>Go to r9k
>First thing you do is hide all stupid porn and jew threads.
Who else do this?
>>35800135
My routine is to whip out the catalog, crtl+F "anime", check that out, then skim through and see if there's anything else of interest. If nothing fun is around I usually move on to /o/biz/jp/ or wizchan. This board should be blue.
i don't BELIEVE in hiding threads..
>>35800268
>this board should be blue
this so fucking much i hate it when fuckers make fucking porn threads on fucking r9k it makes no fucking sense
Why are women's buttholes so alluring?
>>35800103
>>35800142
male buttholes are exactly the same faggots. sage report etc etc
>>35800142
Sounds about right. Painal is what all true warriors strive for
>>35800142
welp, cock is out
my god far right is perf
>tfw you will never rape a nun
>>35800074
>tfw you will never have your shaved boipucci ravaged by a big NEET cock
why live
The reasons to live are close to nun.
>>35800074
oh my... does she ravaged in front of the kids?
Name ONE (1) reason for why you haven't killed yourself yet
>>35800004
my oniichan
Because Jack is Back, OP.
>>35800004
I'm pouring all of my life savings gradually into my oneitis' hobbies as gifts and also making sure she moves in with her boydriend and lives happily for a few months.
In other words I'm just alive to be certain that she's happy. That is all i care about.
>father ignores you and shits on you for 20 years
>tries to bond with you and act interested in your life now that he's getting old and regretful
fuck OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK
OFF
>>35799948
I used to be angry at my father anon. I purposefully tried to make him feel bad for how he had acted, and each time I saw the pain and regret in his face, I relished. Eventually, I started to actually forgive him. Now I can hear the sadness and repentance in his face even after I've forgiven him, and it makes me feel bad.
>>35800024
*Hear the sadness and repentance in his voice and see it in his face*
They were talking about abuse of the elderly on the radio this morning, and people got to call in and give their opinions. Some dude called in and said that if one treats their kids like shit they shouldn't act so fucking surprised if they get the favour returned later on, I think he had a point.
I am the most awful mixture of autism and emo. How do i become more cold, caluclating and less emotional. I want to become Rainman.
>>35799838
rainmen are born not made, brobot
>>35799920
I dont need to be smart. I need to be calm.
>>35799838
watch Thomas the Tank Engine, play Sonic and/or inflict yourself with a head injury
incest thread, tell your incest experiences. ill start
ok so this isnt as extreme as some people here but i have an experience.
> mom always bathed me since i was a kid
>be 9, mom cleaning foreskin and suddenly get my first boner
>mom does not react
>few days go by and erections keep happening during bath time
>finally ask mom to stop bathing with me.
>insists that im too young to bath alone.
>fast forward six months
>mom pulls my cockskin back to wash penis
>cum on her hand
> my first orgasm.
>dont understand what happened
> mom gives me the "talk" that day
>still insists on bathing me, i always ending up cumming on her hand
she bathed me till i was 13, she stopped then. still not sure if i got molested, but i didnt hate it and have no trauma from it.
>>35799810
yeah, you were molested, dude.
>>35799833
is it really molestation if i dont feel bad about it? i have no trauma, nor do i feel any different around my mom.
I think it could have not been molestation, depending on if she was like straight up jerking you off or not.
She could have just considered it a good way to bond with you and not wanted to stop bathing you.
I did it guys. Got a girlfriend. Rate ma girl.
Saw her previously on r9k/10
You're not fooling anyone, anon.
>>35799663
6.5/10
now rate mine
how is this not original
>>35799663
9/10 she's hot my dude
>get tired last night around 11
>finally this is the chance to fix my sleep schedule
>go to sleep at 11:30
>wake up at 5
>a bit earlier than expected but so far so good
>make breakfast do shit
>fall back asleep at around 8:30AM and wake up at 11AM
>oh well I did only get 6 hours at night nakes sense
>do shit until I fall back asleep at around 1 and wake up at 4:30
>oh well that shouldn't be too bad either
And now it's 3:38 in the morning and im still awake
What is wrong with me
>pic unrelated
Same here
During the day I sleep like every two or three hours and I somehow stay awake all night till 8am or so.
Worst thing there's no one to talk with or something to do really, after a few hours of shitppstinh, lurking and watching animu it gets super boring and depressing
>>35799798
I like it, it's quiet and as bright as I want or dark as I want. Unlike day when the sun is always intruding whether I want it or not.
But it's not good because I have classes and stuff during the day.
>>35799875
I'm NEET rn and trust me, loneliness is good at first but with the time it becomes a slow poison killing you from the inside.
My old "friends" doesn't even talk to me anymore and I can't go out and meet some new people, I want to but I can't
Why dont black men play pc games?
What is fucking NBA2k17 and that FIFA shit you've never heard of?
Asians = MOBAs and RTS
Whites = MMORPGs and FPS
Blacks = Sports
Fucking NIGGER those are PS4 games. A NIGGER couldn't possibly afford a PS4. Go put them back now.
>>35799691
Blacks also play fighting games.
Hmmmm. Really stimulates the neurons, eh lads.
>>35799583
errick bell, bell hooks, angela davis, michel foucault, Kimberly crenshaw, assata shakur
She is too unstable to reproduce with.
I don't think she'd be a good mother.
>>35799583
Everytime I think about wanting children, I remember this whore. You can give them everything, and they will still try to fuck you over.
Why do /pol/ and other dogmatic ideologues decide to preach their beliefs on /r9k/, of all boards?
Isn't this place supposed to be full of losers? Does /pol/ want more losers in its movement?
>>35799555
/r9k/ browsers are full of the hatred and repulsion for others that goes perfectly with /pol/'s brand of far-right politics.
>Does /pol/ want more losers in its movement?
Numbers are important in political movements, they'll probably take anyone as long as they're not a jew.
you've convinced me to respect your faggot social liberal opinions on account of not wanting untermensch to dilute our dear home board
congratulations, your wife's mixed race son must be proud to have a betacuck like you in his household
>>35799984
I'm not a social liberal you alt-right /pol/tard.
I am a traditionalist, and while I do not seriously take in much of the spooks myself, I still reached the conclusion via a naturalistic analysis of human societies and personal inquiry into the utility of tradition and morality.
I agree with the race realism shit you people scream about because it's backed by actual statistics, I'm not triggered by any of this anti-mud people stuff at all. If white people want to try and reverse the demographic time-bomb in this late hour, that's fine by me, let them try.
The thing is though- if your ideology is so great, why do you preach it and talk about it in a board full of losers and failures? Is that who you want in your movement?
who /dissociative disorder/ here?
>>35799542
>tfw can't enjoy vidya properly
>tfw can't remember what i did yesterday
>tfw can't even think properly
>tfw everything is just behind some gayass fog
you are not a true robot if you do not suffer from dissociative disorder
>>35799542
>boohoo muh depression ;_;
>boohoo muh social anxiety ;_;
>boohoo muh assburgers ;_;
>all these normies filling up my 4chan, dissociative disorder, SPD and autism are only acceptable mental illnesses in robutts.
>>35799665
damn botched the greentext, whatevs
What happened to the night walk threads ?
And the "hmmm" threads ?
And the insecam.su threads ?
And various themed comfy threads ?
And the epic kek moments ?
2015-2016 had a certain vibe I liked
2017 has been lackluster in board content in my opinion
>>35799522
2017 comes with its own suprises, just wait and see
>>35799522
a lot of robots left because this site is flooded with normies since trump
>>35799522
>forgets to mention poo poo pee pee Pepe
>tendies memes
>frog posters
>NEET poster with smug Pepe
>vaporwave threads
>threads related to hobbies
>tfw you have pretend arguments with other people in your head
>>35799468
It helps me work out my anger without having to spit bile down people's throats.
I have pretend sessions where I ask a girl out or pretend how I would swoon her.
>he hasn't started to have hallucinations of people and argued with them yet