>tfw dick smells faintly of fish
why
I hate to break it to you, but you got a vagina
>>35792496
I think a fishy smell indicates anaerobic bacteria.
Try giving you weinerwang a good wash, and some fresh air.
See if that helps
>>35792550
i don't, but i think it has something to do with the fact that i've been using the same towel to wipe all the cum off of my dick for months.
>tfw dick smells like fish
>tfw people think your a stuck up self centered asshole but you really have crippling social anxiety.
>>35792341
I know that feel bro
Fdfe
>>35792341
>tfw you're a dumb shy weirdo but everyone is intimidated by you
I'm actually both at the same time.
Why is /r9k/ intimidated by virgin women? Afraid it will be awkward? Afraid to take the lead? Need someone to hold your hand? Do you prefer what others have already gotten to? Too lazy to develop something? Or do you just have an inferiority complex?
What is it that scares you away from them?
>>35792301
>Virgin women
they don't exist
>virgin women past the age of 18
>>35792337
>virgin women past the age of 12
Who here has a shit resume? I dont even know how to get a better job
>>35792259
lie like everyone else
lying is the most valuable skill you could possibly learn
t. American
>>35792287
I do lie, but to certain point. Im not gonna make a farfetched lie thats obviously a lie when they start talking to me
Bro let me help you out with some basic pointers.
1. What you got paid before is no ones fucking business. You find the average for your area, and add 20-50% when the question comes up depending on your skills. You will get negotiated down, at worst, to the average.
2. Anyone can say they have qualifications and skills. Put one-liner examples down that you've accomplished. These are almost always what recruiters will end up asking/chatting about, since otherwise, they will have to do the same boring shit-talk they give to everyone else. The added bonus here is that you essentially have the power to set the direction of the interview. Action words help. "Brand Management and Expansion" --> "Managed company branding, expanding reach by X% and retention by Y%". I don't know shit about this kind of marketing stuff, so edit as necessary. But thats the style you want. Short, to the point, confident, and above all, HARD FIGURES when you can provide them.
3. Move your work experience to the TOP. Whatever is most relevant to the position you're trying to get should be number 1. Keep point 2 in mind.
4. You want some better formatting. Go on ShareLatex and choose some professional looking template. None of this MS-Word shit.
5. Get rid of the whole Summary of Qualifications thing. Replace it with education or hobbies or whatever you can relate to the skills the employer needs. Sounds like you do a lot of communication shit, ever run a club, web-forum, video game clan, whatever? Talk about that stuff, corporate it up a la Point 2, and it will impress people much more than "I swear im gud at time management k".
Good luck
I'll start
>That fat kid that literally waddled
>that girl that tried REALLY hard with her makeup. Like spray-tans and shit
>that perfect qt you talked to.
>That kid that always had to point how he doesn't use social media
The one who who's dumb as shit and everybody acts like he's special
>>35792218
>That kid that Naruto ran down the hallway
>That kid that picked up his shit from the toilet and brought it to the front of the class and dropped it into the trash
>That kid that attacked a girl
Pic very related.
>>35792218
>that kid that rode his bike down the hall one day
>that kid that handed out his mixtape
>that kid that who would bully your friend but not you and you never knew why
320 pound lard ass here.
>tfw family poor but I still eat everything available
Should I stop living? I eat because I am sad, and I am sad because I eat.
Try intermittent fasting. It's the easiest way to break the cycle.
t. ex-fatbot
>>35792208
330ish here. im going for 350 so i can eat for free at Heart Attack Grill free when i go to Las Vegas in September.
>>35792208
Do some preacher curls and skull crushers and get dem bis bulky . You're just cultivating mass my man
When your iq is high 139 but your autistic and people think your stupid
>>35792179
When your IQ is ~110 but you're autistic so nothing works out well
>>35792179
you're* people are right
>>35792179
>your
>your
I think you made a mistake with your IQ.
I know that feel though. I have a high IQ and accomplished nothing and am autistic. People think I'm stupid because I either don't speak or speak too much.
My name s not important. What is important is what I'm going to do...
I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
Good for you, we'll be rootin' for ya champ!
>>35792169
This is some old copy pasta.
I still haven't played hatred.
You know your apathy levels are off the charts when you can't even be bothered to go on a virtual rampage.
>>35792237
t-thanks d-dad
Is autism terminal? I feel like it just can't be unlearned. Prepubescent children literally have better social skills than me.
Yea, you're fucked. But if you have a different skill that can be beneficial to others it can be overlooked. Like how some musicians or scientists are turbo autists but very inventive so they'll still be accepted and their behaviour tolerated. If you work a normal job and are autismo, u r fuccd
>>35792267
>they'll still be accepted and their behaviour tolerated
But a woman will only exploit them for their resources and fuck Chad when they're not looking
>>35792135
>prepubescent children literally have better social skills than me
tfw
>Ask girl to dinner on wednesday
>she says she can't cause it's her friend's concert that day
>she asks me to come along
Is there still a chance, am I not being rejected?
I don't know how this works
>>35792094
Yeah, plans like this is pretty normal
Go with her, could be great, could suck, but at least its something
Have fun being the guy to provide her with companionship until the moment Chad gets off stage.
>>35792094
Her friend is a member of the band. He's on stage, performing a skill in front of people and the women will be wet. This will make your friend competitive and wet too. Then you'll get to watch her fight for his attention.
>>35792311
What this cunt said. She's inviting you as a friend.
Why do normies make such a big deal out of going to funerals for people you don't know that well? I can understand going to one for a close family member or a best friend, but normies get mad at people who don't go to funerals for people who they just kind of know. I don't see why anybody should feel guilty for not going to the funeral of somebody they weren't that close with, even if they were related by blood. But normies still make a big deal out of it anyways. The cunt's dead anyways it's not like he could know or care who was there.
Its more about showing and providing support than actually being there for the dead person
>>35792090
Out of respect. The big question is why do normies make a big deal out of someone who doesn't run their mouth 24/7 ?
>>35792126
So it's like a way to signal to everyone else who's there how respectful and virtuous you are? I'm not trying to belittle the people that do this I'm just very autistic and want to understand their motives.
Ask a psychologist anything
>>35792030
why is it so fucking easy to rob the schools dweebs?
Did you know psychology is nonsense?
>>35792030
>ask a freshman psychology student anything
ftfy
Did I fuck up?
>become friend with guy I work with
>see him outside of work at the grocery store with his gf
>he introduces me to her
>next day at work I asked if we could have a threesome with her
>he freaks out, and has to be sent home
If he was the one freaking out, then socially he's the one in the wrong there.
A stern or casual no would suffice.
>>35792014
its jody highroller
>>35792014
yeh he is going to to dwell on it and if he acted unstable on the spot he is probably even more pissed now
get a cctv system for your house
Give me ONE (1) reason to live
eventually you're going to go through puberty and when you do you'll be able to experience orgasms.
It is possible that waifubots, advanced AI, and brain downloads may become reality in our lifetime. The possibility of a digital paradise is enough to keep me going
just think about all the nude femanon pics you may miss
>spergbrain joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to avoid my question and sperg out at the simple question
>ban him
talk about some of the autism you go through
Doesn't sound like the full story to me.
Could you post a screenshot of the conversation or just the dialogue?
>>35792070
>Could you post a screenshot of the conversation or just the dialogue?
why would I faggot
>>35792164
Otherwise you've no evidence to substantiate your claim, leaving it negligible at best and lying at worst.
Seeing how defensive YOU'VE gotten regarding my simple question, I'd say the two of you are on the same boat.