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Anime isn't even all that good most of the time. Attack on Titan does not live up to the hype.

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>>35796666
>6666
proof all asians go to hell

>>35796666

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG YOU ALWAYS SMELL LIKE FISH.

>>35796663
just say you like her. literally nothing to lose. either you get her or thing will be awkward between you for a couple weeks

>>35796663
>you're bolth fucked in the head
>wants to try to form a relationship with her
Yea what could possibly go wrong

Kiss her next time you're with her. Girls like that kind of stuff

>>35796644
>I browse it every day and I'm a robot just as much as any of you.

Get the fuck off of my board, redditfag. Go back to your shitty attention whore comments and upvotefags and leave us and our pissjugs alone

this sub truly made me see how terrible and insensitive redditers are they cant even wrap their tiny little minds around the fact that these are real people with real problems. they jsut laugh and laugh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/

>>35796644
>I'm a robot just as much as any of you

No you're not. You're reddit cancer that thinks he is a robot.

where the fuck was this post a couple months ago?
you failed me anon, I could have used these words before I tried to fly too close to the sun. Trying to get the pills to get off this planet now.

>>35797376
I'll see you there my friend.

>>35796620
A little bit but it's been a while since anything fucked me up so I feel like I'm overdue anyway.

>>35796600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KVq1CIJzqx

>>35796660
You sound like you have aids

>>35796660
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KVq1CIJzqx

No deal. Her vids are great.

>>35796512
Because we live in a liberal society not governed by the sharia

>>35796512
Men don't like incels either you creepy cunts. How hard is it to get laid?

The scale has tipped. It used to be that whores were shamed, now, it's the incels.

Prepare, brothers, for The Great Beta Uprising (date tbd) shall restore the natural order.

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>>35796489
Taxi Driver. I may not think much of De Niro's politics but I think his performance perfectly depicted what a robot with some morals could be. I think he represents a pure robot. Not an incel who just hates women but a man who hates what society has made people become.

"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up."

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I never started smoking, so I guess that's cool.
Was also afraid of little trolls sucking the breath out of me for a while as a little kid, that sucked.

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>>35796489
5 Centimeters Per Second

It changed my life and made me realize that the world is fucked up, and if I won't just get the things I want because "that's the way it's supposed to be".

Sounds like you're writing too much shit senpai

>>35796484
Give us her number. We'll harass her for you.

>>35796506
If I didn't the conversations would literally always just be
>hi
>hey
>how are you?
>fine
>sure?
>yeah.
>How are you feeling after your mom died in that spontaneous fire?
>eh.

What have you tried doing and ended up failing?

Ritalin

Original shill desu

>>35796481
you're addicted to the internet, get out and your life will improve

>>35796464

Why are people attracted to her

>No tits
>No ass
>No hips
>No THICC

How is this cunt attractive

>>35796511
Also
>looks like Richard Dawkins
I guess that explains why autistic atheists (majority of 4chan) are attracted to her

>>35796511
Get off this board

>beautiful face
>nice slender body
>perfect sized smol tits, nice smol yet firm ass

Not everything is like your hyper-bimbo slut magazines, there ALSO exists true beauty in the world

>>35796407
>already have the entire board emulated on a backup unit
>have diagrammed out every possible conversation
>no one knows how to reply to your posts

>>35796407
>Multiple logical holes in anon's post
>Split up my rebuttal in three separate posts, all pretending to be different anons, to make him feel overwhelmed and make him lose confidendence in the validity of his position
Other people do this, right?

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>>35796407
>I post something retarded and get completely BTFO
>Samefag repeatedly insulting person
>Get called out for samefagging
>Close 4chan and cry

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>>35796375
>Pirates of the Caribbean came out in 2003

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>>35796375
>Pulp Fiction came out in 1873

>>35796375
Robin Williams used to be alive

>eating toast for dinner

>>35796244
>A toast!
>To the poison in our drinks!
>And the antidote in mine!

>>35796279
how do I edit my post here

i can barely function at parties with too many people. i think an orgy would make me not able to get a boner no matter how hot the girl is. i would atleast need to find a private corner. and no sharing, but that's not really an orgy anymore.

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>>35796238
Nah, the worst I would do is a mff threesome, and it would have to be with women I don't want a relationship with. That's just a fantasy though and will never happen so not like it matters.

Only if:
>I've already lost my virginity alone to a woman. (Currently have not.)
>Majority of orgy is female.
>No more than one gay dude or atleast a guarantee that the gay dude will keep distance from me.

Ghost of Omegle here

Bumpin cause lonely

>>35797092
wtf no im the ghost of omegle