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I had a QT asian gf in hs, now I'm comtemplating buying a dildo and starting an okcupid as gay
i didn't fug her btw, stilla v-boy at 21

>like to fondle someone else's nuts
son, you're gay

>>35793177
I tried looking at a ton of tranny porn last night. Didn't reallydo much for me, so I ended up jerking it to some mature masturbation. Turns out I'm probably 100% straight, but I like older women too.

Jew magic desu

makeup my man

A girl becomes a woman when she tacitly understands that live is not real and she needs a proper man who will give her attractive children and make her look successful. This is when they dump you

i don't know, maybe get a fucking job?

I live in Europe, it's cheap
This year I've been to Germany, Italy and Spain plus the country where I live

>>35793074
>WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE MONEY
From an actual salaried job, not whatever McWageslave employment you have now

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i've been on 4chan since 2005 and grew up on /b/.

>>35793062
>my mom had me lie down on my back while she wiped my ass until I was 9
I had a similar experience.

Also my mother was really over protective and did everything she could to prevent me from socializing. One of the reasons I don't particularly feel guilty about how pathetic I am, it's at least as much her fault as it is mine.

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lack of motivation to do anything that requires any effort at all.

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>>35792953
howd i do doc

>>35793046
It's not looking good son
I'm afraid you have the autism

>>35793106
I am really pissed off doc

well, i guess i'll roll for you buddy

The amount of descriptions on here that apply to people I had in my school is astounding

>>35792941
Awh, Okay.
Let's see how this goes.

>>35792926
JESUS CHRIST, A TALKING RABBIT!!!
Cadbury Eggs are revolting, though.

kiss the sacred bunny

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>>35792926
pet the bunny

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>>35792895
that looks like it would feel amazing op.

>>35792895
Anon this is a shot in the dark but do you catfish people on Omegle?

I once did some 2 hour long weird roleplay with someone on Omegle claiming to be 14/f, and when I spazzed out and asked for nudes they sent me a 4chan jpg link of some naked girl in a bath tub.

If not, disregard this post and enjoy the autism.

Someone post that long screencap of Catfishman

>pajama pants objectively most comfy things to wear
>socially unacceptable in public

>>35792881
bc I sleep naked

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>>35792910
>normies unironically think sweatpants are superior to pajama pants
when will they learn?

>>35792799
>saying hi
ain't no chick care that some dude said "hi" to her unless you are attractive as fuck
if you think "hi" is gunna drop panties, you delusional

>>35792831
I don't literally just say "hi" fuckwit

>>35792831
this
they get millions of those from millions of desperate males
>>35792851
then don't post stupit shit

What cereal? What anime?

>>35792793
Holy shit if that happened to me I'd probably throw myself off a bridge

>>35792793
Start fapping to it?

>>35792743
Her tities are being totally autistical right now all over the place

>>35792743
y-yes its true where do i find one?

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>>35792743
Back to your safe space your fucking aut-right. You can NOT be a robot if you are a republican.

I'm not even 50. I'm not ready to end my life before it's even halfway done.

there's gonna be cool video games and stuff in the future

that's pretty much it

>>35792725
>intense fear of death due to lack of belief in an afterlife
If anything wouldn't that make you less afraid, considering that you can't feel anything when you're dead?

Personally, I'll probably kill myself when my parents die.

>tfw could grow a full, connecting beard in the 6th grade

>had a full chest of hair by freshman year

>have to pluck my unibrow

>tfw hairy asshole
>tfw hairy asscrack
>tfw even my toes are hairy
>tfw lots of back hair
>tfw lots of nose hair

at least youre not a literal sasquatch. being this hairy has given me mild trichotillomania because theres nothing more satisfying than ripping out a huge clump of asscrack hair that youve been spinning into a braid for an hour

You don't want a beard. They're overated
Wide hips are attractive for both males and females.
Chest hair is nasty. Its like having pubes between your man-tits.

Your genes arent that horrible

>>35792673
>wide, femenine hips

damn, that's hot, op

has anyone here pooped on a pretty flower ?

>>35792614
The majority of citizens from Western societies are busily engaged in DESTROYING Nature. That's WHY I spend all day on the computer.

Those who don't know much about biology don't know how insanely much of the Wild has been lost.

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>>35792681
Figuratively humanity has pooped over a lot of things.