in disguise.

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>>39421404
>Why are you okay with being a virgin?
because I have hands

I've been one for so long that I've become completely apathetic about it.

I'm 30 and a HHKV.

Sometimes it still gets to me, but compared to when I was younger, it's really nothing now. I think the worst part about it for me is that I know I'll never have a family, no wife, no kids, so it makes "putting in an effort" into life seem pointless.

I was recently diagnosed Schizotypal personality disorder. I wonder if I had this forever, or if I just slowly developed it over-time from not being a normie.


Physically I'm fine, I lift, stay in shape, healthy clear skin, I'm not ugly, I just can't function socially and keep to myself and honestly have no desire to be social. Again I'm not sure if this is because of failures to be social and my brain just coping by becoming Schizotypal, or if I was just always Schziotypal to begin with.

27 is the optimum age
Some are certainly still hot in 30s but I'd say on average 27 is the peak.

>>39421333
Unironically between 12 and 16

5-8, maybe.

>>39421220
Are you stupid? Wrestle

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>>39421241
But she is an elf. This could be an elaborate bit of elf treachery to steal your wallet.

Roll her up in the blanket like a papoose then tickle her while she's immobilized.

>>39421119
No all the cutfags nerve endings have been snipped off they don't feel nothing

yeah... I'm just happy I've got foreskin.

>>39421119
>pull foreskin back
>put it back on
dear god, do non circumsised fags have to deal with that shit every time?

>>39420991
>the rapy
Lol what? Are you going to be the perpetrator or do you just know its coming to you?

You'll realize how the guy/girl is just picking your brain and trying to manipulate you and the reality that it will never be better because everything is doomed from day 1, kiddo.

>>39420991
It's not gonna help you. It's a money sink and you're going to lose your time talking to someone who really doesn't give a shit about helping your ass.
>t. 1 year if therapy because my father couldn't be added to assume his role