Anyone else's parents not tell them they were supposed to untwist their balls if one gets higher than the other? My left is permanently lopsided and has poor circulation now, doctors say it'll probably need to be taken out within 5 years.
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>>35790688
9/10, you'll catch plenty
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>>35790688
Holy shit. It hurt for like a second, and then felt incredible. Why did nobody ever tell me about this?
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Mine are lopsided and hurt sometimes.
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SILVERBACK GORILLA VS. BROWN BEAR 2017-03-26 12:06:22 Post No.35790679
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Let's answer the age old question...
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Gorillas are significantly stronger, smarter, and have a more powerful bite. Bears only have reach and size.
My money is on the gorilla but I wouldn't be surprised if the bear one.
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>>35790738
Nope. Getting hit by the bears claw is instant death
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>>35790738
*won
I can't believe I did that
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I want to get raped by a superior woman, I'm a fucking subhuman that only exists to get beaten up by perfect godesses.
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>tfw no gf to beat the shit out of me and rape me and then cuddle and say nice things while I hold back tears
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>>35790678
>I want
>Rape
Open a dictionary
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I lost my virginity to rape. High School.
I'm a male.
Sex is just weird to me now and I can never think of it differently than the feelings I had that day.
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Good afternoon, lads.
We have an autistic discord up.
>Fembots banned.
>Roasties banned.
>Normies banned.
>Cyborgs banned.
>Chads banned.
>Faggots banned.
>Traps banned.
100% autistic.
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https://discord.gg/q5qX2kq
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Bretty gud discord desu
Though there are some really sad autistic fucks there
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We have zero normies.
Our troops operate 24/7 to seek out all normies and destroy them.
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Hey anon,you're cute
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>>35790646
Off yourself faggot
Hope you never breed.
Saged
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Who else /dontknowwhattodowhencomplimented/ here? It's such an alien concept, if I get insulted I easily have a come back but say nice things and I'm left stunned.
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"oh, thanks"
* hastily keeps on walking*
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Is it worth to it to become a bar regular ?
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>>35790580
would also like to know this,
do you have some really good interaction or is it just
>hey joe hows the wife
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Depends on the bar. Depends on if you have enough money to constantly drop on drinks/tips if you live in a country where tipping is practiced.
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>>35790580
Positives:
>occasionally get a drink on the house
>some social interaction with fellow patrons
Negatives
>you'll become an alcoholic shell who does nothing but sit in a smoke filled, dimly lit trash heap everyday - you'll probably turn out to be the guy who waits outside for them to open in the AM and drinks whatever's the cheapest thing they have
>your social interaction will be with alcoholic degenerates who live in sad apartments or halfway houses
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Why haven't you guys realized that you're alone because you won't settle for someone in your league? If you're ugly then you can ugly gf. If you're fat then you get a fat gf. If you're deformed then get a deformed gf. You're not Chad. You never will be Chad. Stop pining over Stacies or pure virgin girls you have no chance of getting
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>your face when you won't ever get to see this
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>>35790503
My standards are as low as it gets. Being a skinny guy, my only requirement is that the girl is in a range of +- 20 lbs of my own weight.
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>>35790532
Congrats, you're now a slave.
Or a chick, which is worse.
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Should wiggers be hanged?
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>>35790415
>fantano
>wigger
where do you live where he qualifies as a wigger
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>>35790441
He's probably Argentinian
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>>35790441
He likes rap a lot, that's one of a wigger's feature
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This negro is about to fuck someone's white sister how does that make feel?
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Apathetic. I don't care about white women.
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>>35790388
oh no im so mad why god so mad
fucking couldn't care less this isnt /pol/
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>>35790426
>>35790449
Yes you do care white bois
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Why is every single trap a normie or failed normie?
i never see any robot traps
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>>35790385
that's 100% bullshit
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>>35790385
I don't think I've ever ran into a normie trap
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>>35790385
>literally afflicted with a mental illness acquired from anime
>a normie
Well, you tried. Not well, but you did.
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>it's saturday night
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>>35790332
This man. Might just go smoke by myself like always
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>>35790332
>tfw drinking all by myself
I became a degenerate. I'm so sorry grandma, wish you were still alive.
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>>35790332
I wish I had a robo homie joining me for my night walks.
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>21 right now
>Too intelligent to get a girlfriend
>IQ of 131
I hope I don't wind up a 25 year old virgin man.
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>>35790286
Memes aside, abnormally high or low intelligence can make it tougher to socialize and get a gf
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>>35790740
So can asperges
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>>35790286
135 here
been an alcoholic since 12
life is hell
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>Spend 3 months in jail
>Paranoid about incriminating myself
>Other inmates are regulars who practically speak a different language
>Rarely speak
>Get attacked by an inmate
>Automatic disciplinary lockdown for being involved in a fight
>Moved back into general population after 7 days
>Become nearly mute
>Released about a month later
>Still nearly mute
Took me 2 years working in customer service to build up my social skills and 1 short trip to county jail put me right back here.
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>>35790280
Stop breaking the Iaw, asshole.
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>black man went to jail
Such a twist
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>general population
>jail
Nice RP thread.
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why does beer give worse hangovers than vodka despite having way less alcohol?
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makes you dehydrated
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>>35790274
It's because the lower alcohol percent makes it take effect slowly, and you drink more to compensate. You even up drinking more total alcohol.
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You drink more, therefore you also piss more, dehydrating you. If you drink water the last hours before bed it wont be half as bad,
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SATURDAY NIGHT VOCAROO THREAD 2017-03-25 11:45:05 Post No.35790245
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>http://vocaroo.com/
>record voice
>listen to other anon voices
it's almost like socializing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DCtB7WfEBa
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mjvgpQllya
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LfP0al3XGj
Here I recorded multiple people for you
it's almost like being part of a group
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>>35790245
>>35790411
OH man, these sound pretty depressing. Here is a bump