How do I beat porn+amphetamine addiction?
(Basically 12-14 hour masturbate sessions every other day)
I don't want be to degenerate any longer after 3 years of this
>>35807339
>(Basically 12-14 hour masturbate sessions
I refuse to believe this
>>35807371
I have done 20 hours+
and can easily do it again, but I cannot be in my room for longer than 12-14
>>35807391
So what constitutes a masturbation "session"? Stroking your dick the whole 12-14 hours or do you count just sitting there looking for videos too?
I unironically want to lynch faggots.
Not just from this board but from the face of the Earth.
I have nothing against them and it's none of my business where people stick their sharpies.
But god damn are they fucking obnoxious.
You can't deny it, most faggots are mentally ill as well.
So why should the be allowed to exist? Why don't we just fucking euthanize them already? It's not like they could possibly enjoy their existence. And if they did, they'd be the only ones.
>>35807330
Try me nerdboi
>>35807330
bad trol. ive seen 8 year olds on minecraft do better.
obnoxious and mentally ill.
this gay guy at my work keeps saying "what up anon" to me.
you're allowed to say a greeting one time.
i don't give a fuck if you find me attractive, fuck off you homo, stop barking up the wrong tree, it's obnoxiously retarded.
i'm gonna have to put him down hard if he keeps it up and i don't want to embarrass this kid.
>Make 20 convinceable youtube accounts
>Find a random low subscriber youtuber that
it looks like they put hard work into their youtube channel and genuinely cares about it
>Leave a shit tonne of hate comments and dislikes on every video, (never all the hate come in at one time, just slowly drag it out.)
>Watch them stop uploading
>Repeat to different channels a couple of times a week
Being a neet is awesome.
>>35807291
you evil master mind
>>35807291
>>Make 20 convinceable youtube accounts
How? Don't you have to have 20 different phone numbers to verify your registrations?
I do the exact opposite. I go to a young channel eaving positive comments and shit. Then the start to grow,befriend me and i get a piece of that pie.
The biggest guy I know is a buddy from high school. He has 12k+ subs atm
>faggots have an entire board to themselves
>still insist on shitting up other boards with their faggotry
hiroshima needs to amend the rules so that /lgbt/ must be kept in /lgbt/
steamfeels etc. need to go
It's not even actual gays, it's just degeneracy shills.
i'm way too mentally ill to engage in any sexual relations
technically straight now
>>35807280
/r9k/ is a topic-less board, and /lgbt/ is for work-safe discussion only.
>"I don't like this thing. Shut it down now!"
Spoken like a true Republican.
Which is better for data collection: Mean (average), Median or Mode
Mean if the range is small and median if the range is large. Also depends alot on what your data set is
It depends on what your data is and what you want to know.
>>35807269
Depends on the data, the distribution and what you want to show. For example with income median is probably better while with height...well it doesn't matter.
Is Elliot Rodger proof girls don't care about money? They only care about genes.
>>35807209
To be fair, he lived in California where everyone and their dog is wealthy. Guys with money may have more success in a place where everyone isn't already rich.
>proof that it is social skills
>>35807209
Doesn't prove anything.
He wasn't even rejected, just never applied.
Guys, help, what did I mean by this???
>>35807208
WELL, what DID you mean by it??
>>35807208
>a normal guy
She wants chad
Tell her
Well Im not a normal guy. Im a a khv Neet who luves in his mummies basement eatting chicken tendies ans watching anime all day. Does that get you all hot and bothered?
It'll make her laugh. Then we can proceed to step 3
You see, in economy, there is a lot of tendencies out there, that try not to leave anyone behind. They believe that all people are worth the same, and that success is just a matter of opportunities. And maybe, in economics, that may be right to some extent.
But it's not the same with dates. Dating is darwinistic. The best products succeed very early and very often, while the worse products only succeed with people that can't afford anything better.
We, anons, are the products, and dating is a market.
The price of your persona depends on how many people what you around. And some people are of more value than others.
It is like that, it has been like that, and will ALWAYS be like that.
There is no socialism with women.
Now that you know, what are you going to do?
>>35807193
the same thing i have always done
>>35807193
>Now that you know, what are you going to do?
Seize the means of reproduction
>>35807193
>Now that you know, what are you going to do?
Enjoy my solitary life. I don't care if it's giving up or coping or whatever
What's your favorite fast food meal, /r9k/?
For me, the most obvious choice is the 2 Whopper sandwiches deal at Burger King. They're a fully balanced meal and very affordable. The beef is all-natural, the artisan bread is freshly baked in the store every morning by the head chef and the vegetables are all locally sourced from country markets. And don't forget all ingredients are 100% natural, organic, and with no added preservatives or other harmful chemicals. Every detail is watched carefully to ensure your Whopper is a delectable delight.
Stop by your local Burger King today and enjoy a meal fit for a King.
>>35807191
How can I get your job?
I shitpost here constantly already, I just want to make a few dollarydoos advertising while I shitpost
>>35807191
3 piece spicy tender meal with cajun fries biscuit and a drink
Extra hot sauce
Popeyes of course
>>35807191
The Whopper is pretty hard to beat desu
I used to like the premium chicken sandwich from mcdonalds but now I only really get 'fast casual' stuff because Im not a broke NEET
>tfw ovulating and no boyfriend to fill my vagina
I'll fill it with diarrhea
ill put my penis in ur vagina if u catch my drift
>it's a Sacho thread episode
Who takes these pictures?
Are they from google earth?
This one is right by my house
>google earth
>actually thinking that the earth is spherical as depicted in google earth
stop right there, buddy. the earth is flat.
>>35807052
Why the Zionists of course.
>>35807082
I remember captcha used to make us cypher words from old books and stuff for them, what is our purpose by selecting the signs? Why else are there so many photos of street signs?
Bored psychiatrist here, why don't you let it all out here and tell me about yourself and why you're here? I won't judge you, this is my job. Please be honest.
Had an awful spice trip and i still believe i haven't fully came back after 5 months
Is this all in my mind or? (otherwise im a normal functioning person with no problems)
>psychiatrist
>this is my job
no your job is to hawk medication
>can't remember the last serious conversation I've had with anybody
>everything I say I try to turn into a joke
>don't know how to even open up to someone
Does anyone have experience with losing their virginity to a hooker?
I'm a 21 year old KHV and I found this "japanese" girl on a website. According to the reviews that's actually her.
Should I do it? She costs 100 euroes for 30 minutes. Is that a good price? Since she's actually chinese do you think I could get a discount for false advertising?
Am I supposed to bring my own condoms?
How do I talk to her on the phone without sperging out?
How do I avoid falling in love with her?
Fuck I'm so nervous.
bump
original post ksks
>>35806977
>Am I supposed to bring my own condoms?
this is what troubles me the most with hookers
>>35807644
I think it would make sense if I didn't brought my own because theoretically speaking I cut puncture them.
Unfortunately I don't know what condom size I need and I am too shy to go to the drug store and buy some...
Are you proud of being white? What are you doing to stand up for the white race?
/r9k/ is full of racism against whites and we need to stop this.
>>35806943
>white race
No such thing. Go be an American somewhere else, you retard.
We should really make a political board where everyone can go for political discussion.
Maybe call it /pol/ or something. That way there would be no reason to spam this shit on every other board by people who are clearly foreign to the board they spam on
>>35806956
>No such thing
sweetie.
Does dropping out of college leads to happiness?
>>35806931
as a college dropout, no
>>35806931
i went to college, dropped out, currently back in
i was very happy as a NEET. i cant deal with stress from school
>>35806931
No. In the year 2017 if you don't have a college degree you are essentially treated like a drooling retard in most of the western world. It will doom you to forever being unable to get a semi-decent job.