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Anonymous
2017-03-26 05:36:56 Post No.35808437
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>heterosexual
>women don't want me nor care about me
>post dick and body online
>all of a sudden gay guys are begging to suck my dick and worship my body
Fuck this world. Seriously, I could become gay and find a bf in a matter a days, but can't even get a girl to fucking acknowledge me. Why are women so fucking cruel?

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:47:14 Post No.35808664
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>>35808437
You originally know what to do dont you?

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:48:39 Post No.35808701
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>>35808664
I'm not going to become gay. I'm not gay.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 06:36:57 Post No.35809679
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>>35808701
I can't believe this is oregano.

Anonymous
2017-03-26 05:35:59 Post No.35808413
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:35:59 Post No. 35808413 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is China superior to Japan?

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:36:42 Post No.35808432
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>>35808413
it's not. chinks love a shitty communist government

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:38:16 Post No.35808462
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>>35808432
>china
>communist
they haven't been communist for at least 2 decades

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:39:58 Post No.35808499
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>>35808462
yeah well they still have that great firewall of china

Anonymous
2017-03-26 05:32:42 Post No.35808332
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:32:42 Post No. 35808332 [Report] [View this topic]

As a white person I sometimes think that it sucks being non-white as you will encounter racism

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 06:03:55 Post No.35809040
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 06:03:55 Post No.35809040 [Report]

Yeah, I'd go along with that. Depends what race, and where in the world you are of course.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 06:04:04 Post No.35809046
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>>35808332

Nah

>Encounter racism
>Feel very slightly bad about it but massively over exaggerate how much it hurt you
>Everybody bends over backwards to make you happy and destroy the person who was racist
>Get treated like a kang
>Everybody reveres you and holds you up as a pillar of society
>Get a scholarship
>Get a free house
>Get free food and government assistance
>Never have to work as reparation for somebody saying something slightly kind of mean

Fuck off

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miaw :3333

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2017-03-26 05:33:56 Post No.35808361
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:33:56 Post No. 35808361 [Report] [View this topic]

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WE DO THIS TIME MOMMY! LAST TIME I PEED SO HARD AND SO MUCH! BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY MY PEE IS WHITE WHEN WE DO THIS?

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:36:42 Post No.35808431
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>>35808232

how do i get my face in her crotch

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:38:46 Post No.35808475
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>>35808232
>tfw you picture as a 50 year old pounding this kind of bitch

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:38:55 Post No.35808478
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:38:55 Post No.35808478 [Report]

Fuck off and lose some weight, you ugly fat bitch.

Anonymous
2017-03-26 05:24:25 Post No.35808146
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:24:25 Post No. 35808146 [Report] [View this topic]

>trying to walk my cat
>normies keep staring at me

HE NEEDS EXERCISE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS FUCK OFF

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 06:03:43 Post No.35809037
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Tell me more about the cat

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>>35809037
This is him, he's getting too fat and the vet said he's needs more exercise

Anonymous 2017-03-26 06:07:38 Post No.35809130
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>>35808146
God bless anon, you are doing good thing walking your cat. Don't mind the stares.

Anonymous
2017-03-26 05:23:56 Post No.35808140
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:23:56 Post No. 35808140 [Report] [View this topic]

What is the name of this distortion?

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:25:00 Post No.35808170
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the liquify tool in photoshop

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:26:26 Post No.35808203
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>>35808140
Its name is Jim

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:45:09 Post No.35808610
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>>35808140
gaussian something or other

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2017-03-26 05:23:32 Post No.35808135
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:23:32 Post No. 35808135 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw I don't enjoy doing anything
Is there any way to fix my brain's inability to take pleasure in anything? I've tried like a dozen meds and they never worked
~~and no I don't have a source for the pic sorry~~

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:25:00 Post No.35808169
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is that robin scherbawsky?

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:28:05 Post No.35808245
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>>35808169
It's a model. so no

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:29:07 Post No.35808265
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>>35808245
well, i really want to fuck her ass

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:22:22 Post No. 35808111 [Report] [View this topic]

>do nothing all day
>can't sleep

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:24:32 Post No.35808149
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Probably that's why. Why would you body want to rest if your entire existence is resting.

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>>35808111
>do nothing all day
>tired

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>>35808111
>do nothing all day
>feel accomplished

Anonymous
2017-03-26 05:19:22 Post No.35808043
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:19:22 Post No. 35808043 [Report] [View this topic]

Stop daydreaming about scenarios that will literally never exist.

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:21:23 Post No.35808083
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>>35808043
If I day dream about it, it exists in my head at least, if I don't, then it never will

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:21:44 Post No.35808095
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>>35808043
That's why I try for some month. Life is just life now. It doesn't cure my depression but at least I don't rot that much now.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:24:35 Post No.35808151
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>>35808043
i want to become a dictator of the USA and take all the blacks we have and either put them in millitary, or deport them in Israel, and then do a public execution of George Soros on live TV, then i would ban media as a whole, then i would make all clothing state-run, men wear suits while girls wear cute dresses, i would then change the flag to something cooler, i would then make charity the new form of health care and make the left pay for it since they're so tolerant

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2017-03-26 05:19:03 Post No.35808036
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:19:03 Post No. 35808036 [Report] [View this topic]

>2007 was just 10 years ago

It was the good life.....

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:38:35 Post No.35808470
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I was only 7. Explain why it was good my guy

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:39:37 Post No.35808493
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>>35808470
>7 in 2007
Get out underageb&.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:41:17 Post No.35808530
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>>35808470
Fuck off kid, this place ain't for you. You still have plenty of time to get better.
Start eating well and exercise a few times a week. Your body will thank you for it for the rest of your damn life.

Anonymous
2017-03-26 05:18:26 Post No.35808023
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:18:26 Post No. 35808023 [Report] [View this topic]

If women are attracted to dangerous men why weren't they attracted to Elliot Rodger?

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>>35808023
He couldn't defeat a ~~fucking door~~

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:25:51 Post No.35808191
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>>35808023
Because he didn't make them feel like a little priness as well as a dirty whore.
And he wasn't realy flauntable for them as "Hey I manged to get this guy to fuck me, I'm cool now" since he was kinda fucked in the head and not a chad.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:28:00 Post No.35808242
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If he didn't kill himself, he would have had female admirers like all the other spree killers.

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2017-03-26 05:13:50 Post No.35807934
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:13:50 Post No. 35807934 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you guys get jobs? What's stopping you?

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:15:33 Post No.35807971
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I don't want to work. So I don't.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:15:32 Post No.35807972
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:15:32 Post No.35807972 [Report]

once the school children and highschoolers start waking up, this board really goes to shit.

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>>35807934
>What's stoping you?

nothing

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2017-03-26 05:13:42 Post No.35807924
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:13:42 Post No. 35807924 [Report] [View this topic]

How long have you been on 4chan, /r9k/?

Six years here

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:17:12 Post No.35808001
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>>35807924
12 years on 4chan

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I arrived on this website in 2006, as a junior in high school.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:18:55 Post No.35808032
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Still a newfag, but 6 months passed quickly.

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:12:03 Post No. 35807886 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here /postdepression/ ?
I'm not even sad anymore. I don't cry about tfw no gf tfw no friends etc.
I have no goals in life, no aspirations, no reason to get out of bed, but I'm not upset about it either. I am alive, but don't live. It's a weird feel.

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that's just regular depression

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>>35807886
>tfw youve just been depressed too long to regularly realize what that in itself feels like
its getting real abstract now friends

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>>35807968
Vaporwave isn't minimalistic.

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:10:35 Post No. 35807858 [Report] [View this topic]

Average day for Chad

>Wake up next to random girl
>Have to leave because her boyfriend will be over
>Head to gym to meet his dudebros
>Go to moms house for lunch
>Fuck in dad's bed
>Head out to town in the evening with dudebros
>Pick up some chick at the bar
>Head back to hers for sex
>Repeat

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:15:55 Post No.35807984
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In my Chad days I donated blood for money.
So you forgot: Go shopping for clothing in the afternoon.

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>>35807858
None of those guys even have attractive faces. Is muscle all it takes to be Chad?

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>>35807858

>but then who was chad fucks in dadbed?

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