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God I need to breed.
I need to impregnate a woman.
It's driving me crazy.

Lady, your hair is dangerously near that power outlet

I have phimosis

orogoni

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>>35807820
>go on /mlp/
>post Steven universe discussion thread

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>35807820
>go on /mu/
>say Yoko Ono is a good musician

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>>35807820
>go on /o/
>post how manual transmissions waste more gas than autos

SMOOTH CRIMINAL

>>35807768
Very similar to yours

>>35807768
Remember that guy with the really shitty kitchen who did something like a cooking channel on youtube?
I keep forgetting his name, it was kinda long ago now, like 2010-2011 something like that.

>>35808090
Masao/masaokis

>>35807750

but but elliot rodger was dangerous

*hugs her ex-felon boyfriend*

>>35807750
>You gotta be pretty fucking stupid to think Elliot Rodger would've hurt his girlfriend if he actually got one
True. He would have been KEKED.

Fist of all, women like to be treated like shit(beaten) by Chads(alphas). They are submissive by nature and like dominance. I do not think Elliot had a mental illness, just redpilled to the point that there wasn't another way out. He was a beta, and betas are all submissive.

>>35807744
Kill her for the EXP, use my high level to impress a hot elf

>>35807744
Kill the orc, rape the elves, pillage the party.

>tfw no strong orc waifu to princess carry you at your wedding

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Me too, I really want someone to be lewd with.

>>35807705
>>35807752
Are either of you cute traps?

>>35807775
No. I'm looking for a mommy gf.

>>35807697
Yep. Virtue signallong. The normiest third or so of people do it automaticalpy and believe it. Most others make some halfhearted noises to cynically protect their reputation. Most robots should aspire to the second, desu.

>>35807777
Everybody gives thought, care, and attention to how others see them. We might have this or whatever "problem" which has prevented us from doing so effectively, but if we had not bought into the social aspect of human civilization at some level during our initial development, we would not be capable, and would see no interest in, posting here at all. This is, after all, fundamentally still a social website. We're not "total outcasts" like we pretend. We'd be some kind of "retard," in that case.

Cynicism is among the normiest of normieshit, along with virtue signaling. "I am unique." "The system is not in me." No you're not. Yes it is. We all are the system.

>>35807777
You got quads desu

Okay, I'll bite.

What makes you say that?

>>35807695
Save me, Jesus Christ

>>35807695
Impossible. I'm Jesus. Also Rasputin.
I hang out with dregs, I help everyone whenever anyone needs it, I love and take care of everyone close to me and everyone receptive to being close to me.I've survived a decade of hard drug abuse, I jumped off a building, I drive drunk nearly every day, and for some reason I am unable to die.

Checkmate, false idol.

>>35807677
thanks anon
why is someone filming them

>>35807714
i wonder if they die and where it is captured?

>>35807677
i bet all of these women are missing

I suppose I should start with mine.

Homestead:

>A world torn by the destruction of an era long passed. Huge floating landmasses, Isles, hold empires and nations that vie for power both between themselves and for the dominion of the surface of their planet, shrouded in mystery. Only two men know the secrets that those strange lands hold - one desires to shield mankind from them, and the other wishes to use them to bring about a new era for humanity.

The saga is split into three parts - The Lonely Terminal, The Basilisk Fungus and The Midas Spell. I've spent the majority of my time fleshing out the first of the three. Meet a few of of the main characters:

>Glast
A remarkably talented mage. He is believed to be one of the most powerful that have ever lived, as one of the direct creations of the First Star, Uviaa. His is almost her complete divine will, having become the champion that should fulfil her dying wishes. Glast's magic knows very few bounds - named Prehensis, it allows him to manifest a multitude of large, elegant ethereal arms that he uses to either build or destroy. Once an esteemed member of the Royal Architecture, Glast held great responsibility before losing it to catastrophic circumstances.

>Ofelia
Expert roughscaler, Ofelia serves as Glast's aide and is his most trusted comrade. She and her twin brother were born of a once great family, before disaster befell their parents and their property, orphaning them. Raised under Glast's tutelage, Ofelia has become a powerful mage herself, helping Glast to achieve his cryptic goal to the best of her ability. However, following recent events she has found herself questioning the acuteness of Glast's goals, as well as her own function in this grand scheme.

If anyone likes this idea then I can keep going if you want.

>>35807577
No faggot, you're not going to steal it.

>>35807577
I finally finished it yesterday, actually. Ended at 85k+ words, because it's my first serious attempt at a novel and I want to keep it short and sweet. I'm going to (most likely futily) attempt to get it published after my revising is complete. This is the first time I've been satisfied with something I've done with my life, and hopefully I can now finally get the motivation to pursue my dream of becoming an author.

Suck a cock or two you disgusting poorfag

>>35807564
I don't know, are you in Australia? If so, how much can you fit up your bum hole?

>>35807564
>asking NEET's and lower-middle class wageslaves

This isn't /biz/ you fag.

>>35807549
When my dad used to take me to his job as a kid, I thought they were comfy.

>>35807549
It'd be comfy if the walls were higher. In lieu of that you don't have privacy so it would feel bad.

>>35807549
comfy to visit, hell to work in

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get a gf/bf

OJ Simpson

I've been thinking of finding underage raves or festivals today

You only live once

>>35807505
go to bars clubs get drunk everyday and especially weekends

How about not doing drugs. Calm your autism and anxiety, don't make me laugh.

Where do you live?

I AM ORIGIBAL

If you don't have any existing connections just go to a crowded public area and look for anyone who looks like a hippie. 90% chance they'll have weed to sell and odds are they'll be weak and slow from eating like shit and smoking all the time so no chance you'll get jumped.

As someone who overcame their anxiety with weed, try it asap dude even if it doesn't help it won't hurt.

>>35807343
elliot seemed to be really misunderstood, he thought to highly of himself to be going to therapy and the medication he took didnt help at all

>>35807403
He did think too highly of himself.
And I guess Blaming My Problems On Roasties: The Youtube Series
didn't help him much either.

Had good taste in music doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aENX1Sf3fgQ&list=PL1-SWXvRdDLZ1XkDcOhw0eZLLsqVpp_Hq