Hey guys I made a comfy discord for my fellow robots to chill out and talk
Please no hate
https://discord.gg/5JuXC6w
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>>35806902
every time i join one of these it's a bunch of autists and some guy named higgus
>>35807791
So far I don't see anyone named higgus
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I NEED TO DO UNI WORK
I NEED TO DO UNI WORK
I NEED TO DO UNI WORK
Same but I've spent the whole day browsing 4chan.
>>35806856
>project due in 10 hours
>>35806874
>usually sleep all day Sunday
>actually got up at a reasonable time
>have spent all day browsing 4chan and have accomplished nothing
WHY DO I DO THIS?!
Where can I buy a sex doll for under $500, lads?
>wasting money in plastic pussy instead of alcohol and cigs
lmaoing at you
>Alcohol and cigs
Lmao at >>35807102
>lmaoing at lmaoers
Lmao
I go both to 4chan and Reddit, but lately I seem to spend more time here.
While Reddit is great because its content is better organized and you have actual history, it can often be too normie/whiteknightey/politically correct and edgy or unpopular opinions are heavily downvoted by normans and apart from a handful of subreddits (which are brigaded by SJW assholes if they are public) you have to weight your words. That is a double-edged sword - on one hand, karma is equivalent to reputation in the real world and being a hateful idiot thus has consequences in both. On the other hand, it leads to overall correctness.
4chan is very free in comparison. You can say nigger and not be jumped on by an idiot who sees offense everywhere, or be banned and downvoted. The site looks like shit, and there is no history or real order, but there is lot of fun anyway and you can write your edgy heart out if you feel the need. On the other hand, if you are new to the internet, you might be easily offended or shocked and disturbed. I know people who would cry if they saw the shit I see on the internet daily. But 4chan is not as bad as it sounds. People here can be really fucking nice, though it is usually more fun to be edgy.
Anyway, these were just my random thoughts...
Do you have any input?
>>35806736
>Do you have any input?
tl;dr
>>35806736
reddit gets alot of shit but its actually not that bad, you can watch porn, see alt-right posts. but however, the users of reddit are not like people here, they tend to post innocent shit like puppies or how some dude in japan did a thing.
>>35806803
4chan shits on reddit, reddit shits on 4chan. none of them are as bad as the other side likes to make it out to be.
when you have enough of some drama or shit or whatever (or browsing /r/watchpeopledie , go there and go to comments, that is some top quality edge), you can just go to sub dedicated to cute animals. that not bad.
ITT: Perfectly normal things you do that everyone else does but no one wants to discuss in public for some reason.
I like to stick my middle finger as far up my asshole as I can and then smell it. It's especially satisfying if I fart with my finger up there.
i take pictures of my ass. i'm a guy
I'll shove my hand down my pants and fondle my balls for a bit then savor the scent lingering on my fingers.
>>35806667
Truly patrician. The smell of your own scrotum is one of the finer things in life.
How can you tell somebody is a fembot if they even exist?
According to "Community" (2013) she would look like the one in red.
>I've done all I can
>It's up to you now_
To my knowledge, only fembots (male) exist.
>>35806601
They dont mention their gender.
Orig
What problems do you guys have with your body?
>3 inch penis when erect
>arms longer than legs
>one testicle
>balding at 18
>moles all over my body
>>35806590
Stretch marks I got from rapidly gaining 20kg when put on antipsychotics
Self harm scars on my thighs
>>35806650
Shit, I have stretch marks on my arms from them growing rapidly
>>35806590
Are you the fucking hunchback of Notre Dame?
Anyway
>5'6"
>babyface
>look 14 when am 19
when you were in school and the teacher announce group work did you want her to assign you a partner? or did you just wanna get paired up with whoever was left out last?
for me i always fucking hated it when the teacher singled me out and paired me up with someone. one time she even said something like "sorry zach but im gonna have to pair you up with anon today :((((" i got so fucking triggered by that.
i also always felt super bad for whoever i was paired up with because they'd have to endure the awkwardness of being partnered up with me
>>35806517
I wanted the teacher to assign me a partner.
It's too embarrassing when everybody runs to their friends to partner with and you don't have any. If I was a teacher I would always assign partners because I wouldn't want any kids feeling like pathetic losers like I did.I was a good project partner though. I always did my share of work and picked up the slack when my partner didn't want to do it.
>>35806517
I wanted to work alone whenever I could. Working with someone is slow, ineffective as fuck and doesn't benefit me at all. It's supposed to teach you to work with many different kinds of people, but most of that shit would just consist of trying to make the others actually do work.
I fucking hate this school system that doesn't allow gifted students to move further in material than the slow ones. I could have done so fucking much in just primary school alone if that option had existed.
>>35806589
this.
although i think everyone on this board would prefer this.
I have no friends.
Will you be my friend?
>>35806498
No. I don't really want friends, especially not anyone from /r9k/.
>>35806498
No, sorry. Bad experience n stuff. But I'll give you a hug.
>>35806498
You can have a (You), but we cant be friends... Sorry
Hows college, robots?
>entrance exams in 2 months
>trying to study, no motivation or discipline
>3 years since high school, forgot most of what little I managed to learn
>haven't studied enough, probably can't get in
>not even hard to get a position, I just suck
This tear's going to be interesting, whether or not I get in. No job, no money to live with and absolutely no idea if I can even handle college life.
>>35806458
>dropped out last week
YOLO as the kids say
>>35806458
>A2 levels
>do 3 subjects
>failing all of them
GG
Don't lie, women from other races can't compete white women
>inb4 weebs faggot
No one wants to date black chicks
I dunno, anon. I like Asian girls. (and before you say it, I hate anime)
But then again I 100% prefer "cute" over "sexy"
>PlayStation 2
Lmao console peasants
>tfw you will never be a qt lesbian girl
>>35806425
>tfw you will never have a lawfully butch gf
>tfw you will never be neutral butch
>none of them are fat
yeah, okay, suuuuuure
HOW DO YOU GET OVER SOCIAL ANXIETY?
You have to actually force yourself to go into uncomfortable situations. It feels fucking horrible at first but eventually your anxiety will lessen the more you do it.
>>35806536
this
for a temporary solution, ingest alcohol
>>35806536
that depends.
if you cant handle it it just gets worse.
lets say 10 people try to do this, 100% of those who got over their social anxiety will say it was because it but the rest are maybe dead
>tfw a girl finally lets you penetrate her
>tfw you can't get past her vagina bone
>she just laughs at you
feels thread?
>she snickers and says your cock is more like a clitoris compared to chad's
I thought girls only had the hyman
>>35806329
what in teh fuck? youre both retarded, youre not supposed to.
I am fucking miserable
Me too, life is a never ending cycle of suffering.
The only reason I'm alive right now is because I keep clinging on to the hope that things will improve.
Hang in there.
You aren't the only one.
My advice is try one new thing today. Just one. Literally ONE thing. Read a book, walk outside for like 5 minutes, try learning a new language for fun.
Just do one new thing, thats it.
I'm miserable and the only thing that makes not miserable is messing with random autistic people online for my own twisted enjoyment