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>>35812431
both of you are really dumb

>>35812483
I just want to die friendo

>>35812498
Why not just shot yourself in the head but have her work your arm and fingers. That way it looks like you shot yourself.

>>35812303
>girls have better orgasms
>implying you know how to achieve them

>>35812331
Of course we can!
We have fingers, and other objects ;)
You can only use your hand, teehee.

I want the thing on her shoulder

A large supply of xanax.

>>35812320
gimme gimme xanax tendies
be they crispy or from wendys

>>35812302
There is nothing to fear, but fear itself. -FDR

Send me your money.
How is this even a question

>>35812300
Skirts. It's the best thing a woman can wear.

tits or gtfo

oreganoreganooooo

How do trannys change their voices

>>35812329
they change their voice with hrt

>>35812284
They want to hear your meat online.

>implying I want to work

My hand work just fine tyvm

>>35812162
>i already don't play video games at all
>i already have a job, have had a job for years
>parents have no control over my life
>still never had a gf

i guess that means i'm totally fucked.

>>35812162
>do litteraly all of those
>still didn't work even tho I've done this since 18 or so and I'm now 24
any other ideas?

haha long boy

organs

Fat shaming is good.
Thinking being fat is okay is mental.

t. Fat

>>35812224
Disgusting house fatso

Yellow on black looks disgusting though.
White on black looks good.
Yellow on white looks alright.

I spent all my time hanging out with exchange students in uni, all of them were terrified of blacks.

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>>35812128
>this is what god wanted
>god

you just need to shut up

>>35812101
he's a 6/10 at best

>>35812176
this is major cope

Dibs on the roastie.
I called it.
Please show feet

>>35812138
Agreed, we require feet pics.

Plz post feet

Oregano

>>35812052
post tits pls
I won't laugh promise

i want to kill

>>35812065
B..but anon I don't want to post lewd images of myself !

>>35811941
skulking against the wall with a hoodie up at lesbian bars.

>>35811991
>lesbian

darn

Wasn't she a major lesbian? I mean...

She makes out with Chloe at the end, and laid in bed with her barley dressed at one point

the toppest of autism
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5670748ee0660

https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph581d062fba106/pov-femdom-cuckold-sissy-joi

>>35811936
Porn is degenerate and abuses your body's natural pleasure centers with the over stimulating of female bodies and its varieties. Quit promoting degeneracy and seek God who made you and your desires that you have corrupted with your lust.

>>35811908
Assuming the persons not fat. If i had 5 points to put into stats id give 3 face 2 ass 1 tits.

>>35811990
>5 points
>3 face
>2 ass
>1 tits
>3+2+1=6
Not sure if retarded or trying to make a point that they like flat tits.

>>35811990
I guess it depends if you're looking for a gf or a sex friend

Get a half decent job and laugh at all the roastie whores after they turn 30.

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>>35811887
Made a chad fake account and got twice that amount.

>>35811943
The idea I might one day do this is what keeps a KHV like me going to complete a degree in STEM at a rusty, smelly, normie-infested college.