Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga booga if if if uhhh uhh ahhh ahh if if if
Okie doke!
DA NIGGER!!!
>>35803012
Why do niggers say Obama is the first black president? He's mostly indian
>>35803012
de-niggafied
Why do none of these fucking captchas work, I have to reload untill I get storefronts every time
>>35802942
just get a pass faggot
>>35802942
they are doing their job great, their purpose is to filter out retards.
>>35802963
dont sponsor 4chan until they get things right with rampant faggotry
>not just using legacy captcha
Hey guys, I just found about this image board and I heard it's where pee pee possibly originated.
I'd just like to share this funny pee pee with you :)
Maybe one day all of my friends can be involved in this amazing website
sure friend welcome you are one of us now YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
>>35803082
I've been around here for a while anon, fuck multiculturalism, fuck feminism, and fuck the kikes
>>35803082
nice pepes, got mor like this
R.I.P. Hopkins
>>35802889
death to frog
Don't you kill that fucking frog you cunt.
>>35802889
The surgeon is inspiredd.
>see a girl I desire to speak to
>talk to her
How addled are your minds right now?
whats your opener, its the part I get stumped on
how can i talk to her if she's inside? she isn't looking at the window right now
>>35802896
>See girl
>Hey, I wanted to talk to you, did you know your boyfriend has become a fugitive from the law?
I would recommend tailoring your conversation for your subject. If you don't know why you are talking to them, why are you talking to them? Obviously what I said to my most recent female conversation is irrelevant to you.
Was Shishio a robot?
>>35802851
Fuck no that nigga had a gf
shishio is normie af
>shishio
what anime? is it good?
>>35803015
rurouni kenshin. yeah, it's pretty good if you like shonen. third season becomes horrible though
7 years of depression
7 years of anxiety
7 years of paranoia
and it just gets worse every day. every day I'm reminded of just how inept i am. everything is crumbling right before my eyes and i really don't know how to fix it. i'm so tired of this shit. I want to pull myself out, but god, its so hard. it feels almost like suicide is my destiny- i just need to lose a few more things to really drive the message in. i can't remember the last time i felt happy or really content. why is it like this? i'm so tired.
Have you tried exiting the place that gives you the most unrest. Some times people really are awful, and ((you)) should avoid them. Find different ones.
>>35802891
oh man it doesnt seem to matter where i am or who im with (if anyone at all). i don't know how to make friends, and it just seems that everyone around me is so plain, and everything is so plain. i don't know what its all about. i don't know the right this to say or do. I know it's in my head- and i really have tried to change my thinking, but i hate myself- and the world is so abrasive. ultimately i don't feel that i belong here and i don't know why. my head is so often blank, just filled with fog.
Where are you from OP? I'm literally you.
We could go out sometime.
Ugliest race of women is actually Asian
>no boobs
>no ass
>flat face
>no curves like a stick
>gook eyes
>boring black hair
>all look similar/boring
The hot ones don't look like that but the majority of Asians don't fall in this category.
What's not to love about a small asian ass and a petite body
>>35802795
So you're saying they look like little girls and this is supposed to be bad?
>>35802795
m8 as long as australian aboriginals exist there's no contest for the ugliest race
Just a reminder:
>God Tier
Fluttershy
>Mid Tier
Twilight Princess, Rainbow Dash, Rarity
>Shit Tier
Pinkie Pie, Applejack
Enjoy your Sunday.
Rarity is best pony
This wasn't original for a reason
>god tier
>Fluttershy
Excellent taste but I'd put Dash in shit-tier
>>35802693
>God Tier
>Fluttershy
Oh fuck off
Why do you have a mommy fetish, anon?
Because my mommy was a tad too affectionate with me and now i just want to fuck her while she whispers to me how much better I am than my dad. And I also need that same affection in a gf
>>35802751
Are you still close?
>>35802782
So close that we still cuddle sometimes.
How would you rate yourself? What would you like to improve?
>>35802636
I'll start,
>Intelligence
I'm moderately intelligent, I can pick up new subjects fairly quickly
>Morality
Morals are core to me for some reason, I easily feel guilt for minor offenses and mistakes
>Mental health
My mental health has been steadily deteriorating for years now.
>Physical health
I'm not fat, but I'm not muscular. I can run a few kilometers before I give in.
>Sex life
tfw no gf
>Social skills
I have literally no friends, but can communicate decently with others.
>Looks
I am slightly below average, not disfigured.
>Wealth
Relatively poor, can afford only necessities and barely that.
>Self esteem
I haven't achieved much and probably will not.
>Artistic skill
Not very skilled, but have tried learning how to draw.
special snowflake
special snowflake
specialnsokewal
too lazy to go into detail
>tfw have problems
>tfw nobody else cares about these problems
>tfw cannot fix these problems myself
>tfw too apathetic to get up and try to fix these problems
>>35802610
I think you are in love with your problems.
>>35802623
How would that work?this has to be original
>>35802660
>>35802623
>>35802610
I now pronounce you man and problems
you may kiss
How old are you and why are you still a virgin ?
27. No skills.
>>35803451
Like nun chuck skills?
21. No game and don't like parttying. Library girls are not real. I don't walk up to them. Autism and schizophrenia.
What's your opinion on the modern technology robots?
>>35802529
It's a good start but we need to go further
Not what your picture implies, as papers have been doing that before modern tech came around.
Modern tech shifted consumerism towards creation.
It's one of there reasons VOD and netflix are killing normal tv. Also why youtube is popular.
Pure consumerism is on its way out. This is a good thing.
t. Communication and multimedia designer
>>35802529
there is literally nothing wrong with it, if you think otherwise you are probably an edgy liberal hipster.
Would you do a height lengthening surgery?
Apparently it's own of the most painful procedures in the world, and alters your natural balance, so you'd walk funny for the rest of your life. Is it worth it?
>>35802493
Even If I were tall, I'd still be a miserable piece of shit on the inside
>>35802493
His proportions look all fucked up. God no it's not worth it.
>tfw 6' anyway
>>35802493
jesus fuck no, imagine the complications later on in life